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  • milarsomilarso Posts: 1,280
    My fiancee is eight months pregnant and we have no air conditioning (it was 95 yesterday).
    At this point, I've stopped trying to understand her.
    I'm just trying to make it through this alive...
    "The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners."
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?
    that we are smart?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited May 2010
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?
    I didn't understand a word you just said... (admittedly, it's probably because I was thinking of boobs)
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Maybe this thread should be called people that "Hate Women" :roll: :think:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • JoeTzuJoeTzu Posts: 88
    From Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets"

    Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
    Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
    Tickle my nausea
  • Nittany1bnNittany1bn Near Philadelphia Posts: 214
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    loadedgun wrote:
    Can't live with em, can't kill em.
    Cant live with them...
    Cant find a good place to hide the body...........

    can't live with them....pass the beer nuts
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?

    This has never once happened in the history of "man". It's more like "if I have to tell you how I feel than you mustn't know me very well"

    As far as understanding us?? We need food, alcohol and sex.

    ;)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    milarso wrote:
    My fiancee is eight months pregnant and we have no air conditioning (it was 95 yesterday).
    At this point, I've stopped trying to understand her.
    I'm just trying to make it through this alive...
    you Sir are a hero.
    nothing short of fantastic.

    your post made me laugh.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Just don't understand them.


    good... we like it that way. :P
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    DeLukin wrote:
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?
    I didn't understand a word you just said... (admittedly, it's probably because I was thinking of boobs)


    :lol:
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    DeLukin wrote:
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?
    I didn't understand a word you just said... (admittedly, it's probably because I was thinking of boobs)

    hilariuos :)
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    This has never once happened in the history of "man". It's more like "if I have to tell you how I feel than you mustn't know me very well"

    As far as understanding us?? We need food, alcohol and sex.

    ;)
    some of us need weed more than alcohol.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    This has never once happened in the history of "man". It's more like "if I have to tell you how I feel than you mustn't know me very well"

    As far as understanding us?? We need food, alcohol and sex.

    ;)
    some of us need weed more than alcohol.

    ok, so now there is a list of 4 things... still a reasonable amount to remember.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Maybe this thread should be called people that "Hate Women" :roll: :think:

    Nah,.. I love the woman type. Just will never figure them out,. and I'm okay with that. that's part of the charm you gals bring to the table. ;)
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    the wolf wrote:
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Maybe this thread should be called people that "Hate Women" :roll: :think:

    Nah,.. I love the woman type. Just will never figure them out,. and I'm okay with that. that's part of the charm you gals bring to the table. ;)

    haha... "charm" well put.

    ;)
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?


    :lol:

    and, even when we speak clearly, state exactly what we mean/want....you hear what you want to hear....working off prior experience, what you think we mean/want.....even tho we just told you, and it's different from what you think! exasperating!


    (and i say this as a long-married woman, who just had a bizarre exchange such as above before dinner last night. amazing. :| )

    however, i still love men, always will.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    decides2dream wrote:
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?


    :lol:

    and, even when we speak clearly, state exactly what we mean/want....you hear what you want to hear....working off prior experience, what you think we mean/want.....even tho we just told you, and it's different from what you think! exasperating!


    (and i say this as a long-married woman, who just had a bizarre exchange such as above before dinner last night. amazing. :| )

    however, i still love men, always will.

    This is very interesting... so women really think that the words that come out of their mouths is what they ACTUALLY want?? Now i've heard everything.

    :D
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Dissidentman wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?


    :lol:

    and, even when we speak clearly, state exactly what we mean/want....you hear what you want to hear....working off prior experience, what you think we mean/want.....even tho we just told you, and it's different from what you think! exasperating!


    (and i say this as a long-married woman, who just had a bizarre exchange such as above before dinner last night. amazing. :| )

    however, i still love men, always will.

    This is very interesting... so women really think that the words that come out of their mouths is what they ACTUALLY want?? Now i've heard everything.

    :D


    exactly.
    :x
    :roll:
    apparently my husband thinks like you do. and/or simply doesn't listen.
    after almost 18 years of marriage, i'm going with the latter. :lol:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Dissidentman wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    meme wrote:
    We tell you how we feel and you still don't understand us.
    You never tell us how you feel and we still manage to understand.

    Now, what does that say about you?


    :lol:

    and, even when we speak clearly, state exactly what we mean/want....you hear what you want to hear....working off prior experience, what you think we mean/want.....even tho we just told you, and it's different from what you think! exasperating!


    (and i say this as a long-married woman, who just had a bizarre exchange such as above before dinner last night. amazing. :| )

    however, i still love men, always will.

    This is very interesting... so women really think that the words that come out of their mouths is what they ACTUALLY want?? Now i've heard everything.

    :D

    hahahahahaha.... :D
    My whole life
    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
    “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    randomly crying and then saying there is no reason.
    overreacting
    mis-interpreting the things you say
    EXPECTING A CERTAIN REACTION. :x
    needy
    moody
    ...continuing to forget that men can't read your fucking mind...
    taking forever to get ready.
    too picky

    :mrgreen:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    randomly crying and then saying there is no reason.
    overreacting
    mis-interpreting the things you say
    EXPECTING A CERTAIN REACTION. :x
    needy
    moody
    ...continuing to forget that men can't read your fucking mind...
    taking forever to get ready.
    too picky

    :mrgreen:


    and thats just you. 8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    dcfaithful wrote:
    randomly crying and then saying there is no reason.
    overreacting
    mis-interpreting the things you say
    EXPECTING A CERTAIN REACTION. :x
    needy
    moody
    ...continuing to forget that men can't read your fucking mind...
    taking forever to get ready.
    too picky

    :mrgreen:


    cmon now....if she's in a relationship with a man, can that really be the case? ;)



    and many of the list above apply to men as well...tho not so much the random crying or taking forever to get ready. tho mny of us women don't do that either!


    let's face it....we may drive each other nuts....but it's b/c we truly drive each other crazy ;) that we love being together.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    decides2dream wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    randomly crying and then saying there is no reason.
    overreacting
    mis-interpreting the things you say
    EXPECTING A CERTAIN REACTION. :x
    needy
    moody
    ...continuing to forget that men can't read your fucking mind...
    taking forever to get ready.
    too picky

    :mrgreen:


    cmon now....if she's in a relationship with a man, can that really be the case? ;)



    and many of the list above apply to men as well...tho not so much the random crying or taking forever to get ready. tho mny of us women don't do that either!


    let's face it....we may drive each other nuts....but it's b/c we truly drive each other crazy ;) that we love being together.

    This is no time and place for logical thinking! ;):lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    At this point I'd like to reference a post of mine a while back...
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Digital Twilight wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:


    I live with my girlfriend AND her sister...yeah...this statement could not be anymore true.... :roll:


    Hardcore...

    Whether you are being sarcastic or not doesn't really matter. Thank you for your compliment, but I am personally so damn sick of hearing "I feel so gross today", or "God, I'm just so fat!", or "I look horrible today!"

    I've gotten use to the coming home and telling me about their work-out classes. At first, i kind of just did whatever and answered with the typical "yeah" and "uh-huh", but if I don't pretend like I'm listening the girlfriend will call me out on it. One day I almost responded with "Am I supposed to care", but I thought twice before letting that one go.

    I've never wanted to be...but I am now up to date on all the celebrity gossip, and I know way too much than any man should know about dieting and eating healthy.

    All the guys out there...for the love of GOD, please come to my house, kidnap me and let's go to Vegas for an entire week. I think I'm losing testosterone by the hour...

    I used to love pizza, but I don't get to eat it that much anymore. I talked them into eating pizza last month, but it took a lot of work. At first they wanted to order the low-fat pizza.... :shock: :? :x Who in the FUCK orders a low-fat pizza? That's like ordering low-fat bacon (if it exsists?), it's fucking blasphemy and should never be done.

    The pizza was almost not worth it considering I heard about it for about a day after we actually ate it... :roll:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    catefrances wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    randomly crying and then saying there is no reason.
    overreacting
    mis-interpreting the things you say
    EXPECTING A CERTAIN REACTION. :x
    needy
    moody
    ...continuing to forget that men can't read your fucking mind...
    taking forever to get ready.
    too picky

    :mrgreen:


    and thats just you. 8-)

    Yeah, perhaps this thread was just bad timing for me. I had to experience one of those last night...care to guess which one? 8-)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Yeah, perhaps this was just bad timing. I had to experience with one of those last night...care to guess which one? 8-)

    Geez, there is just so much to choose.

    Moody???
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    dcfaithful wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    randomly crying and then saying there is no reason.
    overreacting
    mis-interpreting the things you say
    EXPECTING A CERTAIN REACTION. :x
    needy
    moody
    ...continuing to forget that men can't read your fucking mind...
    taking forever to get ready.
    too picky

    :mrgreen:


    and thats just you. 8-)

    Yeah, perhaps this thread was just bad timing for me. I had to experience one of those last night...care to guess which one? 8-)

    i'll play.

    i'm gonna go with "EXPECTING A CERTAIN REACTION" alex.
    what do i win?

    the ALL CAPS kinda gives it away.
    ;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    randomly crying and then saying there is no reason.
    overreacting
    mis-interpreting the things you say
    EXPECTING A CERTAIN REACTION. :x
    needy
    moody
    ...continuing to forget that men can't read your fucking mind...
    taking forever to get ready.
    too picky

    :mrgreen:


    and thats just you. 8-)

    Yeah, perhaps this thread was just bad timing for me. I had to experience one of those last night...care to guess which one? 8-)


    no thanks... i dont play games. 8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Yeah, perhaps this was just bad timing. I had to experience with one of those last night...care to guess which one? 8-)

    Geez, there is just so much to choose.

    Moody???

    Well, a lot of those all go hand in hand I guess...but no, that wasn't the predominant one.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    catefrances wrote:

    no thanks... i dont play games. 8-)

    Well played. 8-)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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