If Ed was your neighbor...
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YourDirtisMyfood wrote:haha...I'm assuming that you're a girl (or a woman?).PJ Princess0
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odie wrote:All woman baby all woman..lol
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If Ed were my neighbor I'd ask him how he sleeps at night charging $47.50 for a fucking lighter.0
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I'd give him a Bud Light and say, "I love you, man!"Ignoring Rusted Signs0
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Eliot Rosewater wrote:If Ed were my neighbor I'd ask him how he sleeps at night charging $47.50 for a fucking lighter.
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If Ed were my neighbor, I'd go right over to his place and introduce myself. I would tell him of the tremendous respect that I have for him and his music. I would share some stories of all of the traveling I've done to see the band, and some of the highlights over the past 17 years. I'd try to keep it matter of fact, light, and funny.
Then, I'd talk with him about how people aren't good neighbors to each other anymore. Maybe a short discussion of how things used to be, how things are now, and why that is. Then I would say that since we're neighbors, our two families can start to change that perception.
I would propose that we become friendly and try to define what being a "good neighbor" is all about. Maybe even say that we should meet up and check in with one another at least once a month. Nothing like "official", or on a schedule or anything like that. Just chat for a few minutes outside or in the garage.
I'd try that out and test the waters for a few months. I think Ed would be hesitant about it for awhile, but would then quickly warm up to the idea. Meanwhile, I would stay cool about it and not force anything. (Of course, I'd be going nuts about it to my friends and family!)
In the end, I think that Ed would be a great neighbor, and if you gave him space and were nothing but cool to him, he would return the favor (and would probably enjoy blowing your mind by inviting you to rehersals and jam sessions, and introducing you to his friends and band mates).Michael James McCabe
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If eddie were my neighbor I'd ask him so many things....;)(when Jill isn't at home:D)"You're the eve of my destruction in the garden of fears"0
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Big Ed wrote:I'd give him a Bud Light and say, "I love you, man!"
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Oh God, Eddie next door, in place of Mr. and Mrs. Sociopath and their two serial-killers-in-training???
I know exactly what would happen; I would go out to my car, see him in the driveway, walk over and greet him, as civilized as all hell, shake his hand, welcome him to the neighborhood, tell him how much the music means to me, no fawning, mind you, just as sophisticated and cool as can be, say, see you later, walk into the backyard, and have a stroke so massive, so profound, that it would be written up in medical journals for the next fifty years."Over the dirt, we soar,
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Stoney, about Eddie, with love! (And to his face!)0 -
MrsOakley wrote:Oh God, Eddie next door, in place of Mr. and Mrs. Sociopath and their two serial-killers-in-training???
I know exactly what would happen; I would go out to my car, see him in the driveway, walk over and greet him, as civilized as all hell, shake his hand, welcome him to the neighborhood, tell him how much the music means to me, no fawning, mind you, just as sophisticated and cool as can be, say, see you later, walk into the backyard, and have a stroke so massive, so profound, that it would be written up in medical journals for the next fifty years.
that's kind of how i'd react. the good thing about me is that i'm a young girl so it'd be easy to welcome him and his family to the neighborhood with some banana bread or something, then offer to babysit his daughter whenever he needs me toi'll be over there so often, then we'll be come fast friends, and i'll act like i have no clue who he is, though the seizures and twitching fits i'll have talking to him might give me away...
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Eliot Rosewater wrote:If Ed were my neighbor I'd ask him how he sleeps at night charging $47.50 for a fucking lighter.
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I'd send my 3 year old brother over there to play with Eddie's baby where the two young children will start bonding and building a romance where they will one day get married.Happiness is only real when shared0
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i never really thought about any of this b4...not sure what i would do
i'd ask him to teach me guitar tho that's for sure2005: Borgata 2, Philly
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michaeljamesmccabe wrote:If Ed were my neighbor, I'd go right over to his place and introduce myself. I would tell him of the tremendous respect that I have for him and his music. I would share some stories of all of the traveling I've done to see the band, and some of the highlights over the past 17 years. I'd try to keep it matter of fact, light, and funny.
That was actually a very cool, well thought out answer.“Wind in my hair, I feel part of everywhere...
Late at night I hear the trees, they're singing with the dead...overhead...”0 -
Tom K wrote:I'd just walk in and take stuff out of his fridge.. as for being to loud..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NCkqyy_mX80
Now that's comedy! lmao
As far as Ed being my neighbor, I think I'd take the ladder and confuse the heck outta him by not saying anything. hahaUp here so high I start to shake...
Up here so high the sky I scrape...
I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
Just like my innocence...0
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