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cdp1223
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Boy howdy do I have a case of the fucking Mondays today.....I just hate everything and someone is gonna get punched in the brain before days end.
There is a dumb girl convention happening a few cubes over from me and there is a heated Twilight discussion happening (books NOT movies, mind you). I think I also just heard one of them extolling the virtues of the movie "Hitch". :roll:
Dear girls who work in my immediate vicinity: I kind of hate your stupid faces. Sincerely, crankypants.
There is a dumb girl convention happening a few cubes over from me and there is a heated Twilight discussion happening (books NOT movies, mind you). I think I also just heard one of them extolling the virtues of the movie "Hitch". :roll:
Dear girls who work in my immediate vicinity: I kind of hate your stupid faces. Sincerely, crankypants.
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cdp1223 wrote:Boy howdy do I have a case of the fucking Mondays today.....I just hate everything and someone is gonna get punched in the brain before days end.
There is a dumb girl convention happening a few cubes over from me and there is a heated Twilight discussion happening (books NOT movies, mind you). I think I also just heard one of them extolling the virtues of the movie "Hitch". :roll:
Dear girls who work in my immediate vicinity: I kind of hate your stupid faces. Sincerely, crankypants.
that's a regular Algonquin round table going on there :shock:
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norm wrote:
Meeting of the fucking minds, every day from 2-4 EST. BE THERE!0 -
Oh I also forgot to mention that it is "Western Day" at my office....meaning that there are people walking around with goddamn neckerchiefs and cowboy hats/boots. One old guy is wearing a sherriff's badge.
Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:0 -
Ugh...
One of the girls in my office who is super annoying as it is was having some kind of dramarama by my desk earlier this week. I wanted to smack her :evil:
She is also the same girl who told me that after she started dating her current boyfriend that ten...that is right TEN of her guy friends told her they were in love with her :roll:
Plus Twilight in general just drives me nuts0 -
This is what drives me bonkers at my office... While it would be bad enough to work with, say, 20-40 total douchenozzles and fuckwads....I have 1216 of them surrounding me!! :roll: :twisted: :roll: :twisted:0
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LMAO!!!cdp1223 wrote:Oh I also forgot to mention that it is "Western Day" at my office....meaning that there are people walking around with goddamn neckerchiefs and cowboy hats/boots. One old guy is wearing a sherriff's badge.
Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:
Theme days at the office. I run this place, I should try it...
We've been having corporate douche bag days for too long...
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cdp1223 wrote:This is what drives me bonkers at my office... While it would be bad enough to work with, say, 20-40 total douchenozzles and fuckwads....I have 1216 of them surrounding me!! :roll: :twisted: :roll: :twisted:
douchenozzles??? 0 -
I work with this complete B word that I call Camel Toe Kate.
She has this PHONY phone voice and laugh that may one day send me over the edge.... one of those high pitched hahahaha big sigh....
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cdp1223 wrote:Oh I also forgot to mention that it is "Western Day" at my office....meaning that there are people walking around with goddamn neckerchiefs and cowboy hats/boots. One old guy is wearing a sherriff's badge.
Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:
what the fuck kinda place you working at? theme days?? is this pre-school??? :wtf: :crazy:
i say, spread some baby powder around and start an anthrax scare
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norm wrote:
what the fuck kinda place you working at? theme days?? is this pre-school??? :wtf: :crazy:
i say, spread some baby powder around and start an anthrax scare
We dress up Western sometimes but just during the Stampede and Stampede is crazy here...and I mean CRAZY 0 -
small town beck wrote:We dress up Western sometimes but just during the Stampede and Stampede is crazy here...and I mean CRAZY
i've been to the stampede...yes it's crazy :crazy: :P0 -
norm wrote:
Have you been to Calgary Stampede?!! It really is crazy. :?
The divorce and abortion rates spike
after Stampede. Oh the stories 0 -
I love western day I wear my ass-less chaps
Ugly when I forget to shave my bum thoughMy drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers0 -
Phantom Pain wrote:I love western day I wear my ass-less chaps
Ugly when I forget to shave my bum though
*meow*
Aren't all chaps assless??? :?0 -
Holy Christ all this is brutal! I feel your pain. I too often think of that movie when I am about to bust....somebody's stupid fucking head that is.cdp1223 wrote:Oh I also forgot to mention that it is "Western Day" at my office....meaning that there are people walking around with goddamn neckerchiefs and cowboy hats/boots. One old guy is wearing a sherriff's badge.
Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:
My first job out of college was a real stinker and the day I interviewed the owner told me I had the job and was giddy to the point of me wanting to choke the shit out of her right then and there. But i needed a job.
So, she proceeds to tell me that "we are big bell ringers around here so when somebody does something good when like to let everybody know."
This woman spent most of her days on the telephone talking to salespeople from all over creation and the second or third day I was there I hear that clanging of a fucking cowbell and "WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO". I looked around and nobody else seemed fazed by it at all. A little while later, the same thing. Then again.
Finally I asked the girl working next to me what in the hell that was all about. "That bitch is fucking crazy...she does that shit all the time." I asked why nobody hid the damn bell from her and the girl says "Hell I've taken three of them home with me and she keeps bringing new ones."
THOSE WERE THE LONGEST, MOST MISERABLE 10 MONTHS OF MY LIFE!!!All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all0 -
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers0 -
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I had you at ass-less
:wave:My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
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My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers0 -
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Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:
All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:0 -
cdp1223 wrote:Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:
All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:
Oh Phantom I think we have a fan 0 -
cdp1223 wrote:Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:
All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:
How yo doin ?
Post here often ?
Stay away from that Eyedeclare guy...nothin but troubleMy drinking team has a hockey problem
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Phantom Pain wrote:
How yo doin ?
Post here often ?
Stay away from that Eyedeclare guy...nothin but trouble
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My drinking team has a hockey problem
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small town beck wrote:Easy enough to escape
Not my new one. You'll see...Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer
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eyedclaar wrote:
She'll be in my basement soon enough...
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! "My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers0
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