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cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
edited March 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Boy howdy do I have a case of the fucking Mondays today.....I just hate everything and someone is gonna get punched in the brain before days end.

There is a dumb girl convention happening a few cubes over from me and there is a heated Twilight discussion happening (books NOT movies, mind you). I think I also just heard one of them extolling the virtues of the movie "Hitch". :roll:

Dear girls who work in my immediate vicinity: I kind of hate your stupid faces. Sincerely, crankypants.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Boy howdy do I have a case of the fucking Mondays today.....I just hate everything and someone is gonna get punched in the brain before days end.

    There is a dumb girl convention happening a few cubes over from me and there is a heated Twilight discussion happening (books NOT movies, mind you). I think I also just heard one of them extolling the virtues of the movie "Hitch". :roll:

    Dear girls who work in my immediate vicinity: I kind of hate your stupid faces. Sincerely, crankypants.


    that's a regular Algonquin round table going on there :shock: :lol::lol:
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Boy howdy do I have a case of the fucking Mondays today.....I just hate everything and someone is gonna get punched in the brain before days end.

    There is a dumb girl convention happening a few cubes over from me and there is a heated Twilight discussion happening (books NOT movies, mind you). I think I also just heard one of them extolling the virtues of the movie "Hitch". :roll:

    Dear girls who work in my immediate vicinity: I kind of hate your stupid faces. Sincerely, crankypants.


    that's a regular Algonquin round table going on there :shock: :lol::lol:

    Meeting of the fucking minds, every day from 2-4 EST. BE THERE!
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Oh I also forgot to mention that it is "Western Day" at my office....meaning that there are people walking around with goddamn neckerchiefs and cowboy hats/boots. One old guy is wearing a sherriff's badge.

    Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Ugh...

    One of the girls in my office who is super annoying as it is was having some kind of dramarama by my desk earlier this week. I wanted to smack her :evil:

    She is also the same girl who told me that after she started dating her current boyfriend that ten...that is right TEN of her guy friends told her they were in love with her :roll:

    Plus Twilight in general just drives me nuts
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    This is what drives me bonkers at my office... While it would be bad enough to work with, say, 20-40 total douchenozzles and fuckwads....I have 1216 of them surrounding me!! :roll: :twisted: :roll: :twisted:
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,109
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Oh I also forgot to mention that it is "Western Day" at my office....meaning that there are people walking around with goddamn neckerchiefs and cowboy hats/boots. One old guy is wearing a sherriff's badge.

    Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:
    LMAO!!!

    Theme days at the office. I run this place, I should try it...

    We've been having corporate douche bag days for too long...
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    cdp1223 wrote:
    This is what drives me bonkers at my office... While it would be bad enough to work with, say, 20-40 total douchenozzles and fuckwads....I have 1216 of them surrounding me!! :roll: :twisted: :roll: :twisted:

    douchenozzles??? :lol::lol:
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    I work with this complete B word that I call Camel Toe Kate.

    She has this PHONY phone voice and laugh that may one day send me over the edge.... one of those high pitched hahahaha big sigh....

    :evil:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Oh I also forgot to mention that it is "Western Day" at my office....meaning that there are people walking around with goddamn neckerchiefs and cowboy hats/boots. One old guy is wearing a sherriff's badge.

    Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:


    what the fuck kinda place you working at? theme days?? is this pre-school??? :wtf: :crazy:


    i say, spread some baby powder around and start an anthrax scare ;)
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    norm wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Oh I also forgot to mention that it is "Western Day" at my office....meaning that there are people walking around with goddamn neckerchiefs and cowboy hats/boots. One old guy is wearing a sherriff's badge.

    Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:


    what the fuck kinda place you working at? theme days?? is this pre-school??? :wtf: :crazy:


    i say, spread some baby powder around and start an anthrax scare ;)

    We dress up Western sometimes but just during the Stampede and Stampede is crazy here...and I mean CRAZY ;)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    small town beck wrote:
    We dress up Western sometimes but just during the Stampede and Stampede is crazy here...and I mean CRAZY ;)


    i've been to the stampede...yes it's crazy :crazy: :P
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    norm wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    We dress up Western sometimes but just during the Stampede and Stampede is crazy here...and I mean CRAZY ;)


    i've been to the stampede...yes it's crazy :crazy: :P

    Have you been to Calgary Stampede?!! It really is crazy. :?

    The divorce and abortion rates spike :o after Stampede. Oh the stories :lol:
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I love western day I wear my ass-less chaps

    Ugly when I forget to shave my bum though
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I love western day I wear my ass-less chaps

    Ugly when I forget to shave my bum though

    *meow*




    Aren't all chaps assless??? :?
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Oh I also forgot to mention that it is "Western Day" at my office....meaning that there are people walking around with goddamn neckerchiefs and cowboy hats/boots. One old guy is wearing a sherriff's badge.

    Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:
    Holy Christ all this is brutal! I feel your pain. I too often think of that movie when I am about to bust....somebody's stupid fucking head that is.

    My first job out of college was a real stinker and the day I interviewed the owner told me I had the job and was giddy to the point of me wanting to choke the shit out of her right then and there. But i needed a job.
    So, she proceeds to tell me that "we are big bell ringers around here so when somebody does something good when like to let everybody know."

    This woman spent most of her days on the telephone talking to salespeople from all over creation and the second or third day I was there I hear that clanging of a fucking cowbell and "WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO". I looked around and nobody else seemed fazed by it at all. A little while later, the same thing. Then again.
    Finally I asked the girl working next to me what in the hell that was all about. "That bitch is fucking crazy...she does that shit all the time." I asked why nobody hid the damn bell from her and the girl says "Hell I've taken three of them home with me and she keeps bringing new ones."

    THOSE WERE THE LONGEST, MOST MISERABLE 10 MONTHS OF MY LIFE!!!
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    small town beck wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I love western day I wear my ass-less chaps

    Ugly when I forget to shave my bum though

    *meow*




    Aren't all chaps assless??? :?

    Yes...but I wear no undies ;)

    Kinda like a Prince vibe
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I love western day I wear my ass-less chaps

    Ugly when I forget to shave my bum though

    *meow*




    Aren't all chaps assless??? :?

    Yes...but I wear no undies ;)

    Kinda like a Prince vibe

    You had me at hello ;)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I had you at ass-less


    :wave:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I had you at ass-less


    :wave:

    You saw right through me hey?! ;)8-)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    small town beck wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I had you at ass-less


    :wave:

    You saw right through me hey?! ;)8-)

    Of course

    You dirtly little girl
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I had you at ass-less


    :wave:

    You saw right through me hey?! ;)8-)

    Of course

    You dirtly little girl

    Oh my :o

    ;)
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:

    All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:

    All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:

    Oh Phantom I think we have a fan ;)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:

    All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:

    How yo doin ?

    Post here often ?

    Stay away from that Eyedeclare guy...nothin but trouble
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:

    All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:

    How yo doin ?

    Post here often ?

    Stay away from that Eyedeclare guy...nothin but trouble

    She'll be in my basement soon enough...
    Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    small town beck wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:

    All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:

    Oh Phantom I think we have a fan ;)

    Plenty of room ;)

    Beers are on me...shots off of you two

    :mrgreen:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:

    All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:

    How yo doin ?

    Post here often ?

    Stay away from that Eyedeclare guy...nothin but trouble

    She'll be in my basement soon enough...

    Easy enough to escape :lol:
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    small town beck wrote:
    Easy enough to escape :lol:

    Not my new one. You'll see...
    Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer

    Please Support My Writing Habit By Purchasing A Book:

    https://www.createspace.com/3437020

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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,109
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:

    All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:

    How yo doin ?

    Post here often ?

    Stay away from that Eyedeclare guy...nothin but trouble

    She'll be in my basement soon enough...
    Has anybody not been to your basement?
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Now I think my rage is gonna be directed at you two... :roll:

    All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:

    How yo doin ?

    Post here often ?

    Stay away from that Eyedeclare guy...nothin but trouble

    She'll be in my basement soon enough...

    "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! "
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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