Indiscriminate Rage
cdp1223
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Boy howdy do I have a case of the fucking Mondays today.....I just hate everything and someone is gonna get punched in the brain before days end.
There is a dumb girl convention happening a few cubes over from me and there is a heated Twilight discussion happening (books NOT movies, mind you). I think I also just heard one of them extolling the virtues of the movie "Hitch". :roll:
Dear girls who work in my immediate vicinity: I kind of hate your stupid faces. Sincerely, crankypants.
There is a dumb girl convention happening a few cubes over from me and there is a heated Twilight discussion happening (books NOT movies, mind you). I think I also just heard one of them extolling the virtues of the movie "Hitch". :roll:
Dear girls who work in my immediate vicinity: I kind of hate your stupid faces. Sincerely, crankypants.
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that's a regular Algonquin round table going on there :shock:
Meeting of the fucking minds, every day from 2-4 EST. BE THERE!
Just a hunch, but this may have helped me turn into Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". :roll:
One of the girls in my office who is super annoying as it is was having some kind of dramarama by my desk earlier this week. I wanted to smack her :evil:
She is also the same girl who told me that after she started dating her current boyfriend that ten...that is right TEN of her guy friends told her they were in love with her :roll:
Plus Twilight in general just drives me nuts
Theme days at the office. I run this place, I should try it...
We've been having corporate douche bag days for too long...
douchenozzles???
She has this PHONY phone voice and laugh that may one day send me over the edge.... one of those high pitched hahahaha big sigh....
:evil:
what the fuck kinda place you working at? theme days?? is this pre-school??? :wtf: :crazy:
i say, spread some baby powder around and start an anthrax scare
We dress up Western sometimes but just during the Stampede and Stampede is crazy here...and I mean CRAZY
i've been to the stampede...yes it's crazy :crazy: :P
Have you been to Calgary Stampede?!! It really is crazy. :?
The divorce and abortion rates spike
Ugly when I forget to shave my bum though
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
*meow*
Aren't all chaps assless??? :?
My first job out of college was a real stinker and the day I interviewed the owner told me I had the job and was giddy to the point of me wanting to choke the shit out of her right then and there. But i needed a job.
So, she proceeds to tell me that "we are big bell ringers around here so when somebody does something good when like to let everybody know."
This woman spent most of her days on the telephone talking to salespeople from all over creation and the second or third day I was there I hear that clanging of a fucking cowbell and "WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO". I looked around and nobody else seemed fazed by it at all. A little while later, the same thing. Then again.
Finally I asked the girl working next to me what in the hell that was all about. "That bitch is fucking crazy...she does that shit all the time." I asked why nobody hid the damn bell from her and the girl says "Hell I've taken three of them home with me and she keeps bringing new ones."
THOSE WERE THE LONGEST, MOST MISERABLE 10 MONTHS OF MY LIFE!!!
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Yes...but I wear no undies
Kinda like a Prince vibe
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
You had me at hello
:wave:
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
You saw right through me hey?!
Of course
You dirtly little girl
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Oh my
All flirting in my thread must be directed at me! :twisted:
Oh Phantom I think we have a fan
How yo doin ?
Post here often ?
Stay away from that Eyedeclare guy...nothin but trouble
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
She'll be in my basement soon enough...
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Plenty of room
Beers are on me...shots off of you two
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Easy enough to escape
Not my new one. You'll see...
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"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! "
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers