Most ridiculous lyrics?

Pepe Silvia wrote:

it's possible i'm just reading way more into it. i didn't think of it until i noticed that line in dogma then i thought maybe it could have some actual meaning.

Yeah, I guess my feeling is that it's such a similar line, and from a pretty well known song, that it lacked originality.

Pepe Silvia wrote:

eeriepadave wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6a-AHLRoAw

I might have to go with Youngster and say Everything Zen by Bush also.

Micky Mouse has grown up a cow. WTF?????????

while i am NOT defending Bush's lyrics i think that Micky Mouse has grown up a cow is kinda meaning a golden cow or whatever, like so many kids worship him. maybe worship is too strong, but like in Dogma, they say the micky mouseish character has become an icon for too many and i think at 1 point they refer to the character as a golden cow or something.

i think 99.999% of their songs have crappy lyrics but i think everything zen is 1 of their better ones, which still doesn't make it great. like 'there's no sex in your violence' i think is a comment on our culture and media being driven by sex and violence. look at most action movies; lots of explosions and the hero has sex with a girl with big tits.

i still say

the cupboard is empty, we really need food
summer is winter and you always knew

has got to be the worst Bush lyric that i can think of!


or maybe

i'm a machine head
from green to red
machine head
yeah

yeah im def noooo bush fan either but i do know this much

that mickey mouse grown up a cow thing is a direct reference to bowie and his song life on mars (awesoem tune!!!) in fact if im not mistaken the next line of bush's crap says something about "selling david"

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million Fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude, but I
Would just stand and stare.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.

Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightening bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance.
A foxtrot above my head,
A sock-hop beneath my bed,
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)

Leave my door open just a crack.
(Please take me away from here.)
Cause I feel like such an insomniac.
(Please take me away from here.)
Why do I tire of counting sheep'
(Please take me away from here.)

When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies.
I'm weird, cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell.
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few,
And I keep them in a jar.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ talkin’ with your pants on the ground.

by Larry Platt :shock:

How does this not get mentioned?

What a tool.



Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby

Definately one of the better songs by the RHCP, but the lyrics don't make a lick of sense.

Can't stop addicted to the shin dig
cop top he says I'm gonna win big
choose not a life of imitation
distant cousin to the reservation
defunkt the pistol that you pay for
this punk the felling that you stay for
in time I want to be your best friend
Eastside love is living on the Westend
knock out but boy you better come to
don't die you know the truth is some do
go write your message on the pavement
burnin' so bright I wonder what the wave meant
white heat is screaming in the jungle
complete the motion if you stumble
go ask the dust for any answers
come back strong with 50 belly dancers

Chorus:
The world I love
the tears I drop
to be part of
the wave can't stop
ever wonder if it's all for you
the world I love
the trains I hop
to be part of
wave can't stop
come and tell me when it's time to

Sweet heart is bleeding in the snowcone
so smart she's leading me to ozone
music the great communicator
use two sticks to make it in the nature
I'll get you into penetration
the gender of a generation
the birth of every other nation
worth your weight the gold of meditation
this chapter's going to be a close one
smoke rings I know you're going to blow one
all on a spaceship persevering
use my hands for everything but sterring
can't stop the spirits when they need you
mop tops are happy when they feed you
J. Butterfly is in the treetop
birds that blow the meaning into bebop

Chorus

Wait a minute I'm passing out
win or lose just like you
far more shocking
than anything I ever knew
how 'bout you
10 more reasons
why I need somebody new just like you
far more shocking than anything I ever knew
right on cue

Can't stop addicted to the shin dig
cop top he says I'm gonna win big
choose not a life of imitation
distant cousin to the reservation
defunkt the pistol that you pay for
this punk the felling that you stay for
in time I want to be your best friend
eastside love is living on the westend
knock out but boy you better come to
don't die you know the truth is some do
go write your message on the pavement
burnin' so bright I wonder what the wave meant
kick start the golden generator
sweet talk but don't intimidate her
can't stop the gods from engineering
fear no need for any interfering
your image in the dictionary
this life is more than ordinary
can I get 2 maybe 3 of these
come from space
to teach you of the plidies
can't stop the spirits when they need you
this life is more than just a read thru