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Forgive them, Lord, for they hath forgotten the Yamcumber...

fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,734
edited December 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    :?:
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    (Allah, the God of Abraham, the Yamcumber, or however you wish to refer to Him) is comforting for those who don't want to be accountable for anything
    NERDS!
  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    I'm scared now, I think I stumbled upon a vast conspiracy!

    I just Googled Yamcumber, and aside from various links to Pearl Jam messages boards, I came across this....

    http://www.citypages.com/1997-06-18/news/weird-cults/

    Published in the City Pages (a Minneapolis free paper for music, arts, etc)
    From Article wrote:

    But as nonsensical as the MOOists are, at least they're not the unhinged from Yamcumber, where they make even less sense: "Believeth in me for mine is most excellent way. I knoweth only truth, and partaketh not in deceit; for I am the Yamcumber. I am Alpha and Omega, all that was and ever shall be. Those who findeth in their hearts to succumb to me shalt be saved in a brine, and spared my Wrath which shalt be havocked upon the foolish, smitten nonbelievers." Yamcumber has also published a New Testament, and a bible, The Book of Yam, in which it is said: "After some time God decided that a flood which would last 40 days and 40 nights was necessary to cleanse the world. The Lord told Noah of the oncoming storm, and just to keep from having to work another day in his life, God told Noah to save two of each animal" and soon enough "The Yamcumber began his train of thought with the reasoning that the fruits of the spirit were peace, love, joy, spam, and so on."
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