Skinny Jeans

LikeAnOcean
LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
edited November 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Are the ugliest things ever.

Every girl I see now is wearing them.

Girls, they make your asses look bigger and give you chicken legs.

Guys.. if emo is your thing..



Seriously, if you own a pair, or are thinking about owning a pair, please reconsider.
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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Everything you've posted is the truth.
    NERDS!
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Everything you've posted is the truth.
    There used to be hot girls at my work, but now they wear skinny jeans.. Now they look like bigger asses held up by two sticks. It's dissapointing.. they looked so much hotter in boot-cut jeans.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    got a pic?
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I agree!! They're crap! I just went looking for jeans last week and nearly every pair had skinny legs! Soooo craaaap.

    After much looking, however, I did manage to find myself a fucking cool pair of hipster flares in really faded demin! 8-)
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    this thread is useless without photos..... ;)

    I'll pass, thank you. Not a fan of them. they're meant for anorexics or pre-pubescent girls. Though I weigh less than I did 15 years ago, I've found I'm a bit curvier now that I'm older. skinny jeans make me look like 10lbs of shit stuffed in a 5lb bag.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

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  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    norm wrote:
    got a pic?
    http://flypaper.bluefly.com/Bluefly-Rich-Skinny-Jeans.jpg
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    norm wrote:
    got a pic?

    Bluefly-Rich-Skinny-Jeans.jpg


    so we're back in what, 1979? 80? :roll:
  • megatron
    megatron Posts: 3,420
    have you seen the commercial for the car with the key that looks like a hotel access card?

    he says its great for when you wear skinny jeans...i almost kicked my tv through the wall
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    norm wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    norm wrote:
    got a pic?

    Bluefly-Rich-Skinny-Jeans.jpg


    so we're back in what, 1979? 80? :roll:

    we bringing back big hair & aquaNet hairspray too?
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    i wear skinny jeans and i am far from emo
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Music For Rhinos
    Music For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    who cares
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    I like them! :thumbup: If you have a nice ass, why not show it off! ;):mrgreen:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,343
    Hot chicks wearing skinny jeans is a very good thing.

    Soooooo very few girls can get away with it, but they certainly try!
  • marcos
    marcos Posts: 2,112
    I wonder why people are tough on skinny people?
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,343
    marcos wrote:
    I wonder why people are tough on skinny people?

    It's not that people are tough on skinny people, it's that they are tough on the people who aren't skinny trying to wear something that doesn't fit them in order to look "cool".

    Not skinny chicks in skinny jeans = Bad!
    Fit chicks in skinny jeans = Good!

    Any guy in skinny jeans = Really, really bad!
  • elle elle
    elle elle Posts: 61
    I actually don't mind the look of skinny jeans (on woman only I have to add). But you can't pull them off unless you have a near perfect body. Which most women I know don't. I am still quite partial to hiphugger flare jeans, or a good pair of boyfriend cut jeans.
  • elle elle
    elle elle Posts: 61
    Must add that guys in fitted jeans, not bad at all. Guys wearing skinny jeans that probably were their sisters at one point, just plain terrible!
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    metsfan wrote:
    i wear skinny jeans and i am far from emo
    you also drive a dodge stratus.
    www.myspace.com
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    The Jeagler wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    i wear skinny jeans and i am far from emo
    you also drive a dodge stratus.
    stalker are we jeags

    you really need to stop thinking you know me so well and shut the fuck up for real dude
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,343
    metsfan wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    i wear skinny jeans and i am far from emo
    you also drive a dodge stratus.
    stalker are we jeags

    you really need to stop thinking you know me so well and shut the fuck up for real dude

    Wait, do you wear skinny jeans and drive a Dodge Stratus for real?

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