Skinny Jeans

LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
edited November 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Are the ugliest things ever.

Every girl I see now is wearing them.

Girls, they make your asses look bigger and give you chicken legs.

Guys.. if emo is your thing..



Seriously, if you own a pair, or are thinking about owning a pair, please reconsider.
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  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Everything you've posted is the truth.
    NERDS!
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Everything you've posted is the truth.
    There used to be hot girls at my work, but now they wear skinny jeans.. Now they look like bigger asses held up by two sticks. It's dissapointing.. they looked so much hotter in boot-cut jeans.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    got a pic?
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I agree!! They're crap! I just went looking for jeans last week and nearly every pair had skinny legs! Soooo craaaap.

    After much looking, however, I did manage to find myself a fucking cool pair of hipster flares in really faded demin! 8-)
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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    this thread is useless without photos..... ;)

    I'll pass, thank you. Not a fan of them. they're meant for anorexics or pre-pubescent girls. Though I weigh less than I did 15 years ago, I've found I'm a bit curvier now that I'm older. skinny jeans make me look like 10lbs of shit stuffed in a 5lb bag.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    norm wrote:
    got a pic?

    Bluefly-Rich-Skinny-Jeans.jpg


    so we're back in what, 1979? 80? :roll:
  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    have you seen the commercial for the car with the key that looks like a hotel access card?

    he says its great for when you wear skinny jeans...i almost kicked my tv through the wall
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    norm wrote:
    norm wrote:
    got a pic?

    Bluefly-Rich-Skinny-Jeans.jpg


    so we're back in what, 1979? 80? :roll:

    we bringing back big hair & aquaNet hairspray too?
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    i wear skinny jeans and i am far from emo
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • who cares
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    I like them! :thumbup: If you have a nice ass, why not show it off! ;):mrgreen:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,301
    Hot chicks wearing skinny jeans is a very good thing.

    Soooooo very few girls can get away with it, but they certainly try!
  • marcosmarcos Posts: 2,112
    I wonder why people are tough on skinny people?
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,301
    marcos wrote:
    I wonder why people are tough on skinny people?

    It's not that people are tough on skinny people, it's that they are tough on the people who aren't skinny trying to wear something that doesn't fit them in order to look "cool".

    Not skinny chicks in skinny jeans = Bad!
    Fit chicks in skinny jeans = Good!

    Any guy in skinny jeans = Really, really bad!
  • I actually don't mind the look of skinny jeans (on woman only I have to add). But you can't pull them off unless you have a near perfect body. Which most women I know don't. I am still quite partial to hiphugger flare jeans, or a good pair of boyfriend cut jeans.
  • Must add that guys in fitted jeans, not bad at all. Guys wearing skinny jeans that probably were their sisters at one point, just plain terrible!
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,372
    metsfan wrote:
    i wear skinny jeans and i am far from emo
    you also drive a dodge stratus.
    www.myspace.com
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    metsfan wrote:
    i wear skinny jeans and i am far from emo
    you also drive a dodge stratus.
    stalker are we jeags

    you really need to stop thinking you know me so well and shut the fuck up for real dude
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,301
    metsfan wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    i wear skinny jeans and i am far from emo
    you also drive a dodge stratus.
    stalker are we jeags

    you really need to stop thinking you know me so well and shut the fuck up for real dude

    Wait, do you wear skinny jeans and drive a Dodge Stratus for real?
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,372
    mca47 wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    you also drive a dodge stratus.
    stalker are we jeags

    you really need to stop thinking you know me so well and shut the fuck up for real dude

    Wait, do you wear skinny jeans and drive a Dodge Stratus for real?

    indeed he does.

    he's also got quite the temper. :mrgreen:
    www.myspace.com
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    mca47 wrote:
    ]

    Wait, do you wear skinny jeans and drive a Dodge Stratus for real?
    i wear fitted jeans but alota people call them skinny jeans. no i dont drive a dodge stratus. haven't driven one for months now.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067

    indeed he does.

    he's also got quite the temper. :mrgreen:
    i don't have a temper at all. i just hate shit talkers like yourself and a few others who run your mouth on here but wouldn't dare talk shit in person to me.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,372
    metsfan wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    ]

    Wait, do you wear skinny jeans and drive a Dodge Stratus for real?
    i wear fitted jeans but alota people call them skinny jeans. no i dont drive a dodge stratus. haven't driven one for months now.

    aren't you also a division manager?
    www.myspace.com
  • metsfan wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    ]

    Wait, do you wear skinny jeans and drive a Dodge Stratus for real?
    i wear fitted jeans but alota people call them skinny jeans. no i dont drive a dodge stratus. haven't driven one for months now.
    metsy cool hes just a philly fan living a lie in ny.
    Go Birds!!!!
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    metsy cool hes just a philly fan living a lie in ny.
    :lol::lol:

    i think i'm still passing gas cause of your ribs

    heh heh
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,372
    metsfan wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    ]

    Wait, do you wear skinny jeans and drive a Dodge Stratus for real?
    i wear fitted jeans but alota people call them skinny jeans. no i dont drive a dodge stratus. haven't driven one for months now.
    metsy cool hes just a philly fan living a lie in ny.

    people are afraid of him.
    www.myspace.com
  • metsfan wrote:
    metsy cool hes just a philly fan living a lie in ny.
    :lol::lol:

    i think i'm still passing gas cause of your ribs

    heh heh
    thats some good home cooking,the old lady knows how to cook thats for sure. And she loves pearl jam a good cook,pretty and loves pj=sold.
    Go Birds!!!!
  • Wait, do you wear skinny jeans and drive a Dodge Stratus for real?[/quote] i wear fitted jeans but alota people call them skinny jeans. no i dont drive a dodge stratus. haven't driven one for months now.[/quote]
    metsy cool hes just a philly fan living a lie in ny.[/quote]

    people are afraid of him.[/quote]
    he's harmless,we hung out night 4 hes a good dude with bad taste in sports thats all.
    Go Birds!!!!
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    metsfan wrote:
    metsy cool hes just a philly fan living a lie in ny.
    :lol::lol:

    i think i'm still passing gas cause of your ribs

    heh heh
    thats some good home cooking,the old lady knows how to cook thats for sure. And she loves pearl jam a good cook,pretty and loves pj=sold.
    and blondes have more fun yeehaw


    if she ever find out you call her old she be making you sleep on da couch :lol::lol:
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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