~ WIN A NIGHT WITH THE BOSTON PUKER ~

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  • Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf Posts: 1,023
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    MANKIND wrote:
    whats it like to be a famous puker? i know its hard enough to live up to a puke in front of some friends but having the whole fan base know. that would suck.

    I just think it's funny, although I'd prefer to be famous for something that requires talent :mrgreen: But it happens, it's human, and it wasn't due to drinking, although I can't say I've never puked in public due to drinking too much...

    But I've been to over 100 concerts in my life and only puked at one. Not a bad track record. :mrgreen:


    :lol: 1/100......And look where it got you....I really hope you score that ticket....
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Lone Wolf wrote:
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    MANKIND wrote:
    whats it like to be a famous puker? i know its hard enough to live up to a puke in front of some friends but having the whole fan base know. that would suck.

    I just think it's funny, although I'd prefer to be famous for something that requires talent :mrgreen: But it happens, it's human, and it wasn't due to drinking, although I can't say I've never puked in public due to drinking too much...

    But I've been to over 100 concerts in my life and only puked at one. Not a bad track record. :mrgreen:


    :lol: 1/100......And look where it got you....I really hope you score that ticket....

    I hope he does too, lone wolf! He deserves it! He's the fucking Boston Puker! He should be Pearl Jam's new mascot!!! :mrgreen:
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  • U R A Crazy Breed
    U R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    He deserves it! He's the fucking Boston Puker! He should be Pearl Jam's new mascot!!! :mrgreen:


    what he deserves is a swift kick in the ass for puking and fucking up the show for all the people in his vicinity...but i guess you Aussies like that Vegemite shit..which looks like vomit to me..so maybe that's why you are so partial toward the puker.
  • Vedder_Girl77
    Vedder_Girl77 Posts: 4,344
    BeerBaron wrote:
    Why would I want to sit with a guy who might puke on me? :roll:

    +1
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  • einatshaul
    einatshaul Posts: 2,219
    I think Hinny has a spare for this one, shoot him a pm,

    If so, you'll have one great costumed mullet man to go with your puke. :P
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Thanks. PM sent!
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    He deserves it! He's the fucking Boston Puker! He should be Pearl Jam's new mascot!!! :mrgreen:


    what he deserves is a swift kick in the ass for puking and fucking up the show for all the people in his vicinity...but i guess you Aussies like that Vegemite shit..which looks like vomit to me..so maybe that's why you are so partial toward the puker.

    You have some weird looking vomit! :?
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  • Local Crew
    Local Crew Posts: 745
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Kenny, you can puke on me anytime! :lol: Then I'll bottle it and sell the shit! Hmmmm.....I may be onto something here! :mrgreen:

    you, kenny, and eddie should hang out!
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  • Local Crew
    Local Crew Posts: 745
    wait...what happened...? should i have added some smilies?
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Local Crew wrote:
    wait...what happened...? should i have added some smilies?

    I have no idea what you're talking about.... :?
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  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    Local Crew wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Kenny, you can puke on me anytime! :lol: Then I'll bottle it and sell the shit! Hmmmm.....I may be onto something here! :mrgreen:

    you, kenny, and eddie should hang out!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jMbkXEJeUM

    I can't believe I've never seen that, or even heard of it. I don't really like the idea of bottling puke or bile beer, but I agree that Ziggy, Eddie and I should hang out. 8-)
  • Pearlybaker
    Pearlybaker Posts: 217
    Should be win a night with UNH1995 - without him, Boston Puker remains the "Dick in Boston who puked during MMJ" over the next 10 years for the 200 people sitting near the crime scene.

    UNH made him a loveable character, despite his hideous appearance and behavior (i.e. Quasimoto) - UNH is the master storyteller and chose Kenny's fate - I vote to hook up UNH.
    "Hey, listen asshole, one more fucker throws a fuckin' quarter up here and we're outta here, I'm tellin' ya, FUCKER! What the fuck, you're blowin' it for fuckin' everybody. Hit me with a fuckin' quarter again and, fuck it, I'm outta here. We're all outta here. Fuck you, and if anyone sees someone throw fuckin' change right next to them, you have my permission to beat the fuckin' holy shit outta them."
  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    I love how the newbies hate me :lol::lol::lol:
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Pearlybaker wrote:
    Should be win a night with UNH1995 - without him, Boston Puker remains the "Dick in Boston who puked during MMJ" over the next 10 years for the 200 people sitting near the crime scene.

    UNH made him a loveable character, despite his hideous appearance and behavior (i.e. Quasimoto) - UNH is the master storyteller and chose Kenny's fate - I vote to hook up UNH.

    His hideous appearance and behaviour? Someone obviously wants a fucking fight! :twisted:
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    I can't believe I've never seen that, or even heard of it. I don't really like the idea of bottling puke or bile beer, but I agree that Ziggy, Eddie and I should hang out. 8-)

    Cool....pay for my flight in October and I'll come to Philly and hang with you and Eddie there! 8-)
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  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Pearlybaker wrote:
    UNH made him a loveable character, despite his hideous appearance and behavior (i.e. Quasimoto) - UNH is the master storyteller and chose Kenny's fate - I vote to hook up UNH.

    I met him in Hartford last year and he told me the story. To actually hear him tell it was great.
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  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    Stone Is God wrote:
    Pearlybaker wrote:
    UNH made him a loveable character, despite his hideous appearance and behavior (i.e. Quasimoto) - UNH is the master storyteller and chose Kenny's fate - I vote to hook up UNH.

    I met him in Hartford last year and he told me the story. To actually hear him tell it was great.


    That must have been amazing. It's my all time favorite thread. I laugh so loud every time I read it. The writing was brilliant! Well Kenny, I hope you score a ticket!!! Hope to meet ya in Philly, puke aside of course.
  • Tuolumne Mama
    Tuolumne Mama Posts: 1,210
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    I love how the newbies hate me :lol::lol::lol:

    You have been a legend at our house for years. My 13 yr old knows about you from the story and wants to meet you in Philly. One of the funniest posts ever, although I'm sure I would not have been as appreciative had I been nearby. However, your attitude was pure class and the writing impeccable but the added photo was the piece de resistance. Maybe the three of you should consider a tour. :lol:
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  • I_Am_Mike
    I_Am_Mike Posts: 222
    i have but one small request. having placed the link to the original "boston puker" thread, i couldn't help but follow the trail. what a goddamn hilarious read. however, call it having a life but i was not up for reading through all 47 pages or whatever the hell its up to. but i did read some amazing accounts of exactly what this technicolor yawn looked like, yet the links to the original pics are no longer active. i have no puke fetish but i can't help but wonder what the spectacle looked like, especially when people devoted serious time and effort in their descriptions. re-show the pic please!
  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    FoxyMHMama wrote:
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    I love how the newbies hate me :lol::lol::lol:

    You have been a legend at our house for years. My 13 yr old knows about you from the story and wants to meet you in Philly. One of the funniest posts ever, although I'm sure I would not have been as appreciative had I been nearby. However, your attitude was pure class and the writing impeccable but the added photo was the piece de resistance. Maybe the three of you should consider a tour. :lol:

    Thanks, it's good to be a puker with class :D It's those classless pukers who really foul up the planet. Wouldn't want to be like that.

    But I have give all props to UNH1995. He is the man who delivers the funny. I'm not so good with the jokes. I'll have to meet him sometime. It almost happened last summer. I wonder if the dude is going to Philly.


    To I_Am_Mike: I recently posted the picture of the puke on the Boston 2 PUKE thread... it's on page 27. It had been saved on my computer... because I'm crazy like that.

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