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~ WIN A NIGHT WITH THE BOSTON PUKER ~

ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
edited September 2009 in The Porch
We've all heard of the infamous BOSTON PUKER, right?

If not, do yourself a favour and read this thread: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17949&start=390 -- one of THE funniest threads this board has ever had!

Well, the BOSTON PUKER (aka Kenny Olav) will be at the Philly Halloween show (hopefully dressed as something relating to puke if he can pull it off :lol: ) but he is still chasing tickets to the shows on the 28th and the 30th.

So here's the score: If any of you mo fos have a spare ticket to either night and want to have a hilarious night with the BOSTON PUKER, send Kenny Olav a PM and hook him up pronto!

HOWEVER...here comes the fine print ---- the winner is obligated to do one thing ---- if the BOSTON PUKER pukes again, it is the winner's responsibility to TAKE ANOTHER PHOTO! :mrgreen: ha ha

I don't think this wonderful opportunity with this Pearl Jam celebrity will last long -- so act quickly! 8-) And ladies, he's a total gentleman and if I had a spare to any concert, Kenny Olav would be the first person I'd go with....seriously!

Now we need Halloween costume ideas relating to vomit......any suggestions? :D
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  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    :o :shock: :oops:

    :);)
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Dress as the girl from the exorcist for halloween..
  • jecicajecica Posts: 954
    Very tempting....
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    Dress as the girl from the exorcist for halloween..

    Ooooh Regan! That's a good one! :D
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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    Hey!!...us people from Boston are trying to break the stigma of the Puker ...not reinforce it!...so screw this puking bastard who has brought shame & disgrace upon the Boston fan base! let his ass find his own ticket! :twisted:

    i'll be starting a new tradition...the Boston weed smoker!....i mean who wouldn't rather puff a J than get puked on? :mrgreen:
  • TravelarTravelar Kalamazoo, USA Posts: 3,415
    I will certainly keep an out for the Boston Puker.... Sorry I don't have any extra tix. :(
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    but this is philly... how can anyone differentiate kenny's puke from all the other puke? ;) :P

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    I have a costume idea!

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  • Bathgate66Bathgate66 Posts: 15,813
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Now we need Halloween costume ideas relating to vomit......any suggestions? :D


    a barf bag of course.
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  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    :lol::lol: The Exorcist girl and Barf are excellent ideas!! I don't think I can pull them off though.

    Ziggy, what have you gotten me into??

    Hi jecica!
  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    Bathgate66 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Now we need Halloween costume ideas relating to vomit......any suggestions? :D


    a barf bag of course.


    That would be an easy costume to make, but someone who might need to puke, might see me and puke into my costume, which would make me puke, and no one wants that again.
  • pearljgirl2010pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    ziggy---fantastic thread!
    kenny--good luck!!! I'm sure you'll find tickets thru this :-)
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  • MANKINDMANKIND Posts: 218
    lame
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  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    norm wrote:
    but this is philly... how can anyone differentiate kenny's puke from all the other puke? ;) :P

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Do not underestimate the vile of my bile!! :twisted:
  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    MANKIND wrote:
    lame

    Someone gets it!
  • BeerBaronBeerBaron Toronto-ish Posts: 4,097
    Why would I want to sit with a guy who might puke on me? :roll:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    norm wrote:
    but this is philly... how can anyone differentiate kenny's puke from all the other puke? ;) :P

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Do not underestimate the vile of my bile!! :twisted:


    good point :shock: :lol::lol:
  • MANKINDMANKIND Posts: 218
    whats it like to be a famous puker? i know its hard enough to live up to a puke in front of some friends but having the whole fan base know. that would suck.
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  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    MANKIND wrote:
    whats it like to be a famous puker? i know its hard enough to live up to a puke in front of some friends but having the whole fan base know. that would suck.

    I just think it's funny, although I'd prefer to be famous for something that requires talent :mrgreen: But it happens, it's human, and it wasn't due to drinking, although I can't say I've never puked in public due to drinking too much...

    But I've been to over 100 concerts in my life and only puked at one. Not a bad track record. :mrgreen:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    edited September 2009
    Kenny, you can puke on me anytime! :lol: Then I'll bottle it and sell the shit! Hmmmm.....I may be onto something here! :mrgreen:
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  • Lone WolfLone Wolf Posts: 1,023
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    MANKIND wrote:
    whats it like to be a famous puker? i know its hard enough to live up to a puke in front of some friends but having the whole fan base know. that would suck.

    I just think it's funny, although I'd prefer to be famous for something that requires talent :mrgreen: But it happens, it's human, and it wasn't due to drinking, although I can't say I've never puked in public due to drinking too much...

    But I've been to over 100 concerts in my life and only puked at one. Not a bad track record. :mrgreen:


    :lol: 1/100......And look where it got you....I really hope you score that ticket....
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Lone Wolf wrote:
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    MANKIND wrote:
    whats it like to be a famous puker? i know its hard enough to live up to a puke in front of some friends but having the whole fan base know. that would suck.

    I just think it's funny, although I'd prefer to be famous for something that requires talent :mrgreen: But it happens, it's human, and it wasn't due to drinking, although I can't say I've never puked in public due to drinking too much...

    But I've been to over 100 concerts in my life and only puked at one. Not a bad track record. :mrgreen:


    :lol: 1/100......And look where it got you....I really hope you score that ticket....

    I hope he does too, lone wolf! He deserves it! He's the fucking Boston Puker! He should be Pearl Jam's new mascot!!! :mrgreen:
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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    He deserves it! He's the fucking Boston Puker! He should be Pearl Jam's new mascot!!! :mrgreen:


    what he deserves is a swift kick in the ass for puking and fucking up the show for all the people in his vicinity...but i guess you Aussies like that Vegemite shit..which looks like vomit to me..so maybe that's why you are so partial toward the puker.
  • Vedder_Girl77Vedder_Girl77 Posts: 4,335
    BeerBaron wrote:
    Why would I want to sit with a guy who might puke on me? :roll:

    +1
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  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    I think Hinny has a spare for this one, shoot him a pm,

    If so, you'll have one great costumed mullet man to go with your puke. :P
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Thanks. PM sent!
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    He deserves it! He's the fucking Boston Puker! He should be Pearl Jam's new mascot!!! :mrgreen:


    what he deserves is a swift kick in the ass for puking and fucking up the show for all the people in his vicinity...but i guess you Aussies like that Vegemite shit..which looks like vomit to me..so maybe that's why you are so partial toward the puker.

    You have some weird looking vomit! :?
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  • Local CrewLocal Crew Posts: 745
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Kenny, you can puke on me anytime! :lol: Then I'll bottle it and sell the shit! Hmmmm.....I may be onto something here! :mrgreen:

    you, kenny, and eddie should hang out!
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  • Local CrewLocal Crew Posts: 745
    wait...what happened...? should i have added some smilies?
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Local Crew wrote:
    wait...what happened...? should i have added some smilies?

    I have no idea what you're talking about.... :?
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