Things your pets do that drive you crazy...

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  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    * Sticking their heads in the big bag of Iams in the kitchen cupboard and acting like they're never bloody fed!

    Cats. We have one (the youngest), who whenever anyone else (we have 6) goes to eat kibble, he has to run and stick his nose in the dish too.

    There is ALWAYS kibble available at ALL TIMES for all cats, but when you spill a few pieces they act like they've never seen it before and its caviar.

    The usual - climbing on the counters, licking plates, spilling water, ripping paper, chewing cardboard, scratching the furniture and not the scratching pad we bought, scratching at doors, attempting to OPEN doors....

    We have one that eats just about anything - he eats tofurky for goodness sake, and if I ignore him, I get increasingly insistent taps on my arm until I give him a few bits. He eats spaghetti, bread, cheezits, chips. I don't eat meat, but my husband does, and of course he (Max) likes that. And cheese. The others don't want or eat human food - just this guy.
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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Jumps on the bed while I'm laying down and just sits and stares at me. It would be OK if she didn't weigh 120 lbs.
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  • mert
    mert Posts: 167
    * Not really coming into our room until we're er... 'being intimate'... then they want to know why the door is shut and they have a sudden urge to explore Mum and Dad's room! :roll:

    LOL! Reminds me of another one Fluff used to do. When I moved in to my house, the basement had just been redone, so there was some stuff that hadn't been done yet... One of these things was putting a door knob on the bathroom door. This didn't get done for two years. When Fluff was feeling lonely and I was in the bathroom, he would reach under the door and pull it open, then run around the small bathroom.

    And another one he does: When he hears you cleaning his litter, he'll run from whereever he is to watch you at it. I know he's thinking "Yeah, that's right, bitch, clean up my poo!!!" :lol:
  • JaneNY wrote:
    There is ALWAYS kibble available at ALL TIMES for all cats, but when you spill a few pieces they act like they've never seen it before and its caviar.

    :lol: Soooooooo true!
    mert wrote:
    And another one he does: When he hears you cleaning his litter, he'll run from whereever he is to watch you at it. I know he's thinking "Yeah, that's right, bitch, clean up my poo!!!" :lol:

    Mine do that every morning too :shock: Oh... and then Sykes eats the clean litter :lol:
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  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    When my dog was alive, it used to annoy me how she would defecate everywhere. Well she knew places where she wasn't to shit as they say "You don't shit where you sleep". But geez I miss her. She died 5 years ago this June, and I haven't had a pet soon. (except for goldfish but they don't count)
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  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    The cat likes to go outside at all hours of the night to hang with its friends. It jumps up on the dresser and swats at the blinds until I let it out.
    That is not too bad, I 'm used to it. What really bothers me is when he licks my duvet cover or couch pillows. he leaves these big wet spots every so often. I don't know why it bothers me, he licks my face all the time!
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,343
    My cat is still young (2 y.o) and she still has that "kitten" in her. Man, when she's in one of those moods...look out!

    I'll have something out, turn my back and it's gone. She likes to take stuff and either a) bat it around until it goes under something where i can find it or b) she hoards stuff. I'll find a stash of stuff she's been working on for weeks.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    Sprunkn7 wrote:
    The cat likes to go outside at all hours of the night to hang with its friends. It jumps up on the dresser and swats at the blinds until I let it out.

    Mine too!!! And the PITA has a cat door to use but makes me open the front door for her!!
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  • Drives me crazy when my dog jumps out in front of my car and I'm traveling 20 mph and don't see him nor do I have time to stop, so I run him over. That really irritates me!
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    when my parrot bites right thru my lip.
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  • rockpants
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    evenflow wrote:
    You have one awesome dog. How old is he?
    I've got a miniature weenie dog also. She just turned 2 on February 2nd and she only weighs 8lbs. For a dog that little she will eat anything. That includes the bottoms of all of our cabinets, the stuffing out of our comforter, and the most annoying, any toy that our little girl has. She (our daughter) has a bunch of those little plastic pretend foods and Beenie (the Dog) loves to eat them. It pisses off my wife more than it does me though.

    Thanks. Beenie has that "I'm innocent, really" look down pat. Dinsdale is 13 years old. He was 10 when that picture was taken in my Dad's backyard. I think Dins is what I've seen referred to as a "tweenie" - larger than a mini yet smaller than a standard, but he won't hold still long enough for me to measure him.
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    My dog Django was a wild child when he was a puppy. I thought he would never grow up! Then suddenly he turned into this wonderful sweet dog that was so nice to have around. But he still has a few crazy habits. He knows my routine and he gets excited whenever I leave the house, jumping up and barking. The WORST thing he will do as I'm walking out the back door is try to jump up and bite my purse! If he gets hold of it he will really sink his teeth in it! It's so irritating and I keep trying to teach him not to do it but no luck. I have to remember to hold my purse out of his reach and he still tries for it. Sometimes he misses and nips my arm! Arrgh!
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  • when i go to my room to study and close my door, ten seconds later my dog scratches to get in. I'll open the door, and let him in, ten seconds later he scratches at the door to get out. Then, ten seconds later he scratches to get in again, then ten seconds later he scratches to get out.
  • rockpants
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    My dog Django was a wild child when he was a puppy. I thought he would never grow up! Then suddenly he turned into this wonderful sweet dog that was so nice to have around. But he still has a few crazy habits. He knows my routine and he gets excited whenever I leave the house, jumping up and barking. The WORST thing he will do as I'm walking out the back door is try to jump up and bite my purse! If he gets hold of it he will really sink his teeth in it! It's so irritating and I keep trying to teach him not to do it but no luck. I have to remember to hold my purse out of his reach and he still tries for it. Sometimes he misses and nips my arm! Arrgh!

    Is your dog named after Django Reinhardt? My friend named his cat Django after him.
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    rockpants wrote:
    My dog Django was a wild child when he was a puppy. I thought he would never grow up! Then suddenly he turned into this wonderful sweet dog that was so nice to have around. But he still has a few crazy habits. He knows my routine and he gets excited whenever I leave the house, jumping up and barking. The WORST thing he will do as I'm walking out the back door is try to jump up and bite my purse! If he gets hold of it he will really sink his teeth in it! It's so irritating and I keep trying to teach him not to do it but no luck. I have to remember to hold my purse out of his reach and he still tries for it. Sometimes he misses and nips my arm! Arrgh!

    Is your dog named after Django Reinhardt? My friend named his cat Django after him.
    Yes, he is. The first time I took him to the vet as a puppy my vet walked into the room and said "Well, Django, can you play the guitar yet?" :lol:

    Our other dog at the time was named Pete. Great dog but I learned there are lots of dog named Petey!

    Here's Django in his "lair":

    djangosden.jpg

    Does this look like a maniac who would attack your purse? :lol:
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    CJMST3K wrote:
    when my parrot bites right thru my lip.


    oh, and I forgot... I've got another 60 years left with my bird too. They live a looong time.

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