Things your pets do that drive you crazy...

norm

make note:

keep norm away from dead carcasses....knowing him, he would have set up camp in that dead seal :shock: :shock:

Austicman

Vedderfan10 wrote:

You all have such interesting dogs with interesting habits. Dogs like undies because when you're not around, the dog looks for the thing that smells most like you....they also chew your shoes for the same reason - or armpits out of sweatshirts...it's gross, but they do it out of love....

Thats for sure. My girl has thrown about 15 pairs of undies out in the last six months. All of them have a big hole torn in the crotch!!! :shock:
The little ones a detructive force alright. The big one had a bear she used to play with for about 2 years. Caked with slobber but still in one piece. The little man came alone and it took him about 4 months before he started to rip the stuffing out of it. He also loves ripping up paper into tiny bits which has earnt his the nickname of The Shredder!!

mert

I sleep in the basement... And my housemate's cat Fluff likes to use my chest as a springboard to get to the window above my bed, preferably when I'm sleeping. :roll:

He attacks anyone's limbs if they hang over the edge of the couch.

As all cats, Fluff demands attention as soon as you're too busy to give cuddles.

We live on one of the busiest streets in my city; it's the end of a one way street where it merges with a Boulevard, so the traffic gets flying by the time they get past our house. Obviously there is an anti-outside kitty law.... So he lurks in the dark basement, waiting for the door to open, then runs for the open door. We use the side door only so at least he isn't running onto the road, but he gives us a heart attack every time he does it. And once he is outside, he freezes and remembers how much he hates it outside. :x

Ahh, cats.

vedderfan10

Why did Jon & Kate + 8 get two German Shepherd puppies?

Maybe they'll post on here about their pets' habits...seems their existance drives Kate crazy...


PS. Autisicman - my other dog (dearly departed) yeah...I lost so many pairs of Levi's - I'm talking HUGE irreperable holes...it was mind-boggling...

SPEEDY MCCREADY

my cat is too stupid and lazy to do anything that drives me crazy....

she sleeps 18 hours a day....
and eats the other 6.....

if she wakes up and stretches....and maybe throws in a yawn or 2........

then she has had a BIG day!!!!! hehehehehehehe

rockpants

My dog nibbles my hair. He doesn't eat it, just nibbles, but he does accidentally ingest a broken strand from time to time ... ever seen a poop-ka-bob?

Picture taken mere milliseconds before the attack!

Thoughts_Arrive

Jumps on and walks on my brand new car, so I have to put a car cover on everytime I am home so I don't get mud paw prints and scratches on the paint.

Damages the fly screen on the door by putting his claws in it.

When I am reversing my car he won't move out of the way, or when I want to park it he won't move.


But I still love him.

evenflow

rockpants wrote:

My dog nibbles my hair. He doesn't eat it, just nibbles, but he does accidentally ingest a broken strand from time to time ... ever seen a poop-ka-bob?

Picture taken mere milliseconds before the attack!

You have one awesome dog. How old is he?
I've got a miniature weenie dog also. She just turned 2 on February 2nd and she only weighs 8lbs. For a dog that little she will eat anything. That includes the bottoms of all of our cabinets, the stuffing out of our comforter, and the most annoying, any toy that our little girl has. She (our daughter) has a bunch of those little plastic pretend foods and Beenie (the Dog) loves to eat them. It pisses off my wife more than it does me though.

evenflow

Here is lil' Beenie. This is the night of the failed diaper experiment. Just another thing she shredded

AtPeacewithMyLust

Jasmine refuses to look happy when I dress her up in her hotdog coustume. She hates Halloween
I only made her wear it for a few minutes though. There are so many cute Dachshunds here!

mca47

AtPeacewithMyLust wrote:

Jasmine refuses to look happy when I dress her up in her hotdog coustume. She hates Halloween
I only made her wear it for a few minutes though. There are so many cute Dachshunds here!

LOL
I'm pretty sure I'd be pissed off too!

comebackgirl

My cat sweet pea loves getting into any room that she's not supposed to be in...so all night long she bangs on the doors to the attic, basement and various closets to try to open them. She also loves to roll around in my hair while I sleep...and she sings to her toys in the middle of the night (I can't quite make out the tune, but it sounds a lot like Betterman) Apparently sleeping at night just isn't allowed! She just turned 13, but she acts like she's 3 months old.

Black Diamond

Barfing in my shoes, on my bed, under my bed, etc. when I go on vacation

AmentsChick

comebackgirl wrote:

My cat sweet pea loves getting into any room that she's not supposed to be in...so all night long she bangs on the doors to the attic, basement and various closets to try to open them. She also loves to roll around in my hair while I sleep...and she sings to her toys in the middle of the night (I can't quite make out the tune, but it sounds a lot like Betterman) Apparently sleeping at night just isn't allowed! She just turned 13, but she acts like she's 3 months old.

Are you sure you're not talking about your fiance?

comebackgirl

AmentsChick wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

My cat sweet pea loves getting into any room that she's not supposed to be in...so all night long she bangs on the doors to the attic, basement and various closets to try to open them. She also loves to roll around in my hair while I sleep...and she sings to her toys in the middle of the night (I can't quite make out the tune, but it sounds a lot like Betterman) Apparently sleeping at night just isn't allowed! She just turned 13, but she acts like she's 3 months old.

Are you sure you're not talking about your fiance?

Nope...he's more like my other cat...the one that likes to lick any exposed piece of skin :shock:

AmentsChick

comebackgirl wrote:

AmentsChick wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

My cat sweet pea loves getting into any room that she's not supposed to be in...so all night long she bangs on the doors to the attic, basement and various closets to try to open them. She also loves to roll around in my hair while I sleep...and she sings to her toys in the middle of the night (I can't quite make out the tune, but it sounds a lot like Betterman) Apparently sleeping at night just isn't allowed! She just turned 13, but she acts like she's 3 months old.

Are you sure you're not talking about your fiance?

Nope...he's more like my other cat...the one that likes to lick any exposed piece of skin :shock:

Woah....that was hot.

Sian-of-the-dead

We've had them less than two weeks and already the list that our new cats, Sykes and Riley have of annoying things is amazing!

* Eating the washing up sponge - wet or dry - they don't care.
* In the event of an absent sponge, they will murder and 'dead' a banana... as we discovered this morning :roll:
* Scratching the sofa
* Scratching the £150 lounge rug :evil:
* NOT scratching the scratching post
* Mieowing at the most annoying times of the night
* Using the litter tray (oh yes, number 2's!) just before guests arrive
* Not really coming into our room until we're er... 'being intimate'... then they want to know why the door is shut and they have a sudden urge to explore Mum and Dad's room! :roll:
* Having huffs when they don't get their own way (oh yeah, actually bonafide huffs like stroppy children! :roll: )
* Covering the kitchen floor in kitty litter
* Eating things from the compost (recycling) pot in the kitchen
* Eating bin bags :?
* Eating cat litter :shock:
* Sticking their heads in the big bag of Iams in the kitchen cupboard and acting like they're never bloody fed!
* Finding the smallest nooks and crannies to sneak into



But we love them

mca47

I think it's funny how much shit we can put up with with our pets.

mindi

Well right now I have 4 kittens. They are about 4-5 months old so not real little.
We are only keeping two, we just can't decide on which two. One is my cousins that is staying with us for a few weeks and then he will go back.
They are making me insane.
I sleep on the sofa in the living room a lot. They run across it like a race track. I got woke up this morning by one running across my face and now have a lovely gash across my forehead.
They launch themselves onto my computer chair. I just got it in December and it has little holes all over it from their nails.
My legs look about the same, tiny little holes all over them.
They eat holes in the bag of catfood even tho the same catfood is in their food bowl! :roll:
They peed in the bag of cat litter! :shock:
They attack my 3 year olds feet.

Wobbie

evenflow wrote:

Here is lil' Beenie. This is the night of the failed diaper experiment. Just another thing she shredded

"failed diaper experiment"???? :? :? :?