Weird Things You Have Found Under Your Sofa Cushions

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  • mole1985
    mole1985 Posts: 1,119
    Bin Laden
    Dublin 2006
    Katowice 2007
    London 2007
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    blackredyellow wrote:
    Did he have any money left?

    a couple quarters and a peanut m&m :(
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    crusted semen in a zip lock bag.

    I was collecting it cos i hear it was good for the face.
    Somehow I lost it...

    ... it supposed to get hard on the face... not in the bag.
    Nice to know you.
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    i found wepons of mass destruction with the letters SH on them.

    i wonder who the belonged to?
    Peace, Love.

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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Don Rickles
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Osama Bin Laden
  • azwyldcats
    azwyldcats Posts: 711
    A severed hand. Recognized it by the wedding band.
    And I'm not living this life without you, I'm selfish and clear
    And you're not leaving here without me, I don't wanna be without
    My best... friend. Wake up, to see you could have it all
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    HOOKER wrote:
    crusted semen in a zip lock bag.

    I was collecting it cos i hear it was good for the face.
    Somehow I lost it...

    ... it supposed to get hard on the face... not in the bag.
    :eek:

    Could you heat it up?
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    the wolf wrote:
    i found wepons of mass destruction with the letters SH on them.

    i wonder who the belonged to?
    Stephen Hawking?
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Black Diamond wrote:
    :eek:

    Could you heat it up?

    Must I add a lil water first?
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    d.b. cooper
    For the timebombs ticking and the heads they hang
    All the gangs gettin' money and the heads that bang bang
    Wild mustangs, the porno flicks
    All my homies in the county in cell block sixxx
    The grits when there aint enough eggs to cook
    And for db cooper and money he took
    You can look for answers but that aint fun
    Now get in the pit and try to love someone! :D
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    SENROCK! wrote:
    For the timebombs ticking and the heads they hang
    All the gangs gettin' money and the heads that bang bang
    Wild mustangs, the porno flicks
    All my homies in the county in cell block sixxx
    The grits when there aint enough eggs to cook
    And for db cooper and money he took
    You can look for answers but that aint fun
    Now get in the pit and try to love someone! :D


    AWESOME!!! :D
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  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    popcorn.
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I found a set of keys to an apartment I had probably four apts before.

    That's not the weird part. The weird part was I did not own the Sofa when I lived in that apartment. I only have the couch since I moved into the new house.

    Creepy.

    I tend to find popcorn and change but the other day I found a bunch of cut-up papers with comments about my little guy. "He's good at electronics." "He knows a lot of car names." "He tells good jokes." These comments were in other children's handwriting...as if the assignment had been to write one sentence about each classmate.

    I don't know why the papers were hidden under the cushion!! :p
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  • samick
    samick Posts: 373
    Used condom


    lol

    i'm not serious of course.........or am i
  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    samick wrote:
    Used condom


    lol

    i'm not serious of course.........or am i

    hmmm....
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • Touchofgray16
    Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    It was 1978 and I found the Thai Stick that months earlier I'd accused my kid brother of stealing. Yum. Yum. The Thai Stick.
    "Tweet"

    "Chirp"
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    myself.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    when we were living at our old house, our dog would get swedish pancakes every once in a while when we had left over batter. he would either bury them or hide them. when we were moving, we found one lodged in the side of the couch. the dog had been dead for a few months before that. we were sure it was him, because we had found a couplein there before..
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    myself.

    were you sticky and covered in crumbs? :p

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