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I hear the ladies don't shave :( this is gona be the worst vacation ever.0
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Why so serious? wrote:I hear the ladies don't shave :( this is gona be the worst vacation ever.0
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Byrnzie wrote:I dinae take jokes aboot the Scottish being better drinkers than the English lightly."I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"0
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oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dearDublin Leeds Berlin Wembley0 -
There's a US TV show called Three Sheets. They visited a bar in Edinburgh, he bought a bottle of Scotch and it's stored in the bars locker. If you tell the barkeep that you saw the episode you get a free dram....it might help you find some internet access.
I'm trying to find out the bar's name.
Whiski Bar?
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If it isn't Scottish, it's CRAP!!!
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The food wasn't great
but I absolutely loved Scotland!! St. Andrews was great and I don't even like golf!
Only disappointment was no Groundskeeper Willie sightings.
If I had known then what I know now...
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imalive wrote:The food wasn't great
but I absolutely loved Scotland!! St. Andrews was great and I don't even like golf!
Only disappointment was no Groundskeeper Willie sightings.
And is a drawing."I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"0 -
Judging by this person's apparent lack of knowledge about a foreign country, he's either having a joke, or he's American.People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.0
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raised a valid point about scotland though- we dont have the internet.
if only a scottish person had invented the telephone, perhaps we would have benefited from the technological achievements that have occured in its wake, such as the internet.Dublin Leeds Berlin Wembley0 -
Dont forget John Logie Baird's fairly popular invention they call the television.People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.0
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duggro wrote:raised a valid point about scotland though- we dont have the internet.
if only a scottish person had invented the telephone, perhaps we would have benefited from the technological achievements that have occured in its wake, such as the internet.
yeah i was thinking, at least if this guy comes here and gets a nasty infection as a result of his many injuries at least he can rely on penicillin to heal him...oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0 -
Jeremy1012 wrote:That's because he lives in Springfield.
And is a drawing.
I was hoping he was home, "on holiday" (as you blokes say).If I had known then what I know now...
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dunkman wrote:yeah i was thinking, at least if this guy comes here and gets a nasty infection as a result of his many injuries at least he can rely on penicillin to heal him...
Or he can just drink himself into oblivion to numb the pain, perhaps with whisky.People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.0 -
stu gee wrote:Or he can just drink himself into oblivion to numb the pain, perhaps with whisky.
Mainly because Scotland is superior to all other nations and this has been beautifully fucking illustrated."I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"0 -
For a country our size i think we've done pretty well, arguably right off the radar in terms of what countries have invented the most useful things. A Scot also invented the radar if i remember rightly, another handy wee tool.People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.0
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Will i have to wear a kilt all the time?0
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there's plenty to do here in this backwards country
he could watch tv
drive around in a hire car on its pneumatic tyres, but not too fast or a policeman could use a radar gun to catch him. he better keep an eye on his speedometer
he could phone home
go for a round of golf
refrigerate some food
go for a walk with some soup in his thermos flask
microwave some food
send some postcards with adhesive postage stamps
spend some cash to help the economy which is monitored by the bank of england, and think about the economics in action on his trip- how exciting!
visit some ports and docks, perhaps seeing some US Navy ships docked there
do his finances, using the decimal point to be clear and concise
clone some sheep
get some penicillin using a hyposdermic syringe if feeling unwell
eat some marmalade
thats just some of the stuff we do for funDublin Leeds Berlin Wembley0 -
Why so serious? wrote:Will i have to wear a kilt all the time?
you will get the shit kicked out of you if you dont. the exit of the train station in edinburgh is a battleground, so be prepared.
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If you dont wear a kilt you will not be allowed to get off the boat. People who try to get off the boat with no kilt shall have the haggis' set upon them. See that film Critters, its based on haggis'.People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.0
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Sian-of-the-dead wrote:You should be nervous... People like Dunk live there in little huts on Loch Ness with their battleaxe wives and ginger kids all dressed in kilts, sporrans and blue war paint. Internet-less and living off haggis, they sacrifice foreigners for sport.
True story.
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Why so serious? wrote:Will i have to wear a kilt all the time?"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"0
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Jeremy1012 wrote:The chance of receiving a glasgae kiss fae some wee cunt wi' a claymore and a vein fu' ae smack is increased hundredfold in people not wearing a kilt.
So if i don't wear a kilt some heroin addict wil headbutt me???0 -
Why so serious? wrote:So if i don't wear a kilt some heroin addict wil headbutt me???"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"0
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Jeremy1012 wrote:This thread is getting amazing.
Mainly because Scotland is superior to all other nations and this has been beautifully fucking illustrated.oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0 -
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0
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