I dinae take jokes aboot the Scottish being better drinkers than the English lightly.
I thought the infamous stiff upper lip should help you handle the truth a wee bit better?
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
There's a US TV show called Three Sheets. They visited a bar in Edinburgh, he bought a bottle of Scotch and it's stored in the bars locker. If you tell the barkeep that you saw the episode you get a free dram....it might help you find some internet access.
The food wasn't great but I absolutely loved Scotland!! St. Andrews was great and I don't even like golf! Only disappointment was no Groundskeeper Willie sightings.
If I had known then what I know now...
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The food wasn't great but I absolutely loved Scotland!! St. Andrews was great and I don't even like golf! Only disappointment was no Groundskeeper Willie sightings.
That's because he lives in Springfield.
And is a drawing.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
raised a valid point about scotland though- we dont have the internet.
if only a scottish person had invented the telephone, perhaps we would have benefited from the technological achievements that have occured in its wake, such as the internet.
raised a valid point about scotland though- we dont have the internet.
if only a scottish person had invented the telephone, perhaps we would have benefited from the technological achievements that have occured in its wake, such as the internet.
yeah i was thinking, at least if this guy comes here and gets a nasty infection as a result of his many injuries at least he can rely on penicillin to heal him...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I was hoping he was home, "on holiday" (as you blokes say).
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yeah i was thinking, at least if this guy comes here and gets a nasty infection as a result of his many injuries at least he can rely on penicillin to heal him...
Or he can just drink himself into oblivion to numb the pain, perhaps with whisky.
People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
Or he can just drink himself into oblivion to numb the pain, perhaps with whisky.
This thread is getting amazing.
Mainly because Scotland is superior to all other nations and this has been beautifully fucking illustrated.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
For a country our size i think we've done pretty well, arguably right off the radar in terms of what countries have invented the most useful things. A Scot also invented the radar if i remember rightly, another handy wee tool.
People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
there's plenty to do here in this backwards country
he could watch tv
drive around in a hire car on its pneumatic tyres, but not too fast or a policeman could use a radar gun to catch him. he better keep an eye on his speedometer
he could phone home
go for a round of golf
refrigerate some food
go for a walk with some soup in his thermos flask
microwave some food
send some postcards with adhesive postage stamps
spend some cash to help the economy which is monitored by the bank of england, and think about the economics in action on his trip- how exciting!
visit some ports and docks, perhaps seeing some US Navy ships docked there
do his finances, using the decimal point to be clear and concise
clone some sheep
get some penicillin using a hyposdermic syringe if feeling unwell
If you dont wear a kilt you will not be allowed to get off the boat. People who try to get off the boat with no kilt shall have the haggis' set upon them. See that film Critters, its based on haggis'.
People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
You should be nervous... People like Dunk live there in little huts on Loch Ness with their battleaxe wives and ginger kids all dressed in kilts, sporrans and blue war paint. Internet-less and living off haggis, they sacrifice foreigners for sport.
True story.
LMFAO!!! XD
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The chance of receiving a glasgae kiss fae some wee cunt wi' a claymore and a vein fu' ae smack is increased hundredfold in people not wearing a kilt.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
So if i don't wear a kilt some heroin addict wil headbutt me???
If you want to butcher my beautiful prose, yes.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Mainly because Scotland is superior to all other nations and this has been beautifully fucking illustrated.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
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Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
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oh dear oh dear oh dear
I'm trying to find out the bar's name.
Whiski Bar?
Make sure you tell tem that Zane sent you!
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And is a drawing.
if only a scottish person had invented the telephone, perhaps we would have benefited from the technological achievements that have occured in its wake, such as the internet.
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yeah i was thinking, at least if this guy comes here and gets a nasty infection as a result of his many injuries at least he can rely on penicillin to heal him...
I was hoping he was home, "on holiday" (as you blokes say).
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Or he can just drink himself into oblivion to numb the pain, perhaps with whisky.
Mainly because Scotland is superior to all other nations and this has been beautifully fucking illustrated.
he could watch tv
drive around in a hire car on its pneumatic tyres, but not too fast or a policeman could use a radar gun to catch him. he better keep an eye on his speedometer
he could phone home
go for a round of golf
refrigerate some food
go for a walk with some soup in his thermos flask
microwave some food
send some postcards with adhesive postage stamps
spend some cash to help the economy which is monitored by the bank of england, and think about the economics in action on his trip- how exciting!
visit some ports and docks, perhaps seeing some US Navy ships docked there
do his finances, using the decimal point to be clear and concise
clone some sheep
get some penicillin using a hyposdermic syringe if feeling unwell
eat some marmalade
thats just some of the stuff we do for fun
you will get the shit kicked out of you if you dont. the exit of the train station in edinburgh is a battleground, so be prepared.
no pants underneath either
LMFAO!!! XD
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So if i don't wear a kilt some heroin addict wil headbutt me???
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you