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  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    wah
  • Fifthelement
    Fifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,965
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    "What the CANUCK happened?!? - Esquimalt Barber Shop
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    wah
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    illegal pants wrote:
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one


    fishy almost got his hands on an ITW vinyl.

    songs = shithouse
    artwork = epic


    i still might keep trying to get one.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    7. In the very back top corner of their clothes closet so they have to wash every single stinky item of clothing they own

    No 3 is a good one!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    7. In the very back top corner of their clothes closet so they have to wash every single stinky item of clothing they own
    8. In the heating register
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    7. In the very back top corner of their clothes closet so they have to wash every single stinky item of clothing they own
    8. In the heating register
    9. Under the rotting corpse
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    7. In the very back top corner of their clothes closet so they have to wash every single stinky item of clothing they own
    8. In the heating register
    9. Under the rotting corpse
    10. In his wife's :eek: after you bang her
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office :mad:

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.

    "But... there is an M and an E.... I think you'll find it's lacking U"
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her ;)
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her ;)
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her ;)
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back! :D
    6. You're FIRED
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back!
    6. You're FIRED
    7. Send out a nasty email to all the partners from her email addy saying "Offering free rim jobs in the dunnies for a promotion"
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top 10 ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back!
    6. You're FIRED
    7. Send out a nasty email to all the partners from her email addy saying "Offering free rim jobs in the dunnies for a promotion"
    8. Sneak onto her computer while she's at lunch, go to porn sites and download the filthiest pics and videos you can find then have a video playing while there are important visitors in the reception area
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top 10 ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back!
    6. You're FIRED
    7. Send out a nasty email to all the partners from her email addy saying "Offering free rim jobs in the dunnies for a promotion"
    8. Sneak onto her computer while she's at lunch, go to porn sites and download the filthiest pics and videos you can find then have a video playing while there are important visitors in the reception area
    9. Make your kids fire them, no one can be mad at those cute little bastards
    wah
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    illegal pants wrote:
    Top 10 ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    9. Make your kids fire them, no one can be mad at those cute little bastards

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/threefish10/Baby%20Zara/DSC01641-1.jpg
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    threefish10 wrote:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/threefish10/Baby%20Zara/DSC01641-1.jpg

    fuckin a fishy, fire me now!! hahaa

    ahhh just wanna squish her :o
    wah

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