Plural Word Rule Breaker!!

Phantom Pain wrote:

You've aroused the English Majors

Sounds like something you'd hear in a WWII whorehouse!

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

I'll tell you what really annoys me. The word "iron". We pronounce it completely wrong, like it should be spelled "i-urn". This is what makes every last English speaker on Earth, myself included, skanks. We should submit to the monkeys.

Here in the American South (not South America), we pronounce "iron" as "arn"

jeffwmartin wrote:

Here in the American South (not South America), we pronounce "iron" as "arn"

You should still submit to the monkeys.

cutback wrote:

you knew it was coming

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4FX3SnVG-2A

:D

Thank you! That never, ever, ever gets old!

long red wrote:

all kidding aside, it's actually because the english language is just plain stupid.

Very true!!!

Phantom Pain wrote:

How come we say the word HEARD

But a man has BEARD its not pronounced BIRD


Hmmmmmmmm

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you
On hiccough, thorough, slough, and through.
Well don't! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps.
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard but sounds like bird.
And dead: it's said like bed, not bead,
For goodness sake don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).
A moth is not a moth as in mother
Nor both as in bother, nor broth as in brother,
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear, for bear and pear.
And then there's dose and rose and lose--
Just look them up--and goose and choose
And cork and work and card and ward
And font and front and word and sword
And do and go, then thwart and cart,
Come, come! I've hardly made a start.
A dreadful Language? Why man alive!
I learnt it when I was five.

zenith wrote:

ban banned baning

Are you going to cry about being banned or whatever happened in every post?

Get over it.

cutback wrote:

i love monkies!!!

i love donkies.