What's sad is that I actually have spent a lot of time thinking about this. I think it comes down to monkeys being excellent enough to be beyond all grammatical restraints.
But it's sorta like wondering why the plural of house is houses, but the plural of mouse is mice.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
But it's sorta like wondering why the plural of house is houses, but the plural of mouse is mice.
And the plural of goose is geese, but the plural of moose is... well... moose
My whole life
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
because "monkeys" practice auto-eroticism, drink their own urine, and have ugly butts.
^^^^ that's funny...
...but here's the rule...
3. If the word ends in a vowel plus -y (-ay, -ey, -iy, -oy, -uy), add an -s to the word.
tray--trays
key--keys
4. If the word ends in a consonant plus -y, change the -y into -ie and add an -s to form the plural.
enemy--enemies
baby--babies
If I had known then what I know now...
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I'll tell you what really annoys me. The word "iron". We pronounce it completely wrong, like it should be spelled "i-urn". This is what makes every last English speaker on Earth, myself included, skanks. We should submit to the monkeys.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
Sounds like something you'd hear in a WWII whorehouse!
If I had known then what I know now...
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Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
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Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I'll tell you what really annoys me. The word "iron". We pronounce it completely wrong, like it should be spelled "i-urn". This is what makes every last English speaker on Earth, myself included, skanks. We should submit to the monkeys.
Here in the American South (not South America), we pronounce "iron" as "arn"
all kidding aside, it's actually because the english language is just plain stupid.
Very true!!!
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
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But it's sorta like wondering why the plural of house is houses, but the plural of mouse is mice.
all kidding aside, it's actually because the english language is just plain stupid.
I know a few websites about that.....
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A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
day - days
key - keys
monkey - monkeys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_plural#Almost-regular_plurals
i love exceptions.
And the plural of goose is geese, but the plural of moose is... well... moose
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
...but here's the rule...
3. If the word ends in a vowel plus -y (-ay, -ey, -iy, -oy, -uy), add an -s to the word.
tray--trays
key--keys
4. If the word ends in a consonant plus -y, change the -y into -ie and add an -s to form the plural.
enemy--enemies
baby--babies
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
wrong moron.
the plural of moose is moosen.
But a man has BEARD its not pronounced BIRD
Hmmmmmmmm
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Well thanks! But that's not a very exciting answer.
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Yeah!!!! And how come "read" and "read" are spelled the same but pronounced differently?
I read a book last week.
I'm going to read a book tonight.
That makes sense. But, again...as a VERY wise man once said, "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story".
It's because read is an irregular verb.
When the verb "read" is in the present tense or used as an infinitive it's got the long "e".
When it's used in the imperfect and perfect tense it has the short "e".
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I guess I should've clarified straightaway. This thread was meant to be in fun and definitely not to be taken so seriously. That is all.
You've aroused the English Majors
Play at your own risk
MUAHAHAHAHA !!
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A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Hey, I enjoy correct spelling and proper grammar as much as the next guy...but DUDE...I also enjoy a fun, light-hearted thread!
Sounds like something you'd hear in a WWII whorehouse!
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Now *THAT* was freaking funny!!
Here in the American South (not South America), we pronounce "iron" as "arn"
All pronounced differently :rolleyes:
You should still submit to the monkeys.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4FX3SnVG-2A
Thank you! That never, ever, ever gets old!
i love monkies!!!
JK JK
Once I get out of this town
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