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suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
we all know that when bruce banner transforms into hulk, his shirts, socks & shoes will also be ripped off.

but why the fuck that his pants deosn't rip off? is he wearing a super extra large pants? and briefs?
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    hmmm, I have never pondered this

    interesting
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    LedbetterusLedbetterus Posts: 592
    Maybe after a while he sort of anticipated turning big and green, so he bought stretch pants to wear.
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    tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    In the comics, the pants are also always purple. :rolleyes: :confused:
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    tvismyfriendtvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    The collective will of everyone watching the show?
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    who wants to see a green ass?
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    JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Maybe he's just not as big in his pants? :p

    I've heard that about guys on steroids! ;)
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,240
    cutback wrote:
    who wants to see a green ass?
    Or worse yet, a 38" green schlong.
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Poncier wrote:
    Or worse yet, a 38" green schlong.

    .yea i didn't wanna go there....but thanks....:eek: :D
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    LedbetterusLedbetterus Posts: 592
    Poncier wrote:
    Or worse yet, a 38" green schlong.

    Do we know if it grows along with the rest of him?
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    SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    suns rival wrote:
    we all know that when bruce banner transforms into hulk, his shirts, socks & shoes will also be ripped off.

    but why the fuck that his pants deosn't rip off? is he wearing a super extra large pants? and briefs?

    maybe cuz back when the hulk busted onto the scene back in the day, his pants being ripped off woulda been indescent exxxposure!!! :eek: the same question may arise when it comes to donald duck.....WHY DOES HE NOT WEAR PANTS!!!!! whatsa goin on!!!! :ek:
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    SENROCK! wrote:
    maybe cuz back when the hulk busted onto the scene back in the day, his pants being ripped off woulda been indescent exxxposure!!! :eek: the same question may arise when it comes to donald duck.....WHY DOES HE NOT WEAR PANTS!!!!! whatsa goin on!!!! :ek:


    well that's easy....




    donald duck is a perve



    :p




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    SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    well that's easy....




    donald duck is a perve



    :p




    :D
    hahahaha seriously i mean.....he's a cartoon character for KIDZ!!!!! they might even grow up and want to be like him and not sport any pants!!!!! :eek:
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    brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    purple spandex underoos.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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    brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    suns rival wrote:
    we all know that when bruce banner transforms into hulk, his shirts, socks & shoes will also be ripped off.

    but why the fuck that his pants deosn't rip off? is he wearing a super extra large pants? and briefs?


    in the movie, there was a time when he turned back into bruce and was naked and then another when he had shorts on...


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    hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,869
    I always wondered this too. He must have a 34 inch waist and a friggin 96 inch chest. His little hulk must also be shriveled from the gamma rays
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    stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    SENROCK! wrote:
    maybe cuz back when the hulk busted onto the scene back in the day, his pants being ripped off woulda been indescent exxxposure!!! :eek: the same question may arise when it comes to donald duck.....WHY DOES HE NOT WEAR PANTS!!!!! whatsa goin on!!!! :ek:
    and yet...when Donald walks out of the shower in some cartoons, he's draped in a towel from the waist down....hmmm.... yea :rolleyes:..what was Walt smoking??

    and as for the Hulk he prolly had spandex kinda pants...dont all superheroes?
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    RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Because his exposed penis would slay you...
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    uninnocentuninnocent Posts: 1,565
    being the board's local comic book geek, i feel i should answer this question.

    ...but i'm this thread's more fun without my answer.
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    suns rival wrote:
    we all know that when bruce banner transforms into hulk, his shirts, socks & shoes will also be ripped off.

    but why the fuck that his pants deosn't rip off? is he wearing a super extra large pants? and briefs?
    :D:D Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa... EXCELLENT question. I don't care much to see the hulk naked... but Eric Bana :eek: :):)
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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,579
    He's magic.
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    drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    How many shirts and pairs of shoes did that cat bust up becoming the Hulk? I'd be mad as hell, too. Imagine walking out of Old Navy with ten bags just to last you a week.

    And considering we're talking Donald's lack of pants. What about Mickey? That mouse doesnt have a shirt on, so where are his nipples? Granted, I'm not into mouse nipples, but hey, we need answers.
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