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LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
When you go to a bar and your friends girlfriend is flirting with you, and then while she's in the bathroom he tells you he's seeing 3 women right now and he's not sure about this one because she's "too tan".. what do you do? lol.
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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    When you go to a bar and your friends girlfriend is flirting with you, and then while she's in the bathroom he tells you he's seeing 3 women right now and he's not sure about this one because she's "too tan".. what do you do? lol.

    You tell your friend. " She is too tan, you should focus on one of the other girls" Then you go directly into the women's bathroom and then grab her and kiss her and then go back to your table with her like nothing happened.
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    LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    South of Seattle wrote:
    You tell your friend. " She is too tan, you should focus on one of the other girls" Then you go directly into the women's bathroom and then grab her and kiss her and then go back to your table with her like nothing happened.
    Haha!.. she was cute. Nothing to go crazy for, but the thought crossed my mind.. I have enough trouble focusing on one girl at a time. I wish I had the ability to be pimping around three girls.
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    covered in blisscovered in bliss chi-caw-go Posts: 1,330
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    When you go to a bar and your friends girlfriend is flirting with you, and then while she's in the bathroom he tells you he's seeing 3 women right now and he's not sure about this one because she's "too tan".. what do you do? lol.

    you do whatever you feel like doing.

    be selfish.

    or shellfish.
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    LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    covered in bliss wrote:
    you do whatever you feel like doing.

    be selfish.

    or shellfish.
    The first words out of this girls mouth were, "did you have braces?".. my response was no. She replied with you have "perfect teeth".. now I'm no expert, but I've read, one of the first things women look for in a dude are good teeth. It has something to do with hygene, health, mating shit.. and She continued to stare at me all night and at one point tried to dance with me.. I just emailed my friend a message saying stop being so picky!, lol.
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    igotid88igotid88 Posts: 27,483
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    When you go to a bar and your friends girlfriend is flirting with you, and then while she's in the bathroom he tells you he's seeing 3 women right now and he's not sure about this one because she's "too tan".. what do you do? lol.

    be careful you might think she's flirting. But then you try to make your move. And get a drink thrown at your face.
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    spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    Hey man it sounds like ur friend has got a problem with us tanned people.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
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    LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    igotid88 wrote:
    be careful you might think she's flirting. But then you try to make your move. And get a drink thrown at your face.
    I didn't make a move. I wouldn't. Not in a million years. My friend brought her. I have respect. I was probably rude in that I ignored her all night for that reason.. I kind of feel like an ass.
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    covered in blisscovered in bliss chi-caw-go Posts: 1,330
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    The first words out of this girls mouth were, "did you have braces?".. my response was no. She replied with you have "perfect teeth".. now I'm no expert, but I've read, one of the first things women look for in a dude are good teeth. It has something to do with hygene, health, mating shit.. and She continued to stare at me all night and at one point tried to dance with me.. I just emailed my friend a message saying stop being so picky!, lol.

    that's an odd response.

    The dental stuff is news to me! Of course, rotten stubs are out...

    Pearly, non-smoking whites are in...

    ---If your friend isn't serious, snatch her up!
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    LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    covered in bliss wrote:
    that's an odd response.

    The dental stuff is news to me! Of course, rotten stubs are out...

    Pearly, non-smoking whites are in...

    ---If your friend isn't serious, snatch her up!
    I think I was more disturbed about how picky he was being. He's not the best looking guy, but he's fun as hell the hang around with.. I emailed him saying to hand her off to me if she wasn't up to his standards.

    That said, I don't even want to get into details about the chick who wants to hook up with me right now.. I kind of hope she doesn't call me back, or I might do something stupid. lol.
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    covered in blisscovered in bliss chi-caw-go Posts: 1,330
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I think I was more disturbed about how picky he was being. He's not the best looking guy, but he's fun as hell the hang around with.. I emailed him saying to hand her off to me if she wasn't up to his standards.

    That said, I don't even want to get into details about the chick who wants to hook up with me right now..

    Picky is Ok!

    If you're looking for someone to be with for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (!), you should be picky!

    You don't have to get into details, I can imagine. you posted about living in Lincoln Park.

    :) Nuf Said!
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Just advice him to dump her. then get in contct with her, and be like to ur mate. Wat do u know? it just happened.
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