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SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,350
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
...I just watched my friend/roommate/bass player eat a can of ravioli right out of the can...COLD. He wasn't even in a hurry or anything.

The best part was that he was leaning on the STOVE as he ate the COLD RAVIOLI

edit: by the way I'm not knocking on bass players at all...they are often the most talented member of whatever band they happen to be in...especially this guy...he blows the rest of out of the water.
"Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
-my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    and you attribute this to him being a bass player...why? :confused:


    my husband is a bass player, and he does not eat ravioli out of can, ever...but definitely not cold. and he kicks arse on bass, and sure...dead sexxxy too. bass players ARE rare - so many ridiculously talented, and yet are the most humble, zero ego BS.....even sexier. :D
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    rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    *swoons for the unsung heroes*

    they got a good deal tho.


    ((ravioli))
    meh. I think I am indifferent to it.
    Rarghstarfarian.
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    SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,350
    decides2dream wrote:
    and you attribute this to him being a bass player...why? :confused:


    my husband is a bass player, and he does not eat ravioli out of can, ever...but definitely not cold. and he kicks arse on bass, and sure...dead sexxxy too. bass players ARE rare - so many ridiculously talented, and yet are the most humble, zero ego BS.....even sexier. :D


    hahaha ok maybe he doesn't eat cold ravioli but if he plays bass there's got to be something else :D
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
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    jordn6971jordn6971 Posts: 675
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    *swoons for the unsung heroes*

    they got a good deal tho.


    ((ravioli))
    meh. I think I am indifferent to it.

    I've eaten cold ravioli out of the can, and much stranger things than that! Oh wait, I did play bass for a few years when I was younger but I haven't played for a long time....
    "There was a band playing in my head, and I felt like getting high"
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    rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    jordn6971 wrote:
    I've eaten cold ravioli out of the can, and much stranger things than that! Oh wait, I did play bass for a few years when I was younger but I haven't played for a long time....
    I mightve done that before....but I aint no bass player. man I would get soo laid if I was.

    *takes lessons*
    Rarghstarfarian.
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    comfortably numbcomfortably numb Posts: 188
    i always eat ravioli right out of the can. you should try it. it's a lot easier than getting a bowl and heating it and cleaning the bowl. all the time i save eating out of the can im going to use on a vacation to reno or something.

    life is short.
    saw things so much clearer
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    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    i prefer it cold, like lasagna and spaghetti.
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    romybianromybian Posts: 1,644
    Actually that's kinda true, my bass player friend would eat dorito's with caramel.
    "The joke in your language won't come out the same" (Tom Petty)
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    brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    eat campbells condensed cream of mushroom soup out of the can...

    yum.


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    DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Women that are bass players = please marry me.
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    SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,350
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Women that are bass players = please marry me.

    haha yeah no kidding
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
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    gleemonexgleemonex Posts: 848
    The strangest man I have ever been friends with is a bass player.
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    Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    pffft I do that all the time it's not crazy. I eat soup out of a can too.
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I've eaten Tuna out of a can
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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    CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    gleemonex wrote:
    The strangest man I have ever been friends with is a bass player.
    the strangest man I have ever dated (2 year relationship) was a bass player....so maybe there's something to the theory:)

    P.S. I ended up marrying a drummer. ;)
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    RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    heck, I've done that before.

    It's called being a bachelor...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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    rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Women that are bass players = please marry me.
    told you id get laid.

    yeah bass players are soul-full.
    Rarghstarfarian.
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    DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    told you id get laid.

    yeah bass players are soul-full.



    lol wut
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    SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,350
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    the strangest man I have ever dated (2 year relationship) was a bass player....so maybe there's something to the theory:)

    P.S. I ended up marrying a drummer. ;)


    bass players are strange...but drummers are just downright insane!
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
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    rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    lol wut
    I dunno...;)
    Rarghstarfarian.
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    CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    SomethingCreative wrote:
    bass players are strange...but drummers are just downright insane!
    i guess we know what I look for in a man;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
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    JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,257
    cold ravioli out of a can is a great snack if youre hiking or campin without a stove.

    i play bass.
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    MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    comfortably numb wrote:
    i always eat ravioli right out of the can. you should try it. it's a lot easier than getting a bowl and heating it and cleaning the bowl. all the time i save eating out of the can im going to use on a vacation to reno or something.

    life is short.

    :eek: You're a genius!

    What's this thread about? :confused: Sexy bass players, eh?
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    TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :eek: You're a genius!

    I don't know if I'd go that far..:p
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
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