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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    hey, I embrace my own festering filth :D

    all jokes aside though, I can't be the only person who flirts with friends of the opposite sex (or same if you're gay and they don't mind :p). surely? It's harmless. like yourself harmless :)

    I don't really flirt in real life.. if I like someone I'll just sit there silently and drink and smile
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    hey, I embrace my own festering filth :D

    all jokes aside though, I can't be the only person who flirts with friends of the opposite sex (or same if you're gay and they don't mind :p). surely? It's harmless. like yourself harmless :)

    I don't think I am flirting. I'd call it chatting.

    (And please, I'm not offended, before anyone apologises). :)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I don't think I am flirting. I'd call it chatting.

    (And please, I'm not offended, before anyone apologises). :)

    Right, so now that's cleared up..

    You wanna ride in my car darlin'? ;):D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I don't think I am flirting. I'd call it chatting.

    (And please, I'm not offended, before anyone apologises). :)
    Fair enough :) this thread amuses me though. I think it's whenever Dunk contributes that it starts to take on another side :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Fair enough :) this thread amuses me though. I think it's whenever Dunk contributes that it starts to take on another side :p

    LOL you've spotted a pattern! Veeeeeeeery interesting.....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Fair enough :) this thread amuses me though. I think it's whenever Dunk contributes that it starts to take on another side :p

    who? me? never sir... you are nothing but a blackguard
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    who? me? never sir... you are nothing but a blackguard

    what's that from?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I don't really flirt in real life.. if I like someone I'll just sit there silently and drink and smile

    Haha! Aww that's so sweet!

    (Not flirting). ;)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Haha! Aww that's so sweet!

    (Not flirting). ;)

    But if I met YOU on the other hand....

    well there'd be drinking..... and smiling...... and

    (flirting)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Haha! Aww that's so sweet!

    (Not flirting). ;)
    Anytime a person says "aww" it is an instant signpost of flirting.
    I'm not making this up ya know, it's science.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    who? me? never sir... you are nothing but a blackguard
    You dare insult me you whoreson knave? I demand satisfaction!

    or something :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    what's that from?

    fuck knows.. i just made it up. :confused:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Anytime a person says "aww" it is an instant signpost of flirting.
    I'm not making this up ya know, it's science.

    REALLY?? IS THAT TRUE?

    *thinks of all the girls in his life who've gone 'awww' and sounded uber patronising...*
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Anytime a person says "aww" it is an instant signpost of flirting.
    I'm not making this up ya know, it's science.

    True. I never say 'Aww' to women. Or maybe I do? :rolleyes:
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    fuck knows.. i just made it up. :confused:

    You and I need to write that comedy we were talking about once. I reckon it could go somewhere.

    That idea we had about the recording studio has apparently already been written.. hence why I've not got started.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Anytime a person says "aww" it is an instant signpost of flirting.
    I'm not making this up ya know, it's science.


    awwww he knows about science...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    REALLY?? IS THAT TRUE?

    *thinks of all the girls in his life who've gone 'awww' and sounded uber patronising...*
    It's not really science... :D It may be true though. I reckon it is, like MCKB says, she doesn't say it to girls :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    You and I need to write that comedy we were talking about once. I reckon it could go somewhere.

    That idea we had about the recording studio has apparently already been written.. hence why I've not got started.

    Were you two really thinking of doing that? Awww, that's so sweet!
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Were you two really thinking of doing that? Awww, that's so sweet!
    Jeez, are you flirting with both of them now? relentless... ;)

    EDIT - when I wink like that, I'm not flirting. Or am I? I don't know anything anymore.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Jeez, are you flirting with both of them now? relentless... ;)

    EDIT - when I wink like that, I'm not flirting. Or am I? I don't know anything anymore.

    :o I'm bored.

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