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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'm not sure who bumped it.

    I should have left it alone really.

    Bah, I don't care.

    You don't care because you're hottt for me ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'm not sure who bumped it.

    I should have left it alone really.

    Bah, I don't care.


    i bumped it... figured you two would be all 'bumped out'.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    thats tomorrow night... and i got SKY+ fitted last week... i'd be recording it :p

    so this thread? what the feckers happened last night... were you two staying up and 'getting it on' ;)

    I can't remember when I decided to go to bed but sometimes when I get pissed I have a struggle actually getting INTO bed, and in the morning I found out I was! So I felt suddenly very happy with myself, like I'd actually achieved something.

    Either that or some carer arrived from the council in the middle of the night and sorted me out.

    Maybe I slept with the carer and she left early in the morning, guilty about the moral ramifications and scared of the consequences?

    J/K I don't use carers.

    I'm a commitment kind of guy.

    Cool.. I got a PJ word into my post :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I can't remember when I decided to go to bed but sometimes when I get pissed I have a struggle actually getting INTO bed, and in the morning I found out I was! So I felt suddenly very happy with myself, like I'd actually achieved something.

    Either that or some carer arrived from the council in the middle of the night and sorted me out.

    Maybe I slept with the carer and she left early in the morning, guilty about the moral ramifications and scared of the consequences?

    J/K I don't use carers.

    I'm a commitment kind of guy.

    Cool.. I got a PJ word into my post :D

    You went to bed before me. At least you logged off before me.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You went to bed before me. At least you logged off before me.

    Did I say night night or did I just rudely bugger off and forget I had even been on the pit? My computer was still on this morning.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    The flirtation here is just epic...
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    The flirtation here is just epic...

    Spoil sport :rolleyes:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Did I say night night or did I just rudely bugger off and forget I had even been on the pit? My computer was still on this morning.

    You just buggered off without saying night night! :eek:

    We're not flirting, we're friends!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You just buggered off without saying night night! :eek:

    We're not flirting, we're friends!

    I didn't say we were flirting.. it was him. ^ Don't drag me into this!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey you two... get a room :p


    p.s. get room 342 at the Covent Garden Travelodge... i've installed a camera in that one :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I didn't say we were flirting.. it was him. ^ Don't drag me into this!

    I just read that back and thought that you'd think I meant you. (I was talking to Jeremy). :) Sorreyy
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    hey you two... get a room :p


    p.s. get room 342 at the Covent Garden Travelodge... i've installed a camera in that one :)

    Oh just because your jealous! I know you fancy harmless! ;)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I just read that back and thought that you'd think I meant you. (I was talking to Jeremy). :) Sorreyy

    I'll sing 'It's OK....' and then you sing, 'IT's OKAAAAAAAAAYYYY.....'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh just because your jealous! I know you fancy harmless! ;)

    You only have to worry when he starts trying to invite himself.

    I love the Travelodge!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'll sing 'It's OK....' and then you sing, 'IT's OKAAAAAAAAAYYYY.....'

    I prefer Okally Dokally.

    (How long do you think before someone say's 'you two are so sad, always chatting to each other about nothing'?)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I know you fancy harmless sex ;)

    i changed your post for you... i promise i'm always gentle :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I prefer Okally Dokally.

    (How long do you think before someone say's 'you two are so sad, always chatting to each other about nothing'?)

    I don't know but I say Fuck 'em. It's the best kind of chat. It's how you get to know people. It's cathartic.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I don't know but I say Fuck 'em. It's the best kind of chat. It's how you get to know people. It's cathartic.
    Exactly, and MCKB, I was kidding with the flirting thing :) although... nowt wrong with that amongst friends. Or is that just me? ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Exactly, and MCKB, I was kidding with the flirting thing :) although... nowt wrong with that amongst friends. Or is that just me? ;)

    It's JUST YOU.. YOU DIRTY HEATHEN SEX SLAVE! ;):D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    It's JUST YOU.. YOU DIRTY HEATHEN SEX SLAVE! ;):D
    hey, I embrace my own festering filth :D

    all jokes aside though, I can't be the only person who flirts with friends of the opposite sex (or same if you're gay and they don't mind :p). surely? It's harmless. like yourself harmless :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"

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