why would god do this to me

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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ahnimus will enter this thread in 3 ... 2... 1 ...
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    know1 wrote:
    Surely you see the huge contradiction in acknowledging free will and then blaming God for your poor choices....

    You beat me to it.
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    deadnote wrote:
    i have no idea how anyone could create someone and give them enough freewill to make the wrong decisions to be hated

    im fucking dead people .
    well....

    if i was fucking dead people....my girlfriend might dump me too.......

    hehehehehehehehehehehe..............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    polaris wrote:
    it's like that movie out now with ethan hawke and phililp seymour hoffman ...

    not sure on exact quote:

    **Just hope that you are in heaven for at least one hour before the devil knows your dead**

    I've been told that's an old Irish saying, often stated before a toast.
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    why did god do this to me? this lame ass, cracked-out thread is in 2 forums and i have to see it wasting space in both.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    What happened here? Why is this suddenly in AET. It should be.

    Did the mods move it?
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Ahnimus will enter this thread in 3 ... 2... 1 ...


    :D
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Kel Varnsen wrote:
    Did you borrow a bunch of money from the mob?
    Trust me, you don't want the mob after you. Or to marry it for that matter.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I'm burning a bible as I type this...

    mmm toasty...

    Also good to smoke.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MahoganySouls
    MahoganySouls Posts: 357
    So when do we get to know what you did. The suspense is overwhelming. :D
    "When you're climbing to the top, you'd better know the way back down" MSB
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Does it have anything to do with cheap bottle of wine and a monkey?
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • pj10alive42
    pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    deadnote wrote:
    i have no idea how anyone could create someone and give them enough freewill to make the wrong decisions to be hated

    im fucking dead people .

    RIP...

    p.s. It's because he hates you...and we do to...
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • lucylespian
    lucylespian Posts: 2,403
    OK, a decent religion thread, hasn't been one of these for a while.

    So, let me get this straight again. You screwed around, which of course the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE noticed, so he sent a text to your chick who dumped you for being a skanky dog.

    So logically, this is not your fault, it was that nosy damn CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE who has nothing better to do than check in on your nightly hump-de-bumps to see who is squealing away underneath you.

    GOTCHA !! Pass the chips, somebody, this should be interesting.
    Music is not a competetion.
  • Ledbetterus
    Ledbetterus Posts: 592
    I blame science.
    Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    God does this to everyone that Fuck's dead people
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • Jennytree
    Jennytree Posts: 5,340
    *headdesk*
    This is me:
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    SMELL YER MA!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jennytree wrote:
    *headdesk*


    bollocks!!!

    you corrected your post just as i was gonna laugh at you :D;)




    this is the same guy who was phoning a woman who didnt return his calls... this was due to her being with someone else... deadnote isnt that menalist spanish guy who proposed on TV and when she said no he went loco and killed her is he?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Ahnimus will enter this thread in 3 ... 2... 1 ...

    :D
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    well....

    if i was fucking dead people....my girlfriend might dump me too.......

    hehehehehehehehehehehe..............

    I was thinking the same thing! Hhahahahahaha.
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    MahoganySouls wrote:
    So when do we get to know what you did. The suspense is overwhelming. :D

    Don't count on this chick coming back to this thread..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'

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