why would god do this to me

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  • Does it have anything to do with cheap bottle of wine and a monkey?
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  • deadnote wrote:
    i have no idea how anyone could create someone and give them enough freewill to make the wrong decisions to be hated

    im fucking dead people .

    RIP...

    p.s. It's because he hates you...and we do to...
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • lucylespianlucylespian Posts: 2,403
    OK, a decent religion thread, hasn't been one of these for a while.

    So, let me get this straight again. You screwed around, which of course the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE noticed, so he sent a text to your chick who dumped you for being a skanky dog.

    So logically, this is not your fault, it was that nosy damn CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE who has nothing better to do than check in on your nightly hump-de-bumps to see who is squealing away underneath you.

    GOTCHA !! Pass the chips, somebody, this should be interesting.
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  • I blame science.
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  • God does this to everyone that Fuck's dead people
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  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    *headdesk*
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jennytree wrote:
    *headdesk*


    bollocks!!!

    you corrected your post just as i was gonna laugh at you :D;)




    this is the same guy who was phoning a woman who didnt return his calls... this was due to her being with someone else... deadnote isnt that menalist spanish guy who proposed on TV and when she said no he went loco and killed her is he?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Ahnimus will enter this thread in 3 ... 2... 1 ...

    :D
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    well....

    if i was fucking dead people....my girlfriend might dump me too.......

    hehehehehehehehehehehe..............

    I was thinking the same thing! Hhahahahahaha.
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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    So when do we get to know what you did. The suspense is overwhelming. :D

    Don't count on this chick coming back to this thread..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    dunkman wrote:
    this is the same guy who was phoning a woman who didnt return his calls... this was due to her being with someone else... deadnote isnt that menalist spanish guy who proposed on TV and when she said no he went loco and killed her is he?

    Wait, 'deadnote' is a guy? In any case, a looney poster for sure..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    prism wrote:
    "May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."

    it's an ooooold Irish blessing. my Grandmother stitched and framed it and it hung on the wall in her living room.

    Did you see this movie prism? It was depressing as shit, but good..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    The Champ wrote:
    Wait, 'deadnote' is a guy? In any case, a looney poster for sure..


    shit.. i dont know... i just presumed it was a guy
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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