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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it.. what percentage of Pathologists were not freaked out when the little guy from The Sixth Sense said "i see dead people all the time?"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Is it... what amount of jokes in Frasier are the exact same punchline with different wine names?
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Is it the percentage of americans who think we need a hot VP?
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it .. how many americans when shown a map of Iraq couldnt point to Iraq.




    (i stole that one :o )
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    dunkman wrote:
    is it .. how many americans when shown a map of Iraq couldnt point to Iraq.




    (i stole that one :o )

    Forget Iraq, I think 89% of americans could not point to Scotland.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it... what percentage of Posh Spice's daily food intake consists of dust particles.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Forget Iraq, I think 89% of americans could not point to Scotland.

    yeah.. that might be true. :o


    is it... what percentage of a hot dog is NOT made up from meat?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Is it... what percentage of Keith Richards' body is clinically dead?
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Is it far and away the highest score Bush ever received on a test? Granted it was during his kindergarten years (yes, plural) and the test was covering the subject of napping, but still...
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    The amount of skin Richard Simmons has slathered with baby oil on any given day...
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it .. how much of a guitar could you fit in between David Letterman two front teeth?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Is it the percentage of Rednecks who dont have or own a brain?
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    is it .. how much of a guitar could you fit in between David Letterman two front teeth?

    good one.


    is it.. the percentage of a male gray-whale's ejaculation that makes its way into the female gray-whale's baby making spot?

    (all 400 gallons/400 pounds of the stuff...i forget which it is)
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    is it..

    the percentage of students in my algebra class that smoke crack before class?
    or
    the percentage of U.S. math professors teaching algebra who smoke crack before class?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    ...is the percentage of people here who want a new answer to play with :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    312 feet
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Is it the distance intrepid spelunkers have venture into Roseanne Barr’s vagina before being turned back by ogres and toxic fumes?
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it.. what would the drummer of Def Leppard swap for just one hour with a bionic arm?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it.. if you played only 6.3 seconds of the Proclaimers biggest hit, how far will they have travelled?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Is how far I have paced around the room, trying to think of a witty retort.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....

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