If this is the answer, what is the question?

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it .. how much of a guitar could you fit in between David Letterman two front teeth?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Is it the percentage of Rednecks who dont have or own a brain?
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    is it .. how much of a guitar could you fit in between David Letterman two front teeth?

    good one.


    is it.. the percentage of a male gray-whale's ejaculation that makes its way into the female gray-whale's baby making spot?

    (all 400 gallons/400 pounds of the stuff...i forget which it is)
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    is it..

    the percentage of students in my algebra class that smoke crack before class?
    or
    the percentage of U.S. math professors teaching algebra who smoke crack before class?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    ...is the percentage of people here who want a new answer to play with :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    312 feet
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Is it the distance intrepid spelunkers have venture into Roseanne Barr’s vagina before being turned back by ogres and toxic fumes?
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it.. what would the drummer of Def Leppard swap for just one hour with a bionic arm?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it.. if you played only 6.3 seconds of the Proclaimers biggest hit, how far will they have travelled?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Is how far I have paced around the room, trying to think of a witty retort.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Is it... How far your car will travel on $10 of gas
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it ... how far does the average african have to dig down to reach clean water as well as being exactly the same distance as the average american's preferred hot-dog size?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Is it a hungry cannibals idea of a change from a finger buffet ? :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • is it...

    what you would need to fill 156 pairs of nikes made in some sweat shop somewhere?
    sometimes life don't leave you alone
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it.. how far would i bury Mick Hucknall if i found him lying unconscious on the street?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it the full length of Sarah Jessica Parker's face?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    hmmm. turn around. we'll find out.
    :D

    Nice fucking response man :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :D

    Nice fucking response man :D


    is it .. how long does it take jeremy1012 to get a joke... and then fail to realise the beauty of the rebutting retort from me? ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Is it... what would Paul McCartney's new dream woman have?
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Is it... what would Paul McCartney's new dream woman have?
    HHAHAHAAH! WINNER!
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it.. contrary to the popular fairy tale myth, Cinderella's glass slipper matched exactly what?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    is it .. how long does it take jeremy1012 to get a joke... and then fail to realise the beauty of the rebutting retort from me? ;)
    Took me the time it took to read the post mate. Just because the thread is 12 pages long, doesn't mean I've been reading it all that time. First visit to the pit in days. Some of do have other stuff to do Dunk ;)

    Your retort was lacklustre by the way. Losing your touch? :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Took me the time it took to read the post mate. Just because the thread is 12 pages long, doesn't mean I've been reading it all that time. First visit to the pit in days. Some of do have other stuff to do Dunk ;)

    Your retort was lacklustre by the way. Losing your touch? :D

    me... losing my touch?

    hmmm. turn around. we'll find out.


    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    me... losing my touch?

    hmmm. turn around. we'll find out.


    ;)



    it's how far I'm standing away from Dunk at the next meet up :o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk wrote:
    it's how far I'm standing away from Dunk at the next meet up :o
    HAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • is it.. the total length of scotland???
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it.. the total length of scotland???


    is it.. once headbutted, how far away will Drop The Leash 10 actually land?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    312 feet

    is it..

    the distance a youth is safe when nearing mike jackson but any closer and it isn't good.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    chadwick wrote:
    is it..

    the distance a youth is safe when nearing mike jackson but any closer and it isn't good.


    Good one Chaddy,

    He also is in the ugliest celebrity thread............scary.........yeah I would have kids with this guy and give him full custody............like I'd let my kids go trick or treating at a pedifile's house.............

    right?
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it.. what is the height of the highest point in Holland?



    new answer

    3.15pm
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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