50 craziest celebrity baby names

RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
edited November 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
I've always wanted to be "Double Extra Chocolate Frappachino the III" myself...

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article2130988.ece

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni lol...hey Kyd! c'mere Kyd!

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell
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  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Can't believe that leaves out Bob Geldof's kids - Peaches and Tiger Lily. Thank god my parents aren't famous...or ageing hippies.
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    My favourites there have to be Moxie CrimeFighter and Audio Science :p
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 28,899
    you know jonathon davis from korn called his kid pirate.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
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  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    another weird one : Kickel


    my daughter.....
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014

    Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

    That's because he was conceived in Brooklyn.

    My first 2 are called "Behind the Gasworks" and "Ford Cortina"
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 28,899
    nuffingman wrote:
    That's because he was conceived in Brooklyn.

    My first 2 are called "Behind the Gasworks" and "Ford Cortina"

    oh easy then...,my two eldest have the same name, though the second name is different.

    drunk at dylan and drunk at christmas. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,335
    A couple of those names are actually quite old traditional names!
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,932
    Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.

    Zappa's children.
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  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    oh easy then...,my two eldest have the same name, though the second name is different.

    drunk at dylan and drunk at christmas. :D
    Excellent! Errr Dylan?
  • inmyrvminmyrvm Posts: 932
    it's only a matter of time until someone names their kid ballsac
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  • Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

    Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

    Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

    Marquise: 50 Cent

    Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

    Some are weird, but I don't really think the above ones are that bad or abnormal at all.

    And I actually like "Memphis Eve"
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  • inmyrvm wrote:
    it's only a matter of time until someone names their kid ballsac


    That or Nutzon Mychin
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

    I knew this one would make the list. In 20yrs they can redo dads show and call it My Name is Pilot Inspektor.
  • mammasanmammasan Posts: 5,656
    If I would have had a daughetr her name probably could have made the list, Cyan.
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  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    oh easy then...,my two eldest have the same name, though the second name is different.

    drunk at dylan and drunk at christmas. :D


    :D in this same vein, mine are named Finally and Oops.

    :)
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  • inmyrvminmyrvm Posts: 932
    That or Nutzon Mychin
    if south park counts there was a "boy with balls on chin". i told my mom one time i was gonna name my first son richard head. she didn't get it at first. then she wasn't too happy.
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  • Pilot Inspektor isn't on there! (I can't remember who it belongs to. Jason Lee or something?)
  • oh and honestly, I have a name that is fairly common but my parents made up their own spelling for it and it sucks. I feel bad for these children!
  • If I ever had a child I would call them Elaborata Mystake or Trojyn Braiks
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  • I named my dog... Come/Stay

    He keeps getting up and sitting down every time I call him
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  • If I ever had a child I would call them Elaborata Mystake or Trojyn Braiks

    HaHa !

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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 28,899
    nuffingman wrote:
    Excellent! Errr Dylan?

    bob dylan gig. 11th february 1986. :)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Not a celebrity baby but damn cool anyway; a young hockey player from Sweden of all places: Texas-Kid Egertz

    http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=13601
  • Urban HikerUrban Hiker Posts: 1,312
    Not a celebrity baby but damn cool anyway; a young hockey player from Sweden of all places: Texas-Kid Egertz

    http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=13601

    Yeah, famous folks are definitely not the only ones looking to have their kid stand-out from the get go.

    There is a couple in Seattle who used their blog to find a neighborhood related name. Their blog was blogged about here:http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/thebigblog/archives/126049.asp?source=rss


    A couple of months ago, when Kristin Boraas Carder was seven months pregnant, she and her husband, Justin Carder, were taking an unusual approach to picking out their baby's name. Or, given all the blogging that goes on these days, maybe it was a sign of the times.

    The Carders posed a question on their Capitol Hill Seattle blog – what's a good Capitol Hill-tribute baby name?

    Carder had her baby Sunday – a boy, 8 lbs, 9 oz., with blue eyes and red hair.
    The couple passed on some names people posted, mostly names of streets on the Hill – Thomas, John, and certainly in the liberal neighborhood, "Republican."

    They saved their child the indignity of being named Aloha Carder, or "Spare Change?" Carder.

    The kid's name: Bowie Kingfisher Carder.

    The Bowie is after David Bowie, Justin Carder said by e-mail. Kingfisher? "Kingfish Cafe (on 19th Avenue East) is a neighborhood institution, no?"
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  • Yeah, famous folks are definitely not the only ones looking to have their kid stand-out from the get go.

    There is a couple in Seattle who used their blog to find a neighborhood related name. Their blog was blogged about here:http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/thebigblog/archives/126049.asp?source=rss


    A couple of months ago, when Kristin Boraas Carder was seven months pregnant, she and her husband, Justin Carder, were taking an unusual approach to picking out their baby's name. Or, given all the blogging that goes on these days, maybe it was a sign of the times.

    The Carders posed a question on their Capitol Hill Seattle blog – what's a good Capitol Hill-tribute baby name?

    Carder had her baby Sunday – a boy, 8 lbs, 9 oz., with blue eyes and red hair.
    The couple passed on some names people posted, mostly names of streets on the Hill – Thomas, John, and certainly in the liberal neighborhood, "Republican."

    They saved their child the indignity of being named Aloha Carder, or "Spare Change?" Carder.

    The kid's name: Bowie Kingfisher Carder.

    The Bowie is after David Bowie, Justin Carder said by e-mail. Kingfisher? "Kingfish Cafe (on 19th Avenue East) is a neighborhood institution, no?"

    LOL, well Bowie will always be cool and Kingfisher has two cool yet kinda neutral words together so he might get away with it, but trying to imagine a no good 60 year old former hockey player in a pub in Sweden called Texas-Kid is amusing to me.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 28,899
    my 8 year old goes to school with a boy called slash.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Some are weird, but I don't really think the above ones are that bad or abnormal at all.

    And I actually like "Memphis Eve"

    That sounds like a womans sanitary product. Oh wait...that's "Summer's Eve".

    In any event you know some celebrity is going to name their kid Summers Eve, and they'll grow up to be a douche...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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    (")_(")
  • I'm guilty :)

    My daughter's name is Jimmie Paige. She's 11 & has always gone by either Jimmie or J.P.
    I'm not even THAT huge of a Zeppelin fan, either, I just thought that the name was really cool. A surprising number of people have agreed with me over the years, too.
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  • Everly Bear is #51
    It's Anthony Keidis' son.
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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    Everly Bear is #51
    It's Anthony Keidis' son.

    YES, I just saw this in a magazine, he chose Everly for the Everly brothers (one of them-I can't remember which one) and he said "the Mama" chose Bear. Oy.

    Pilot Inspektor is the worst one, just b/c you're rich or famous, and you can pay the therapy bills for your kid doesn't give you the right to give them and atrocious name.

    And Blue Angel? Oh no. Some of them aren't too terrible, like Anisah, that's not too bad. And Audio Science? Seriously?! Wrong. just wrong I tell you. That's just so self centered to not think of how the kid will get picked on for having a bad name. I got picked on for my last name pretty badly.

    You know what I wonder, what do the nurses say when they hear that's what they want to name the kid? Like who helps people fill out the birth certificate? Someone should have to say "are you SURE" before they fill it out.
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