50 craziest celebrity baby names

Phantom Pain

failedpersephone wrote:

If I ever had a child I would call them Elaborata Mystake or Trojyn Braiks

HaHa !

How about Ur Fuked

catefrances

nuffingman wrote:

Excellent! Errr Dylan?

bob dylan gig. 11th february 1986.

BrotherLoveBone

Not a celebrity baby but damn cool anyway; a young hockey player from Sweden of all places: Texas-Kid Egertz

http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=13601

Urban Hiker

BrotherLoveBone wrote:

Not a celebrity baby but damn cool anyway; a young hockey player from Sweden of all places: Texas-Kid Egertz

http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=13601

Yeah, famous folks are definitely not the only ones looking to have their kid stand-out from the get go.

There is a couple in Seattle who used their blog to find a neighborhood related name. Their blog was blogged about here:http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/thebigblog/archives/126049.asp?source=rss


A couple of months ago, when Kristin Boraas Carder was seven months pregnant, she and her husband, Justin Carder, were taking an unusual approach to picking out their baby's name. Or, given all the blogging that goes on these days, maybe it was a sign of the times.

The Carders posed a question on their Capitol Hill Seattle blog – what's a good Capitol Hill-tribute baby name?

Carder had her baby Sunday – a boy, 8 lbs, 9 oz., with blue eyes and red hair.
The couple passed on some names people posted, mostly names of streets on the Hill – Thomas, John, and certainly in the liberal neighborhood, "Republican."

They saved their child the indignity of being named Aloha Carder, or "Spare Change?" Carder.

The kid's name: Bowie Kingfisher Carder.

The Bowie is after David Bowie, Justin Carder said by e-mail. Kingfisher? "Kingfish Cafe (on 19th Avenue East) is a neighborhood institution, no?"

BrotherLoveBone

Urban Hiker wrote:

Yeah, famous folks are definitely not the only ones looking to have their kid stand-out from the get go.

There is a couple in Seattle who used their blog to find a neighborhood related name. Their blog was blogged about here:http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/thebigblog/archives/126049.asp?source=rss


A couple of months ago, when Kristin Boraas Carder was seven months pregnant, she and her husband, Justin Carder, were taking an unusual approach to picking out their baby's name. Or, given all the blogging that goes on these days, maybe it was a sign of the times.

The Carders posed a question on their Capitol Hill Seattle blog – what's a good Capitol Hill-tribute baby name?

Carder had her baby Sunday – a boy, 8 lbs, 9 oz., with blue eyes and red hair.
The couple passed on some names people posted, mostly names of streets on the Hill – Thomas, John, and certainly in the liberal neighborhood, "Republican."

They saved their child the indignity of being named Aloha Carder, or "Spare Change?" Carder.

The kid's name: Bowie Kingfisher Carder.

The Bowie is after David Bowie, Justin Carder said by e-mail. Kingfisher? "Kingfish Cafe (on 19th Avenue East) is a neighborhood institution, no?"

LOL, well Bowie will always be cool and Kingfisher has two cool yet kinda neutral words together so he might get away with it, but trying to imagine a no good 60 year old former hockey player in a pub in Sweden called Texas-Kid is amusing to me.

catefrances

my 8 year old goes to school with a boy called slash.

RolandTD20Kdrummer

blackredyellow wrote:

Some are weird, but I don't really think the above ones are that bad or abnormal at all.

And I actually like "Memphis Eve"

That sounds like a womans sanitary product. Oh wait...that's "Summer's Eve".

In any event you know some celebrity is going to name their kid Summers Eve, and they'll grow up to be a douche...

riffrandall

I'm guilty

My daughter's name is Jimmie Paige. She's 11 & has always gone by either Jimmie or J.P.
I'm not even THAT huge of a Zeppelin fan, either, I just thought that the name was really cool. A surprising number of people have agreed with me over the years, too.

cropdustress

Everly Bear is #51
It's Anthony Keidis' son.

Allie

cropdustress wrote:

Everly Bear is #51
It's Anthony Keidis' son.

YES, I just saw this in a magazine, he chose Everly for the Everly brothers (one of them-I can't remember which one) and he said "the Mama" chose Bear. Oy.

Pilot Inspektor is the worst one, just b/c you're rich or famous, and you can pay the therapy bills for your kid doesn't give you the right to give them and atrocious name.

And Blue Angel? Oh no. Some of them aren't too terrible, like Anisah, that's not too bad. And Audio Science? Seriously?! Wrong. just wrong I tell you. That's just so self centered to not think of how the kid will get picked on for having a bad name. I got picked on for my last name pretty badly.

You know what I wonder, what do the nurses say when they hear that's what they want to name the kid? Like who helps people fill out the birth certificate? Someone should have to say "are you SURE" before they fill it out.

cropdustress

Allie wrote:

YES, I just saw this in a magazine, he chose Everly for the Everly brothers (one of them-I can't remember which one) and he said "the Mama" chose Bear.

Yeah, apparently, his love for the Everly Bros lead him to
name his son after them. And she wanted *Bear*, but he said it
was cool cause he's always had something of a bear in himself
Or someting like that, a bear clan or something. I mean, its all good, but a little too unusual...

Allie

cropdustress wrote:

Yeah, apparently, his love for the Everly Bros lead him to
name his son after them. And she wanted *Bear*, but he said it
was cool cause he's always had something of a bear in himself
Or someting like that, a bear clan or something. I mean, its all good, but a little too unusual...

it's still not as bad as Pilot Inspektor or Audio Science. That sounds like Big Audio Dynamite or something Thomas Dolby would have chosen. Geesh!


Everly could go by EB for his initials.

cropdustress

Allie wrote:

it's still not as bad as Pilot Inspektor or Audio Science. That sounds like Big Audio Dynamite or something Thomas Dolby would have chosen. Geesh!

Yeah, Pilot Inspektor is a horrible name for a kid. or any grown up person later

Allie

cropdustress wrote:

Yeah, Pilot Inspektor is a horrible name for a kid. or any grown up person later

I know! I mean, Pilot is one thing but then to pair it with Inspektor? And give it a 'unique' spelling.

I'm telling you. How do birth certificates get completed, in the hospital? Is any hospital staff involved? There should be a rule that you can't take your kid home until somebody says ARE YOU SURE? If they hear names like that. How could you keep a straight face? I couldn't!

I could deal with just about any other name on that list before that one. Oh you know what, Kal-El is pretty bad too. I mean, Superman's name? Geesh.

cropdustress

Allie wrote:

I know! I mean, Pilot is one thing but then to pair it with Inspektor? And give it a 'unique' spelling.

I'm telling you. How do birth certificates get completed, in the hospital? Is any hospital staff involved? There should be a rule that you can't take your kid home until somebody says ARE YOU SURE? If they hear names like that. How could you keep a straight face? I couldn't!

I could deal with just about any other name on that list before that one. Oh you know what, Kal-El is pretty bad too. I mean, Superman's name? Geesh.

Yeah, its pretty crazy.
I mean, I understand they want their baby to have a unique name, but
why not find an actual RARE name other than making up names
or namimg kids after things or professions in this case :rolleyes:

Have you heard about the couple from somewhere in Asia a few months ago, they wanted to name their kid @!
Yes, @ :eek:
I don't think they were allowed at the end, but that was pretty funny and crazy.

Allie

cropdustress wrote:

Yeah, its pretty crazy.
I mean, I understand they want their baby to have a unique name, but
why not find an actual RARE name other than making up names
or namimg kids after things or professions in this case :rolleyes:

Have you heard about the couple from somewhere in Asia a few months ago, they wanted to name their kid @!
Yes, @ :eek:
I don't think they were allowed at the end, but that was pretty funny and crazy.

I did! and a couple here, I think they wanted to name their kid 4real, or something like that, and they weren't allowed to either.
remember when Prince changed his name to that symbol? And everyone called him the Artist Formerly Known As Prince?!

cropdustress

Allie wrote:

I did! and a couple here, I think they wanted to name their kid 4real, or something like that, and they weren't allowed to either.
remember when Prince changed his name to that symbol? And everyone called him the Artist Formerly Known As Prince?!

Haha, I remember when he changed his name.
It was so confusing

Once again, there are tons of baby name origin sites outthere, people
Pretty cool and unusual names too.

Interesting to see how many celebrities have changed their real names.
Some of these I wasn't aware of :eek:

Allie

cropdustress wrote:

Haha, I remember when he changed his name.
It was so confusing

Once again, there are tons of baby name origin sites outthere, people
Pretty cool and unusual names too.

Interesting to see how many celebrities have changed their real names.
Some of these I wasn't aware of :eek:

like who?