quotables

decides2dream · January 2007

There is too much emphasis on success and failure, and too little on how a person grows as he works. Enjoy the journey, enjoy every moment, and quit worrying about winning and losing.
~ Matt Biondi

All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.
~ Samuel Butler

There are two things to aim at in life: first to get what you want; and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.
~ Logan Pearsall

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
~ Rita Mae Brown

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
~ William Feather

decides2dream · January 2007

wooohooo...just a couple of days ago i got a NEW quote book, enititled: a collection of sexy quotes

good fun! i've perused some, good stuff...sure to be used many times over to contribute to this thread.

If all the young girls at Yale were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised at all.
~ Dorothy Parker

I have steak at home. Why go out for hamburger?
~ Paul Newman

Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's all gone.
~ Graffito

No one is more carnal than a recent virgin.
~ John Steinbeck

Experience is the name everybody gives to their mistakes.
~ Oscar Wilde

There is nothing more exciting to me than my own orgasm...and nothing more boring than yours.
~ Dennis Miller

decides2dream · January 2007

Anyone who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.
~ Groucho Marx

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near town - not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away!
~ William Wycherley

Glances are the heavy artillery of the flirt: Everything can be conveyed in a look, yet that look can always be denied, for it cannot be quoted word for word.
~ Stendhal

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.
~ Lily Tomlin

There are some things better than bad sex: peanut butter and jelly. But in general, I can't think of anything better than good sex.
~ Billy Joel

Whatever women do, they must do it twice as well as men. Luckily, this is not difficult.
~ Charlotte Whitton

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and prayer.
~ Havelock Ellis

edit for freudian slip.

decides2dream · February 2007

Sex is as important as food and drink.
~ Britt Ekland

Eighty percent of American men cheat in America - the rest cheat in Europe.
~ Jackie Mason

He who enjoys a good neighbor, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for the neighbor's wife.
~ Nicholas Bentley

I consider sex a misdemeanor - the more i miss, de meaner i get.
~ Mae West

Remember if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
~ Woody Allen

vmfury · February 2007

Every woman has the exact love life she wants.

illegal pants · February 2007

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature
To stop speech when words become superfluous

Ingrid Bergman

reachdown12 · February 2007

Lord, it has been a while since i've posted in here, I love the inspiration that comes out of it. Here are a few for the time being.

"Our souls have sight of that immortal sea which brought us hither, can in a moment travel thither"

"To me the meanest flower that blows can give thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears."

"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None But ourselves can free our minds."- Bob Marley

"Music gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything."- Plato

Earthgirl · February 2007

If you're too busy judging people, you won't have enough time to love them.

Mother Theresa

Obsidian22 · February 2007

"It may be that some little root of the sacred tree still lives.Nourish it then,
that it may leaf and bloom and fill with singing birds" BLACK ELK

"Women have millions of years of genetically-encoded intelligences,intuitions,
capacities, knowledges, powers, and cellular knowings of exactly what to do with the infant." Joseph Chilton Pearce (The Magical Child)

AmentsChick · February 2007

My personal favorite:

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Not sure where I heard it, though.

AmentsChick · February 2007

The human body was made for movement -- Dean Koontz (not sure which book)

AmentsChick · February 2007

Live together; die alone -- Jack on Lost.

fanch75 · February 2007

"Bytchez ain't shyt but ho's and trickz" - Dre

Obsidian22 · February 2007

Mind is the master power that molds amd makes,
And we are Mind, and evermore we take
The tool of thought, and shaping what we will,
Bring forth a thousand joys, a thousand ills.
We think in secret, and it comes to pass-
Environment is but our looking glass.

JAMES ALLEN
As You Think

Boom The Cat · February 2007

"I go everywhere with my wife, but she keeps coming back"

Linda · February 2007

my daughter, 7 years old at that time, wrote a letter when our parrot died
one line said:

" i'm handing death over to freedom and love"

that's one way dealing with death isn't it

he still stands · February 2007

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're goin' and hook up with em later." ~ Mitch Hedberg "

decides2dream · February 2007

A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
~ Cher

You can lead a horticulture but you cannot make her think.
~ Dorothy Parker

Nothing is better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates thoughts and flattens stomachs.
~ Barbara Howar

A dirty book is rarely dusty.
~ Proverb

What is the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at a party, a bitch sleeps with everybody at a party except you.
~ Unknown

Getting married for se is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
~ Jeff Foxworthy

When authorities warn of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with the authorities.
~ Matt Groening

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.
~ Unknown

An erection at will is the moral equivilent of a valid credit card.
~ Alex Comfort

When people say' "You're breaking my heart," they do in fact usually mean that you're breaking their genitals.
~ Jeffrey Bernard

immorta · February 2007

"If one acts and speaks with pure thought, happiness will follow like a shadow that never leaves"

Brainofdz · February 2007

"No Snow, No Show"

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