quotables

decides2dream

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
~ Harlan Ellison


It is an irony, appreciated only by the French, that good manners are the basis of very good sex. In bed, the two most erotic words in any language are "thank you" and "please."
~ Hubert Downs


If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
~ Catherine Aird


I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
~ Hunter S. Thompson


I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast.
~ Joni Rodgers

decides2dream

just got this in an e-mail, thank you becks. i LOVE it!


"I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know
that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that
differentiate me from a doormat." - Rebecca West, 1913.

nocode23

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

Homer J. Simpson

Thorns2010

Ok...way to many to read, so who knows if my couple quotes here were said before or not.

'You see in me a god powerful to save you, if I am not one, I shall become one'
Achilles-from The Iliad

'Better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven'
Lucifer-Paradise Lost

'The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
Lucifer-Paradise Lost

decides2dream

The most precious gift we can offer others is our presence. When mindfulness embraces those we love, they will bloom like flowers.
~ Thich Nhat Hanh

decides2dream

Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
~ Richard Fleischer


Sex is like money. Only too much is enough.
~ John Updike


There are only two compliments you can receive from a woman. "I think you are a master chef" and "I think you're a great lay." The two basic drives in life.
~ Rod Steiger


All the doors automatically open for a beautiful woman. I know it's very fashionable for good-looking ladies to say how hard it is to be beautiful, but that's not true.
~ Catherine Deneuve


Two minutes of gooey near satisfaction followed by two weeks of haunting guilt is so much more easily attained at Haagen-Dazs.
~ Florence Campbell


Personally, I like sex and I don't care what a man thinks of me as long as I get what I want from him - which is usually sex.
~ Valerie Perrine


Adultery is the most conventional way to rise above the unconventional.
~Vladimir Nabokov

decides2dream

My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two out and take care of the bedroom bit.
~ Jerry Hall


If you want to know the secret to my success with women then don't smoke, don't take drugs, and don't be too particular.
~ George Best


Love is time and space measured by the heart.
~ Marcel Proust


For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches.
~ Stacy Nelkin


Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
~ Swami X

pearlposterfan

It's good to be anywhere. -K R

decides2dream

here it is! i got the first name right, and the basic gist of the quote in any case.......:p

decides2dream wrote:

Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
~ Richard Fleischer


Sex is like money. Only too much is enough.
~ John Updike


There are only two compliments you can receive from a woman. "I think you are a master chef" and "I think you're a great lay." The two basic drives in life.
~ Rod Steiger


All the doors automatically open for a beautiful woman. I know it's very fashionable for good-looking ladies to say how hard it is to be beautiful, but that's not true.
~ Catherine Deneuve


Two minutes of gooey near satisfaction followed by two weeks of haunting guilt is so much more easily attained at Haagen-Dazs.
~ Florence Campbell


Personally, I like sex and I don't care what a man thinks of me as long as I get what I want from him - which is usually sex.
~ Valerie Perrine


Adultery is the most conventional way to rise above the unconventional.
~Vladimir Nabokov

tonadax

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be a man's last romance...

decides2dream

Love is friendship plus sex.
~ Havelock Ellis


Pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars.
~ Robertson Davies


During sex my wife wants to talk to me. The other night she called me from a hotel.
~ Rodney Dangerfield


Sweaty is sexy.
~ Farrah Fawcett


Today's unspeakable perversion is tomorrow's kink is next week's good clean fun.
~ Dab Savage

illegal pants

pearlposterfan wrote:

It's good to be anywhere. -K R

nice, i like that

Lizard

“Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?” - Fanny Bryce


“One of the greatest feelings in life is the conviction that you have lived the life you wanted to live - with the rough and the smooth, the good and the bad - but yours, shaped by your own choices, and not someone else’s.” - Michael Ignatieff

alabama

NuclearTreeFrog wrote:

"Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the shit."

Ha! My mom told me once, "Life is a shit sandwich and every day's just another bite." Think she was a in a pretty bad mood at the time

Lizard

that reminds me of my mom---when my brothers would say "I gotta get my shit together" my mom would tell them "well when you finally do, you can shove it!"

such a loving mom!

StateOfLoveBoatCptn.

"obviously you're not a golfer" - The Dude

chiquimonkey

unattributed....just got it from a coworker:

Some people are like slinkies..... they are not really good for anything....but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Lukin66

"One can always tell the prey of the hunting tigress, for they die not with a grimace, but a grin on their faces"

cory

When life gives you lemons, make lemon flavored piss.

he still stands

My company makes a lot of seemingly irrational decisions and management changes every couple of months, plus we're all being told to meet our numbers "or else" -- basically we all have a gun to our heads. so people are fed up with it, talking about how management has no idea what is going on and so forth. The other day I found out my boss was told to "respect x company".... so I broke out the great one liner---

"respect commands itself and can neither be given nor witheld when it is due"