Characters At Work

lalalalaaaaaaaa
lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Do any of you make up elaborate background stories in your head about people at work who you barely know?

There's one really thin German man who I always walk by in the hallway. Every time, he looks at me for just a second too long and it freaks me out. So I imagine that when he's not at work, he's running kidnapping schemes for ransom money....like he's part of the gang in The Big Lebowski you know?

Then there's this guy who wears silk collared shirts EVERY DAY with no t-shirt on underneath...and he always leaves ONE too many buttons undone....and he flails his arms a lot when he walks. So I imagine him rushing out of work everyday to go to a dance club where he rolls all night, and comes back to work to rest up for the next party night.

Finally, there's a Brazilian girl who is really really nice, but for some reason when I walk by her and she says "hello", it freaks me out to no end. She kinda drags out the hello like "heLOOOOOO"...so I imagine her as a serial killer. HAHAHA wtf! She's the nicest girl in the office probably, but I'm scared shitless of her because of her hello.
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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 13,046
    seek medical attention
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    pjhawks wrote:
    seek medical attention
    seek a creative screen name
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 13,046
    Saturnal wrote:
    seek a creative screen name

    sorry patriotsfuckingcheat was already taken
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    pjhawks wrote:
    sorry patriotsfuckingcheat was already taken
    I said CREATIVE, not played-out :p
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Saturnal wrote:
    Do any of you make up elaborate background stories in your head about people at work who you barely know?

    There's one really thin German man who I always walk by in the hallway. Every time, he looks at me for just a second too long and it freaks me out. So I imagine that when he's not at work, he's running kidnapping schemes for ransom money....like he's part of the gang in The Big Lebowski you know?

    Then there's this guy who wears silk collared shirts EVERY DAY with no t-shirt on underneath...and he always leaves ONE too many buttons undone....and he flails his arms a lot when he walks. So I imagine him rushing out of work everyday to go to a dance club where he rolls all night, and comes back to work to rest up for the next party night.

    Finally, there's a Brazilian girl who is really really nice, but for some reason when I walk by her and she says "hello", it freaks me out to no end. She kinda drags out the hello like "heLOOOOOO"...so I imagine her as a serial killer. HAHAHA wtf! She's the nicest girl in the office probably, but I'm scared shitless of her because of her hello.

    This could be fun!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 13,046
    Saturnal wrote:
    I said CREATIVE, not played-out :p


    how about

    "smdyfl"

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