My wife and I ran from swingers last night!!!

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  • samick
    samick Posts: 373
    Falcon Punch!!!
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,361
    so you were at a swingers get together ? what did you think would happen a bingo match ...
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  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    you can run...but you can't hide MUHAHAHAHAHA :D
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Okay, so we were at a wedding last night (HUNG OVER). And we sat with this other couple who we did not know. They were from Virgina and very cool and easy to talk too. We drank together for the first few hours and they kept talking about sex and porn etc.. Then later when everyone was drunk and dancing the girl comes over to me and my wife on the dance floor and starts spanking my ass! Like 20 times, then she starts grabbing and squeezing it too! WTF? I am looking at Julie (my wife) like "what do I do?" and she was shocked because the chics man did not give to shits. He was kinda watching with a smile like waiting to see my reaction or something. Then, while dancing she grabs my arms and pulls me real close to her like inches from my face ready to kiss me and I am laughing but at the same time twisting and turning my face so she won't do it! LOL Fucking weird man. I really thought she was gonna grab my package, I kept blocking her hands lol.
    Now normaly, I have always thought, my wife and I with another woman... great! Every mans dream. But another couple? No man, to weird for me. Not into it at all. The lady was pretty attractive but it bugged me out so we went to the other side of the room fast as hell. :)
    Oh yea, they kept saying we should not drive home because we have been drinking and to come to their hotel if we wanted..........wtf?

    wheres the part where you told this woman you werent interested? i notice you made no move away from her instead you turn to your wife and 'ask' her what you should do. hmmm
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  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    acoustic,

    the woman thought your sex was on fire. she is a kings of leon fan.

    (now I don't believe your story. you want to shock us and top nothingman's sister in law thread, lol...)

    so, your wife did not defend you? I would get really irritated if someone groped at my husband.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    iluvcats wrote:
    acoustic,

    the woman thought your sex was on fire. she is a kings of leon fan.

    (now I don't believe your story. you want to shock us and top nothingman's sister in law thread, lol...)

    so, your wife did not defend you? I would get really irritated if someone groped at my husband.

    he must think that some here are easily shocked then. i was mildly amused rather than anything else. ;):p:)
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