My wife and I ran from swingers last night!!!
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Okay, so we were at a wedding last night (HUNG OVER). And we sat with this other couple who we did not know. They were from Virgina and very cool and easy to talk too. We drank together for the first few hours and they kept talking about sex and porn etc.. Then later when everyone was drunk and dancing the girl comes over to me and my wife on the dance floor and starts spanking my ass! Like 20 times, then she starts grabbing and squeezing it too! WTF? I am looking at Julie (my wife) like "what do I do?" and she was shocked because the chics man did not give to shits. He was kinda watching with a smile like waiting to see my reaction or something. Then, while dancing she grabs my arms and pulls me real close to her like inches from my face ready to kiss me and I am laughing but at the same time twisting and turning my face so she won't do it! LOL Fucking weird man. I really thought she was gonna grab my package, I kept blocking her hands lol.
Now normaly, I have always thought, my wife and I with another woman... great! Every mans dream. But another couple? No man, to weird for me. Not into it at all. The lady was pretty attractive but it bugged me out so we went to the other side of the room fast as hell.
Oh yea, they kept saying we should not drive home because we have been drinking and to come to their hotel if we wanted..........wtf?
Now normaly, I have always thought, my wife and I with another woman... great! Every mans dream. But another couple? No man, to weird for me. Not into it at all. The lady was pretty attractive but it bugged me out so we went to the other side of the room fast as hell.
Oh yea, they kept saying we should not drive home because we have been drinking and to come to their hotel if we wanted..........wtf?
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I think if you let someone slap you on the ass TWENTY times, you're not making it obvious enough that you're not interested.
Haha! Same here. Except my girlfriend would have beaten the shit out of ME then been mad at me for 2 weeks.
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus
exactly... after the third time i would have turned around and punched her in the fudd.
This actually would probably happened to me too!
"I didn't even do anything!" - famous words by me.
Girls are tapped! Hahahah
Running away, turning his head: "Maybe we can work something out without your husband!"
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that's gross. she basically assaulted you. think about it, what if the roles were reversed? you'd be arrested. she got away with it b/c she is a woman. NOT RIGHT.
they just might be into trading, not group sex.
not my cup of tea.
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10/10 - Brad in B'more
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8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
LOL
Interesting Leo..
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
the state of Virginia's slogan is "VA is for lovers"
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10/10 - Brad in B'more
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
This is how you've been keeping yourself busy, miss you over AMT.
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Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Bahahahahaha! I haven't heard the word 'fudd' in ages! Almost as comical as 'biff'!
wheres the part where you told this woman you werent interested? i notice you made no move away from her instead you turn to your wife and 'ask' her what you should do. hmmm
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lie beside me
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the woman thought your sex was on fire. she is a kings of leon fan.
(now I don't believe your story. you want to shock us and top nothingman's sister in law thread, lol...)
so, your wife did not defend you? I would get really irritated if someone groped at my husband.
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
he must think that some here are easily shocked then. i was mildly amused rather than anything else.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say