I just blinded myself...

Rhinocerous Surprise
Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
By looking straight into the red light on the bottom of my mouse. I'm officially the dumbest person ever. :)
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    congrats....you are now qualified to be president of the untied states :p
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    cutback wrote:
    congrats....you are now qualified to be president of the untied states :p
    Obama's infomercial tonight should just be him constantly putting his finger on a hot lightbulb for 30 minutes. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    So it is true?? IT does make you go blind? :eek: :p
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Obama's infomercial tonight should just be him constantly putting his finger on a hot lightbulb for 30 minutes. :D
    Why not;) I'm sure W does that nightly:)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Obama's infomercial tonight should just be him constantly putting his finger on a hot lightbulb for 30 minutes. :D


    wait...you mean his isn't gonna do that? well at least that will save some tivo space :p:D
  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,413
    small town beck wrote:
    So it is true?? IT does make you go blind? :eek: :p


    why don't you look and find out!
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    SomethingCreative wrote:
    why don't you look and find out!


    haha sorry the title just made me think of another joke :p


    I don't have a mouse... or not one I can lift up but thanks :D
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    small town beck wrote:
    So it is true?? IT does make you go blind? :eek: :p
    :D

    Also, this thread went from being genuine lack-of-sight concern on my part to puns and hilarity with impressive speed. :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    :D

    Also, this thread went from being genuine lack-of-sight concern on my part to puns and hilarity with impressive speed. :p

    Thank you :D

    Given you have read my response I am guessing your lack of sight concern is over.

    Puns with hilarity and impressive speed? That is what it says on my business cards :p;)
  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,413
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    :D

    Also, this thread went from being genuine lack-of-sight concern on my part to puns and hilarity with impressive speed. :p


    hahah yeah that must be some kind of record. was anyone timing that? mods?
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    small town beck wrote:
    Thank you :D

    Given you have read my response I am guessing your lack of sight concern is over.

    Puns with hilarity and impressive speed? That is what it says on my business cards :p;)
    Here's the really dumb part: I just checked to see if the "red-light-blinding-my-eyes" phenomenon was a freak accident... a one-off occurrence...

    Yeah. My eyes hate me. :o
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    :D

    Also, this thread went from being genuine lack-of-sight concern on my part to puns and hilarity with impressive speed. :p

    i could have voiced concern or be a smartass....i went with smartass....if you want me to care stop doing stoopid things :p:D:D
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    cutback wrote:
    i could have voiced concern or be a smartass....i went with smartass....if you want me to care stop doing stoopid things :p:D:D
    Oh, believe me, I'd have made the same choice. In fact, if you had shown concern, I'd have made some wise-ass remark myself. You just beat me to the punch.



    Bastard. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    kids these dayss :rolleyes:
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,574
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    By looking straight into the red light on the bottom of my mouse. I'm officially the dumbest person ever. :)
    You just know that everyone reading this is turning their mouse over. Or, maybe it's just me... :p
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Here's the really dumb part: I just checked to see if the "red-light-blinding-my-eyes" phenomenon was a freak accident... a one-off occurrence...

    Yeah. My eyes hate me. :o


    You should be in that book... what is called?? Oh Yeah "The Darwin Awards" :p
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    imalive wrote:
    You just know that everyone reading this is turning their mouse over. Or, maybe it's just me... :p
    I really hope they are. Just to make me feel both less stupid, and more evil. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    small town beck wrote:
    You should be in that book... what is called?? Oh Yeah "The Darwin Awards" :p
    I've always been bitter that I didn't get in for kneeing myself in the teeth when I was crouching to tie my laces. :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I've always been bitter that I didn't get in for kneeing myself in the teeth when I was crouching to tie my laces. :p


    There is always next year ;):p

    I think we have all been there before... well maybe not exactly there
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    small town beck wrote:
    haha sorry the title just made me think of another joke :p

    Me too. Next he'll be posting a thread about hairy palms :D:p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)

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