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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    comebackgirl wrote:
    How many more have to die??? :mad:
    Wait... hold on...


    When did I become the bad guy in this thread? My eyes are in constant peril! :eek: :o

    (And now I'm trying to think of a hilarious way to tie in all this talk of kittens and mice... and failing...)
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  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Wait... hold on...


    When did I become the bad guy in this thread? My eyes are in constant peril! :eek: :o

    (And now I'm trying to think of a hilarious way to tie in all this talk of kittens and mice... and failing...)
    Oh...I forgot...you are the injured party here :o

    Now just keep your eyes off the mouse and your hands to yourself! :mad: (erm...or maybe not to yourself as the case may be) :o
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    By looking straight into the red light on the bottom of my mouse. I'm officially the dumbest person ever. :)

    hahahahaha that is FUNNY! :D what posessed you to do that in the first place?
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    By looking straight into the red light on the bottom of my mouse. I'm officially the dumbest person ever. :)
    :rolleyes:
    Fool! :p
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    E.T. original script

    INT. Night.

    ET: "ET phoooonnneeee hoooommmmeee"

    Elliott: "fuck that, phone a doctor, i'm totally blind.. you should warn me when you're going to do that finger thing!!"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    SENROCK! wrote:
    hahahahaha that is FUNNY! :D what posessed you to do that in the first place?
    It's bright and shiny... I couldn't resist. :D:o
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    urbanhippie wrote:
    :rolleyes:
    Fool! :p
    I know. :p It's potentially the dumbest thing I'll ever do. Then again, I've got at least three years ahead of me: and I believe that we can do better!

    That last part was my JFK impression. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    well.. this thread made me laugh.

    and I apparently made someone laugh earlier today.

    it's all in a day's work..

    :confused:


    :D
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    eMMI wrote:
    well.. this thread made me laugh.

    and I apparently made someone laugh earlier today.

    it's all in a day's work..

    :confused:


    :D


    if i got paid to make people laugh, i'd have £3.24
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,467
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    It's bright and shiny... I couldn't resist. :D:o
    Aren't crows the same way?? :p
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    imalive wrote:
    You just know that everyone reading this is turning their mouse over. Or, maybe it's just me... :p

    :o
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • pinot768pinot768 Posts: 295
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I know. :p It's potentially the dumbest thing I'll ever do. Then again, I've got at least three years ahead of me: and I believe that we can do better!

    That last part was my JFK impression. :D
    LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh today :D Since you did it twice, I am guessing you are working on the doing better part, or at least believing that practice makes perfect...
    "I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
  • rockpantsrockpants BC Posts: 838
    The light on your mouse must be ridiculously bright. I've looked at mine on several occasions while clearing debris from the underside of the mouse, and it hasn't affected me at all.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    rockpants wrote:
    The light on your mouse must be ridiculously bright. I've looked at mine on several occasions while clearing debris from the underside of the mouse, and it hasn't affected me at all.
    You gotta angle it just right. Try holding it so that the buttons are facing you, and then move it around till you can't see anymore. :p
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    You gotta angle it just right. Try holding it so that the buttons are facing you, and then move it around till you can't see anymore. :p
    I can't believe you're offering instructions on how to blind yourself :p

    You're setting yourself up for a lawsuit...

    *Turns over mouse.....*
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    there are old people on this forum who are confused as to how you have a light under your mouse... they still have that little ball thing... and by me saying that i've just confused everyone under the age of 16 who have no idea what the little ball thing is... or something
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    urbanhippie wrote:
    I can't believe you're offering instructions on how to blind yourself :p

    You're setting yourself up for a lawsuit...

    *Turns over mouse.....*
    The worst part was, in making sure I was giving the correct instructions, I blinded myself approximately thrice! :o:D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dunkman wrote:
    there are old people on this forum who are confused as to how you have a light under your mouse... they still have that little ball thing... and by me saying that i've just confused everyone under the age of 16 who have no idea what the little ball thing is... or something


    stop touching yourself
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    By looking straight into the red light on the bottom of my mouse.

    You're an idiot.
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    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,409
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    You're an idiot.
    x3
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    You're an idiot.
    :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • pinot768pinot768 Posts: 295
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    The worst part was, in making sure I was giving the correct instructions, I blinded myself approximately thrice! :o:D
    I gotta admire the persistance...
    "I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    It's bright and shiny... I couldn't resist. :D:o

    Well i think its hilarious! Theres alot of people being mean to you in here though......sorry.
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,409
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Well i think its hilarious! Theres alot of people being mean to you in here though......sorry.
    thats only because he told us about it.


    Opened the door and said" Come on in"!!!
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    mickeyrat wrote:
    thats only because he told us about it.


    Opened the door and said" Come on in"!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA yeah then i guess it is an open opportunity! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Well i think its hilarious! Theres alot of people being mean to you in here though......sorry.
    Hehe, don't worry... I know most of them are in jest. :D




    Right? :( :p
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Hehe, don't worry... I know most of them are in jest. :D




    Right? :( :p

    NO! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,409
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Hehe, don't worry... I know most of them are in jest. :D




    Right? :( :p
    as far as you know!!!
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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    SENROCK! wrote:
    NO! :D
    Dammit! This thread just got really depressing! :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Dammit! This thread just got really depressing! :p

    dont worry, IM still laughing!!! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
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