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Weird Things You Have Found Under Your Sofa Cushions

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    SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    d.b. cooper
    For the timebombs ticking and the heads they hang
    All the gangs gettin' money and the heads that bang bang
    Wild mustangs, the porno flicks
    All my homies in the county in cell block sixxx
    The grits when there aint enough eggs to cook
    And for db cooper and money he took
    You can look for answers but that aint fun
    Now get in the pit and try to love someone! :D
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    SENROCK! wrote:
    For the timebombs ticking and the heads they hang
    All the gangs gettin' money and the heads that bang bang
    Wild mustangs, the porno flicks
    All my homies in the county in cell block sixxx
    The grits when there aint enough eggs to cook
    And for db cooper and money he took
    You can look for answers but that aint fun
    Now get in the pit and try to love someone! :D


    AWESOME!!! :D
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    angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    popcorn.
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
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    justamjustam Posts: 21,394
    I found a set of keys to an apartment I had probably four apts before.

    That's not the weird part. The weird part was I did not own the Sofa when I lived in that apartment. I only have the couch since I moved into the new house.

    Creepy.

    I tend to find popcorn and change but the other day I found a bunch of cut-up papers with comments about my little guy. "He's good at electronics." "He knows a lot of car names." "He tells good jokes." These comments were in other children's handwriting...as if the assignment had been to write one sentence about each classmate.

    I don't know why the papers were hidden under the cushion!! :p
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    samicksamick Posts: 373
    Used condom


    lol

    i'm not serious of course.........or am i
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    angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    samick wrote:
    Used condom


    lol

    i'm not serious of course.........or am i

    hmmm....
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
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    It was 1978 and I found the Thai Stick that months earlier I'd accused my kid brother of stealing. Yum. Yum. The Thai Stick.
    "Tweet"

    "Chirp"
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    myself.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    seanw1010seanw1010 Posts: 1,213
    when we were living at our old house, our dog would get swedish pancakes every once in a while when we had left over batter. he would either bury them or hide them. when we were moving, we found one lodged in the side of the couch. the dog had been dead for a few months before that. we were sure it was him, because we had found a couplein there before..
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    chadwick wrote:
    myself.

    were you sticky and covered in crumbs? :p
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    my cushions don't come off... :(
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    samicksamick Posts: 373
    cutback wrote:
    were you sticky and covered in crumbs? :p


    sounds like that condom
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    i just looked.....nothing but crumbs:(
    i was hoping for a MAN! ;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
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    zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    i have two kids - the lounge in the games room has enough chip packets/paper/rubish in between the cushions to fill the recycling bin ... every day ... :rolleyes:


    and yea, they are boys ...
    impatience is a gift ........
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    stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    Money and drugs, nothing that weird.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    cutback wrote:
    were you sticky and covered in crumbs? :p

    as a matter of fact i was covered in crumbs and sticky stuff.
    i found stuff..

    speaking of being under a sofa cushion
    does being under a bed count?

    oddly enough...
    one particular evening when i was about 16-17 years old i ate some acid.
    later on into the trip i crawled under my bed as my brother Ryan
    was sitting on his own bed across from mine, he was trippin balls to.
    so we talked back and forth through the evening.
    i under my bed, bro sitting there on his.
    fun times when you're a mattress.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    i found an old mintie.. i opened it and it had started getting holes in it.. :eek: unless someone did that already :confused:
    wah
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    one child threw hot dog in the cushion I thought they ate it.... I found it 2 weeks later it looked like a slim JIM
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    I found a set of keys to an apartment I had probably four apts before.

    That's not the weird part. The weird part was I did not own the Sofa when I lived in that apartment. I only have the couch since I moved into the new house.

    Creepy.

    everything has its place ... synchronicity
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    SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    half a carrot covered in multi colored play doh! :eek: left over from last weeks slumber party! :eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
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    Steve Fossett

    Wasn't worth the trouble though, there wasn't even a wallet stuffed with money on him, so I just tucked him back under there.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i found a remote :shock:
    81 is now off the air

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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    i found a remote :shock:

    I was thinking maybe you found this thread
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    photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i found a remote :shock:

    I was thinking maybe you found this thread
    :lol:
    "I am myself...like you, somehow."
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Wow... An oldie but a goodie
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    jimmy hoffa
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    SxDx1982SxDx1982 Posts: 124
    A tampon, but lucky for me, it was unused. :mrgreen: (That was actually my friend's sofa)
    I'm still out here waiting
    Watching reruns of my life
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    SxDx1982 wrote:
    A tampon, but lucky for me, it was unused. :mrgreen: (That was actually my friend's sofa)
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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    RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    A pair of boxer briefs.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    norm wrote:
    jimmy hoffa


    So you found Jimmy Hoffa under your sofa and you want to put him in jello? :lol:
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