My wife and I ran from swingers last night!!!
acoustic guy
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Okay, so we were at a wedding last night (HUNG OVER). And we sat with this other couple who we did not know. They were from Virgina and very cool and easy to talk too. We drank together for the first few hours and they kept talking about sex and porn etc.. Then later when everyone was drunk and dancing the girl comes over to me and my wife on the dance floor and starts spanking my ass! Like 20 times, then she starts grabbing and squeezing it too! WTF? I am looking at Julie (my wife) like "what do I do?" and she was shocked because the chics man did not give to shits. He was kinda watching with a smile like waiting to see my reaction or something. Then, while dancing she grabs my arms and pulls me real close to her like inches from my face ready to kiss me and I am laughing but at the same time twisting and turning my face so she won't do it! LOL Fucking weird man. I really thought she was gonna grab my package, I kept blocking her hands lol.
Now normaly, I have always thought, my wife and I with another woman... great! Every mans dream. But another couple? No man, to weird for me. Not into it at all. The lady was pretty attractive but it bugged me out so we went to the other side of the room fast as hell.
Oh yea, they kept saying we should not drive home because we have been drinking and to come to their hotel if we wanted..........wtf?
Now normaly, I have always thought, my wife and I with another woman... great! Every mans dream. But another couple? No man, to weird for me. Not into it at all. The lady was pretty attractive but it bugged me out so we went to the other side of the room fast as hell.
Oh yea, they kept saying we should not drive home because we have been drinking and to come to their hotel if we wanted..........wtf?
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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another reason not to vote for Obama... he's a swinger!!!oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0
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My girlfriend would have beaten the shit outta that woman then would have been mad at me for 2 weeks. hahahaha."I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive0
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If it took you a couple of hours to figure out they had an agenda, I'm surprised. How old are you and your wife? They took at least three steps in your story to try to move you in that direction!
I think if you let someone slap you on the ass TWENTY times, you're not making it obvious enough that you're not interested.&&&&&&&&&&&&&&0 -
Danimal wrote:My girlfriend would have beaten the shit outta that woman then would have been mad at me for 2 weeks. hahahaha.
Haha! Same here. Except my girlfriend would have beaten the shit out of ME then been mad at me for 2 weeks.
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justam wrote:I think if you let someone slap you on the ass TWENTY times, you're not making it obvious enough that you're not interested.
exactly... after the third time i would have turned around and punched her in the fudd.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0 -
walkunafraid wrote:Haha! Same here. Except my girlfriend would have beaten the shit out of ME then been mad at me for 2 weeks.
This actually would probably happened to me too!
"I didn't even do anything!" - famous words by me.
Girls are tapped! Hahahah"I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive0 -
haha, I bet your wife ran faster than you did 0
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acoustic guy wrote:Okay, so we were at a wedding last night (HUNG OVER). And we sat with this other couple who we did not know. They were from Virgina and very cool and easy to talk too. We drank together for the first few hours and they kept talking about sex and porn etc.. Then later when everyone was drunk and dancing the girl comes over to me and my wife on the dance floor and starts spanking my ass! Like 20 times, then she starts grabbing and squeezing it too! WTF? I am looking at Julie (my wife) like "what do I do?" and she was shocked because the chics man did not give to shits. He was kinda watching with a smile like waiting to see my reaction or something. Then, while dancing she grabs my arms and pulls me real close to her like inches from my face ready to kiss me and I am laughing but at the same time twisting and turning my face so she won't do it! LOL Fucking weird man. I really thought she was gonna grab my package, I kept blocking her hands lol.
Now normaly, I have always thought, my wife and I with another woman... great! Every mans dream. But another couple? No man, to weird for me. Not into it at all. The lady was pretty attractive but it bugged me out so we went to the other side of the room fast as hell.
Oh yea, they kept saying we should not drive home because we have been drinking and to come to their hotel if we wanted..........wtf?
that's gross. she basically assaulted you. think about it, what if the roles were reversed? you'd be arrested. she got away with it b/c she is a woman. NOT RIGHT.
they just might be into trading, not group sex.
not my cup of tea.9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
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'Lynn these are sex people!'"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"0
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9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
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acoustic guy wrote:Okay, so we were at a wedding last night (HUNG OVER). And we sat with this other couple who we did not know. They were from Virgina and very cool and easy to talk too. We drank together for the first few hours and they kept talking about sex and porn etc.. Then later when everyone was drunk and dancing the girl comes over to me and my wife on the dance floor and starts spanking my ass! Like 20 times, then she starts grabbing and squeezing it too! WTF? I am looking at Julie (my wife) like "what do I do?" and she was shocked because the chics man did not give to shits. He was kinda watching with a smile like waiting to see my reaction or something. Then, while dancing she grabs my arms and pulls me real close to her like inches from my face ready to kiss me and I am laughing but at the same time twisting and turning my face so she won't do it! LOL Fucking weird man. I really thought she was gonna grab my package, I kept blocking her hands lol.
Now normaly, I have always thought, my wife and I with another woman... great! Every mans dream. But another couple? No man, to weird for me. Not into it at all. The lady was pretty attractive but it bugged me out so we went to the other side of the room fast as hell.
Oh yea, they kept saying we should not drive home because we have been drinking and to come to their hotel if we wanted..........wtf?
LOL
Interesting Leo..And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
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so the swingers are from Virginia?
the state of Virginia's slogan is "VA is for lovers"9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more0 -
Very true. can you imagine how the people who were there would have saw me if I did that to her? WTF?iluvcats wrote:that's gross. she basically assaulted you. think about it, what if the roles were reversed? you'd be arrested. she got away with it b/c she is a woman. NOT RIGHT.
they just might be into trading, not group sex.
not my cup of tea.Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.0 -
acoustic guy wrote:Okay, so we were at a wedding last night (HUNG OVER). And we sat with this other couple who we did not know. They were from Virgina and very cool and easy to talk too. We drank together for the first few hours and they kept talking about sex and porn etc.. Then later when everyone was drunk and dancing the girl comes over to me and my wife on the dance floor and starts spanking my ass! Like 20 times, then she starts grabbing and squeezing it too! WTF? I am looking at Julie (my wife) like "what do I do?" and she was shocked because the chics man did not give to shits. He was kinda watching with a smile like waiting to see my reaction or something. Then, while dancing she grabs my arms and pulls me real close to her like inches from my face ready to kiss me and I am laughing but at the same time twisting and turning my face so she won't do it! LOL Fucking weird man. I really thought she was gonna grab my package, I kept blocking her hands lol.
Now normaly, I have always thought, my wife and I with another woman... great! Every mans dream. But another couple? No man, to weird for me. Not into it at all. The lady was pretty attractive but it bugged me out so we went to the other side of the room fast as hell.
Oh yea, they kept saying we should not drive home because we have been drinking and to come to their hotel if we wanted..........wtf?
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I was thinking that too! Hahahahailuvcats wrote:so the swingers are from Virginia?
the state of Virginia's slogan is "VA is for lovers"Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.0 -
dunkman wrote:exactly... after the third time i would have turned around and punched her in the fudd.
Bahahahahaha! I haven't heard the word 'fudd' in ages! Almost as comical as 'biff'!0 -
maybe they were gypsies..they love to do those things.. 0
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you should have taken them up on their offer, said "We're new at this, so I get to do your wife first, to get comfortable with the whole idea of it" Then do his wife, say you're not into out, and leave0
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