so i called in sick to work today and

peacocoaNMO
peacocoaNMO Posts: 99
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
i played tennis and i got a sunburn. how the fuck do i explain that tomorrow?
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  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    you passed out in the parking lot of your doctor's office, and nobody found you for three hours.
    "It's all happening"
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
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    "It's an interesting new kind of rash: The kind that kills you if you ask questions."
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    haha that happened to me once....called in sick and went down to san diego to catch the padres....well 3rd base side at the foul pole is quite a sunny place :eek:.....i didn't care much though since my supervisor was trying to get rid of me anyway....that just helped his case :o ah to be young and stupid again :D

    having said all that....say that you thought the sun might help you feel better and due to the medications you are taking you fell asleep in the sun.....or when someone asks just answer "what sunburn?" :D
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    Indian Summer wrote:
    you passed out in the parking lot of your doctor's office, and nobody found you for three hours.

    Right? Or you passed out in the pharmacy parking lot.
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  • peacocoaNMO
    peacocoaNMO Posts: 99
    cutback wrote:
    haha that happened to me once....called in sick and went down to san diego to catch the padres....well 3rd base side at the foul pole is quite a sunny place :eek:.....i didn't care much though since my supervisor was trying to get rid of me anyway....that just helped his case :o ah to be young and stupid again :D

    having said all that....say that you thought the sun might help you feel better and due to the medications you are taking you fell asleep in the sun.....or when someone asks just answer "what sunburn?" :D

    yeah, i could say that i've been so sick the last few days that i've been really pale and this is just my natural color. but, i'm leaving that job in november so i guess i really don't care either.
  • pjoasisrule
    pjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    the solution.........call in again tomorrow
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  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    peacocoaNMO wrote:
    i played tennis and i got a sunburn. how the fuck do i explain that tomorrow?

    you should have prepared an explanation before you did what you did...
    sooner or later, you'll get busted...:D
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

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  • fuck
    fuck Posts: 4,069
    peacocoaNMO wrote:
    i played tennis and i got a sunburn. how the fuck do i explain that tomorrow?
    tell the boss you were at the beach with his wife.
  • HushBull
    HushBull Posts: 996
    Scream at your boss that they are racist. Your skin color and heritage are not up for discussion or debate. Oh and threaten to call Cochran... ;)
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    _outlaw wrote:
    tell the boss you were at the beach with his wife.

    you're funny! it'll ruin his chances of becoming employee of the month...
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    _outlaw wrote:
    tell the boss you were at the beach with his wife.

    "So, Mr. Griffin, where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
    *Looks at interviewers picture with his family at the beach*
    [Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing you're wife...]
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  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    HushBull wrote:
    Scream at your boss that they are racist. Your skin color and heritage are not up for discussion or debate. Oh and threaten to call Cochran... ;)

    haha winner!

    makeup won't do..

    isn't it summer there?

    pretend your Andrew Symonds for the day
    wah
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    tell them you sleepwalked into a volcano.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    I had a sick day at school once. Went to the cricket, Australia vs West Indies at the S.C.G if I recall correctly. So after sitting out in the sun for 6plus hours. I got fucking burnt to the shithouse. So, I told my teachers the next day that I fell asleep out in the sun while reading a book. They all fell for it.
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  • ReleaseMe...
    ReleaseMe... Posts: 494
    theres nothing wrong with sitting outside just cause you are sick.....its the playing tennis part that you wouldnt have done if you were sick, so you were sitting in your backyard all day
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,640
    This is interesting because I plan on calling in sick on Friday to go on a 4 night binge down the shore for an Irish festival. Anyone have any excuses I can use that'll sound legit? Especially taking off on a Friday.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HushBull wrote:
    Scream at your boss that they are racist. Your skin color and heritage are not up for discussion or debate. Oh and threaten to call Cochran... ;)

    thats perfect! LOL @ Cochran! :D



    p.s this thread is freakin funny!
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    the CAT scanner overheated
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  • Wilds
    Wilds Posts: 4,329
    In high school in the Boston area it is a tradition to skip school for the Sox opening day.

    My twin and I and a couple of friends did it every year.

    It just so happens that we used to bring nets to snag foul balls. Before the game Mike Lynch of Chanel five is interviewing us about the nets when Mike Greenwell (I think) crushes a ball right at us. Everyone ducks including my buddy but the ball goes right into his net.

    It was all captured on video and was the lead story. In fact 10 years later Lynch had it in his top 5 wacky moments or something.

    Anyway the next day we all get called down to the principles office.

    He had a big laugh. He was jealous of us.

    Good times.

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