so i called in sick to work today and
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i played tennis and i got a sunburn. how the fuck do i explain that tomorrow?
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having said all that....say that you thought the sun might help you feel better and due to the medications you are taking you fell asleep in the sun.....or when someone asks just answer "what sunburn?"
Right? Or you passed out in the pharmacy parking lot.
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yeah, i could say that i've been so sick the last few days that i've been really pale and this is just my natural color. but, i'm leaving that job in november so i guess i really don't care either.
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you should have prepared an explanation before you did what you did...
sooner or later, you'll get busted...:D
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you're funny! it'll ruin his chances of becoming employee of the month...
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isn't it summer there?
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My twin and I and a couple of friends did it every year.
It just so happens that we used to bring nets to snag foul balls. Before the game Mike Lynch of Chanel five is interviewing us about the nets when Mike Greenwell (I think) crushes a ball right at us. Everyone ducks including my buddy but the ball goes right into his net.
It was all captured on video and was the lead story. In fact 10 years later Lynch had it in his top 5 wacky moments or something.
Anyway the next day we all get called down to the principles office.
He had a big laugh. He was jealous of us.
Good times.
I didn't bother explaining it. No one asked though.
To keep you clear of the sun
You've been burned more than once
You don't think much of trust