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  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    eMMI wrote:
    maybe you oughta make an appearance more often to whip us back in line. :p

    *Gets superwhip out of back of car*

    Last time you said it hurt to much, but if you insist.......assume the position :D

    *jrd & dunk, take off the macks and come out from behind that bush ;))
    I need a coffee!
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Irish Al wrote:
    *Gets superwhip out of back of car*

    Last time you said it hurt to much, but if you insist.......assume the position :D

    *jrd & dunk, take off the macks and come out from behind that bush ;))

    I think the problem is in your technique.. or in the fact that you insist on using the superwhip instead of a regular one. :rolleyes:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    *emerges from shrubbery*

    two days since the whipping and no action on this thread... everyone tired and shagged out ?

    feeling slightly hungover and it's only wednesday :(

    think i need whipping into shape.
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    jrd wrote:
    *emerges from shrubbery*

    two days since the whipping and no action on this thread... everyone tired and shagged out ?

    feeling slightly hungover and it's only wednesday :(

    think i need whipping into shape.

    I think Al and his superwhip may be able to help you there :eek:
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    jrd wrote:
    *emerges from shrubbery*

    two days since the whipping and no action on this thread... everyone tired and shagged out ?

    feeling slightly hungover and it's only wednesday :(

    think i need whipping into shape.

    Not normal thing...but....what the fuck....bend over your piece of shit and take whats given to you :D
    I need a coffee!
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    jrd wrote:
    *emerges from shrubbery*

    'shrubbery' has got to be one of the greatest words in the history of.. the English language.


    :D


    woo, -5 degrees today, nearly snow time.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    Irish Al wrote:
    Not normal thing...but....what the fuck....bend over your piece of shit and take whats given to you :D

    thanks, Al, that's much better. but now i can't sit down, is there anything i can rub into the welts to make using a chair a possibility ?

    :eek:
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    jrd wrote:
    thanks, Al, that's much better. but now i can't sit down, is there anything i can rub into the welts to make using a chair a possibility ?

    :eek:

    Melt some chocolate and cheese together and get dunk to rub it on...he has a magic tongue ;)
    I need a coffee!
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Irish Al wrote:
    Melt some chocolate and cheese together and get dunk to rub it on...he has a magic tongue ;)

    :eek:

    Such mental images.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    :eek:

    I'm afraid that this thread is soon crossing the line from "innocent smut" to "porn". :o


    :eek:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    eMMI wrote:
    :

    I'm afraid that this thread is soon crossing the line from "innocent smut" to "porn".

    WooHoo :D:D:D:D:D
    I need a coffee!
  • chime
    chime Posts: 7,839
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    :eek:

    Such mental images.

    The boys eeem to be enjoying themselves :p
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Irish Al wrote:
    WooHoo : D : D : D : D : D

    oh very cute. :rolleyes:

    don't expect to see me around here much then.





    :p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Chime wrote:
    The boys eeem to be enjoying themselves :p

    and that cannot be good. :eek:

    :D
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Chime wrote:
    The boys eeem to be enjoying themselves :p

    Yeah, a little too much though.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    eMMI wrote:
    oh very cute. :rolleyes:

    don't expect to see me around here much then.
    :p

    You're still here...as is Surfy and Chimey came out of the woods fairly sharpish too :cool:
    I need a coffee!
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Irish Al wrote:
    You're still here...as is Surfy and Chimey came out of the woods fairly sharpish too :cool:

    it's not "porn" yet, love. :p

    yes, I can see they're here. and I can also see that your "smut buddies" aren't.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    eMMI wrote:
    it's not "porn" yet, love. :p

    yes, I can see they're here. and I can also see that your "smut buddies" aren't.

    Why are you denying that you 3 are my smut buddies??!!
    I need a coffee!
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Irish Al wrote:
    Why are you denying that you 3 are my smut buddies??!!

    lol. cause I'm not. :p (that's my story and I'm sticking to it. ;) )
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Irish Al wrote:
    Why are you denying that you 3 are my smut buddies??!!

    Wow, I never thought I would live to see the day I was called a smut buddie :D

    I like it :p
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.

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