Best Break-up Lines

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  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    Where's you're better break up line? :D




    ur not colour coordinating with my knickers
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    ur not colour coordinating with my knickers

    Nice one!
  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    Nice one!



    te he he
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    te he he

    What about this:
    "My (...) doesn't fit in your (...)..."
  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    What about this:
    "My (...) doesn't fit in your (...)..."



    ooo err!
    , ive never been in that situation....

    unfortunately!
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    ooo err!
    , ive never been in that situation....

    unfortunately!

    How do you know what I mean? The missing words are "suitcase" and "car" :D
  • inmyrvm
    inmyrvm Posts: 1,040
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I thought "is that about me?!"


    Then realised it was a break up line....


    .... or was it?


    hehe! :p

    (please tell me you haven't used that on a woman.....)
    hahaha no i haven't used it, but if i ever did hear it i would probably pee myself laughing (i have a horrible sense of humor). although i should definitely be sober if i ever have to break up with a girl cause that one may come out if i'm mad enough. this is a non issue right now though thank god. would the line i have herpes be a good breakup line too? (i don't, just sayin)
    "Fuck the talkin' let's start rockin" - Eddie Vedder 9-5-00 Pittsburgh
    4/26/03 Pittsburgh 5/3/03 State College 7/12/03 Hershey 10/1/04 Reading 9/28/05 Pittsburgh 5/20/06 Cleveland 6/23/06 Pittsburgh 6/22/08 DC

    friends don't let friends listen to good charlotte
  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    How do you know what I mean? The missing words are "suitcase" and "car" :D


    lol!
    ah, that would be my mind running away with me a little there....

    still, it was a nice thought for a moment
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    lol!
    ah, that would be my mind running away with me a little there....

    still, it was a nice thought for a moment

    You dirrrty little girl!!! :D


    "It's time we break up, you still don't like bands as Pearl Jam and Neil Young..."
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    disconnected wrote:
    What about this:
    "My (...) doesn't fit in your (...)..."
    expenses, budget

    :D
  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    You dirrrty little girl!!! :D


    "It's time we break up, you still don't like bands as Pearl Jam and Neil Young..."



    thats me!!!
  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    "Big Ole Butt" - LL Cool J

    Lisa got a big ole butt
    I know I told you Id be true
    But lisa got a big ole butt
    So Im leavin you
    See ya
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    "I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me."
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    thats me!!!

    You like them both??? Or you mean you are dirty?
  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    You like them both??? Or you mean you are dirty?


    nah im not dirty, but i am a little girl....

    though i have my moments....

    i love gardening...you get dirty.... unforunately dirt comes with the territory
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    nah im not dirty, but i am a little girl....

    though i have my moments....

    i love gardening...you get dirty.... unforunately dirt comes with the territory

    yeah yeah, I know it, you're just dirty! :p
  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    yeah yeah, I know it, you're just dirty! :p



    lol!
    ive no one else to blame for this but myself have i!?

    ....im not, im really really not.... i kinda wish i was, just to sound more interesting!
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,014
    tish wrote:
    (While sitting next to BF) "Whoever here has a GF raise your hand." (BF starts to raise hand) "Ah ah ah... Not so Fast!"


    funny.....but this is a straight rip from the South Park episode Quintuplets 2000. Randy breaks the death of the girls' grandmother to them like that.

    "Everyone who has a grandmother step forward."

    (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and the five girls step forward)

    "Not so fast girls," says Randy
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    lol!
    ive no one else to blame for this but myself have i!?

    ....im not, im really really not.... i kinda wish i was, just to sound more interesting!

    well, eh, gardening sounded intresting??
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    It's not me, it's you.
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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