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Best Break-up Lines

SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,796
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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    tish wrote:
    (While sitting next to BF) "Whoever here has a GF raise your hand." (BF starts to raise hand) "Ah ah ah... Not so Fast!"

    AWESOME!
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    You know how I loved you the first moment I saw you? I don't anymore.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    tish wrote:
    (While sitting next to BF) "Whoever here has a GF raise your hand." (BF starts to raise hand) "Ah ah ah... Not so Fast!"

    Wicked woman! :mad:
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,796
    Good one!
  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Guy: Happy Birthday, babe.
    Girl: Oh thanks!
    *opens box*
    Girl: A boot?
    Guy: You got the boot, babe!







    Word.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    'So, best break-up lines. Go!'

    'I think we should break up.'

    'Fine then!' *slams the door*

    Job done.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Guy: Happy Birthday, babe.
    Girl: Oh thanks!
    *opens box*
    Girl: A boot?
    Guy: You got the boot, babe!







    Word.

    sorry tish, this takes the cake.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Guy: Happy Birthday, babe.
    Girl: Oh thanks!
    *opens box*
    Girl: A boot?
    Guy: You got the boot, babe!

    DAMN!
    that shit would scar a girl for life.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "It's not you, It's me."


    :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • surferdudesurferdude Posts: 2,057
    My buddy's ex-wife used this, "So I'm fucking someone else."
    “One good thing about music,
    when it hits you, you feel to pain.
    So brutalize me with music.”
    ~ Bob Marley
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    surferdude wrote:
    My buddy's ex-wife used this, "So I'm fucking someone else."

    that works.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    I think the "I had wasted 10 years of my life with someone and never knew who I was...I still don't. I can't be any good to anyone if I don't even know who I am. I need to be alone" is a classic one. It actually translates into "I started dating someone else because I'm scared to be alone but I don't want to date you anymore".
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,160
    surferdude wrote:
    My buddy's ex-wife used this, "So I'm fucking someone else."


    Just make sure there are no loaded fire arms in the home ;)
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Just make sure there are no loaded fire arms in the home ;)

    on that note, Tish, should have placed a disclaimer in this thread saying "Some Of These Suggestions May Be Harmful And Dangerous."
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    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    LongRd. wrote:
    on that note, Tish, should have placed a disclaimer in this thread saying "Some Of These Suggestions May Be Harmful And Dangerous."


    That's true

    This day and age someone might sue her !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I used to love her,
    but i had to kill her
    I used to love her,
    but i had to kill her
    I had to put her, six feet under
    and I can still hear her complain

    I used to love her, (whoa yeah)
    but I had to kill her
    I used to love her, (oooo yeah)
    but I had to kill her
    I knew I'd miss her,
    So I had to keep her
    She's buried right in my backyard
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I used to love her,
    but i had to kill her
    I used to love her,
    but i had to kill her
    I had to put her, six feet under
    and I can still hear her complain

    I used to love her, (whoa yeah)
    but I had to kill her
    I used to love her, (oooo yeah)
    but I had to kill her
    I knew I'd miss her,
    So I had to keep her
    She's buried right in my backyard

    Axl did slapped around a lot of b*t*hes in his life.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,796
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    That's true

    This day and age someone might sue her !

    I should be so lucky...
  • chinobaezachinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    "you are too good for me, I don't deserve you"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    chinobaeza wrote:
    "you are too good for me, I don't deserve you"
    I've heard that a couple of times. :(
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    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    As a wise man once said "Welcome to dumpville population.... you"
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  • sexysurfergirlsexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    youre too nice!??!






    (surely a person cant be tooo nice!)
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    youre too nice!??!

    (surely a person cant be tooo nice!)

    uhuh *nods ruefully* I've had that used on me... :(

    Personally I'm a fan of:

    "I'm just popping out for some bread...." *walks out, shuts door, never returns*

    L:DL
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • inmyrvminmyrvm Posts: 933
    you're a dirty whore
    "Fuck the talkin' let's start rockin" - Eddie Vedder 9-5-00 Pittsburgh
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  • sexysurfergirlsexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    inmyrvm wrote:
    you're a dirty whore


    ooo errr!
  • wavescamecrashingwavescamecrashing Posts: 440
    'we need to get married because i'm a Christian now and if you want our relatio nship to work, you will commit'

    'FUCK OFF!'
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    inmyrvm wrote:
    you're a dirty whore

    I thought "is that about me?!"


    Then realised it was a break up line....


    .... or was it?


    hehe! :p

    (please tell me you haven't used that on a woman.....)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • PJSerfPJSerf Posts: 637
    I've joined Greenpeace and will be gone for 3 years, don't wait for me.
    "If you love someone, set them free... if someone loves you, don't fuck up" - EV
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    PJSerf wrote:
    I've joined Greenpeace and will be gone for 3 years, don't wait for me.

    LOL

    this thread is hilarious!!!! :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • disconnecteddisconnected Posts: 2,875
    "You don't match with my blankets"
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