Best Break-up Lines

Spunkie
Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
edited October 2023 in All Encompassing Trip


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I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
Gurgle Gurgle
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    tish wrote:
    (While sitting next to BF) "Whoever here has a GF raise your hand." (BF starts to raise hand) "Ah ah ah... Not so Fast!"

    AWESOME!
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    You know how I loved you the first moment I saw you? I don't anymore.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    tish wrote:
    (While sitting next to BF) "Whoever here has a GF raise your hand." (BF starts to raise hand) "Ah ah ah... Not so Fast!"

    Wicked woman! :mad:
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Good one!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • DaytimeDilemma
    DaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Guy: Happy Birthday, babe.
    Girl: Oh thanks!
    *opens box*
    Girl: A boot?
    Guy: You got the boot, babe!







    Word.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    'So, best break-up lines. Go!'

    'I think we should break up.'

    'Fine then!' *slams the door*

    Job done.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Guy: Happy Birthday, babe.
    Girl: Oh thanks!
    *opens box*
    Girl: A boot?
    Guy: You got the boot, babe!







    Word.

    sorry tish, this takes the cake.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Guy: Happy Birthday, babe.
    Girl: Oh thanks!
    *opens box*
    Girl: A boot?
    Guy: You got the boot, babe!

    DAMN!
    that shit would scar a girl for life.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "It's not you, It's me."


    :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • surferdude
    surferdude Posts: 2,057
    My buddy's ex-wife used this, "So I'm fucking someone else."
    “One good thing about music,
    when it hits you, you feel to pain.
    So brutalize me with music.”
    ~ Bob Marley
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    surferdude wrote:
    My buddy's ex-wife used this, "So I'm fucking someone else."

    that works.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    I think the "I had wasted 10 years of my life with someone and never knew who I was...I still don't. I can't be any good to anyone if I don't even know who I am. I need to be alone" is a classic one. It actually translates into "I started dating someone else because I'm scared to be alone but I don't want to date you anymore".
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,188
    surferdude wrote:
    My buddy's ex-wife used this, "So I'm fucking someone else."


    Just make sure there are no loaded fire arms in the home ;)
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  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Just make sure there are no loaded fire arms in the home ;)

    on that note, Tish, should have placed a disclaimer in this thread saying "Some Of These Suggestions May Be Harmful And Dangerous."
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    LongRd. wrote:
    on that note, Tish, should have placed a disclaimer in this thread saying "Some Of These Suggestions May Be Harmful And Dangerous."


    That's true

    This day and age someone might sue her !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I used to love her,
    but i had to kill her
    I used to love her,
    but i had to kill her
    I had to put her, six feet under
    and I can still hear her complain

    I used to love her, (whoa yeah)
    but I had to kill her
    I used to love her, (oooo yeah)
    but I had to kill her
    I knew I'd miss her,
    So I had to keep her
    She's buried right in my backyard
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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I used to love her,
    but i had to kill her
    I used to love her,
    but i had to kill her
    I had to put her, six feet under
    and I can still hear her complain

    I used to love her, (whoa yeah)
    but I had to kill her
    I used to love her, (oooo yeah)
    but I had to kill her
    I knew I'd miss her,
    So I had to keep her
    She's buried right in my backyard

    Axl did slapped around a lot of b*t*hes in his life.
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    That's true

    This day and age someone might sue her !

    I should be so lucky...
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    "you are too good for me, I don't deserve you"
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    chinobaeza wrote:
    "you are too good for me, I don't deserve you"
    I've heard that a couple of times. :(
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