So I met this girl at the bar this weekend...

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  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    That's what I was going for :)


    Besides, some people are into that. I'm not going to post a link for fear of banning but everyone feel free to google "urolagnia". Not suitable for work/children.


    Puh-leeze!
    It's water-sports in the Village Voice. Some people like to have people pee on them.

    And by the way, a band whose singer's favorite word in the English language is fuck, should not have to worry about posting things for children.
    Also, the first thing that comes up is wikipedia, it ain't that bad.
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    alright the visual i have pictures a tall girl and a short urinal...how else could this possibly happen??? please help!

    Couldn't it be an average girl, and then you know how some bathrooms at the end of the line have the even shorter urinal for the kids? Using that one...
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    alright the visual i have pictures a tall girl and a short urinal...how else could this possibly happen??? please help!
    like uncle buck? :eek:
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    It was a little less hovering and more of a little bit of squat and more bending over with her hands on her knees to aim back... Sorry I know you think it's gross, but I guess its for the other people who think it isn't. :p
    Oh I wasn't intending to be mean about who you are hanging with or anything like that.
    I am talking about GERMS AND FILTH.
    Believe me, more people have seen my tail naked in the breeze during a long day/night of drinking. And I have been in many men's bathrooms (to pee pervs)
    But a urinal would really never cross my mind.
    I wasn't trying to be rude to your company.

    Senrock! wtf??? That poor kid!
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    That's what I was going for :)


    Besides, some people are into that. I'm not going to post a link for fear of banning but everyone feel free to google "urolagnia". Not suitable for work/children.

    Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna regret Googling this? :p

    EDIT: Hey, wasn't that bad. We've all been there.
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  • peacocoaNMO
    peacocoaNMO Posts: 99
    i think we're all missing the biggest point here. did she go number 1 or did she take a dook?
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    smithnic wrote:
    Puh-leeze!
    It's water-sports in the Village Voice. Some people like to have people pee on them.

    And by the way, a band whose singer's favorite word in the English language is fuck, should not have to worry about posting things for children.
    Also, the first thing that comes up is wikipedia, it ain't that bad.

    Apparently some people like more than that. Like those steamers that you always hear about in Cleveland. Jack Black talks about it on one of the TD albums.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Oh I wasn't intending to be mean about who you are hanging with or anything like that.
    I am talking about GERMS AND FILTH.
    Believe me, more people have seen my tail naked in the breeze during a long day/night of drinking. And I have been in many men's bathrooms (to pee pervs)
    But a urinal would really never cross my mind.
    I wasn't trying to be rude to your company.

    Senrock! wtf??? That poor kid!

    LOL oh no, I know what you mean. I should have quoted whoever else was talking about the form of it. But yeah I getcha on that point. It's just friendly conversation and no rudeness came across. Plus I'm sure she won't be offended. She was only my company once. I don't really know her except for that night. :p

    Unless she visits here...that'd be odd.
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    SENROCK! wrote:
    hahaha that was my first thought! Maybe she was "elle" from 90210 but turns out as EM said, she's a chick!
    haha - someone sent me a video last week entitled "how to get rid of a one night stand" - it's a hot girl climbing out of bed and then peeing while standing in front of the toilet...the guy wakes up all groggy to see her doing this. Yup...I think that would work :p
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Couldn't it be an average girl, and then you know how some bathrooms at the end of the line have the even shorter urinal for the kids? Using that one...

    AHHHH...got it. BTW that is classic! My wife would have done that about 10 years ago when she was trying to impress me. Or vice versa.
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,130
    cant say I have a problem with that
    when you gotta go
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Here's hoping she squatted and wasn't able to go standing up
    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=TyHdeqLOk8U


    ;):eek:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    the things i've learned from the pit....not sure if this means i should get out more or stay inside more...:eek: :D
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=TyHdeqLOk8U


    ;):eek:
    That's it! Thank you :)
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    smithnic wrote:
    Puh-leeze!
    It's water-sports in the Village Voice. Some people like to have people pee on them.

    And by the way, a band whose singer's favorite word in the English language is fuck, should not have to worry about posting things for children.
    Also, the first thing that comes up is wikipedia, it ain't that bad.
    I know but it seems you can get banned for anything these days :D
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Why was the other thread deleted? I thought that was just as harmless as this one...
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Why was the other thread deleted? I thought that was just as harmless as this one...

    this one is probably next.....god forbid we should have fun convos here :rolleyes:
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    this one is probably next.....god forbid we should have fun convos here :rolleyes:

    That's what I figured...I actually thought this one would go before that since that one was actually just a question asked...Or maybe this topic is okay with them, they just don't want duplicate or similar threads? So Phantom...merge your question into this thread...It's on topic so it's not derailing a thread. So it won't be locked! :D
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    this one is probably next.....god forbid we should have fun convos here :rolleyes:

    Oh and to answer your question, you should get out more, not stay in. This is just a once in a great while thing. :p Or you can get out and avoid it all together by not hanging around Senrock. I feel this was her fault somehow. I'm not sure how yet, but I'll figure it out. :D
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    That's what I figured...I actually thought this one would go before that since that one was actually just a question asked...Or maybe this topic is okay with them, they just don't want duplicate or similar threads? So Phantom...merge your question into this thread...It's on topic so it's not derailing a thread. So it won't be locked! :D


    Damn that was gone fast !

    Just when it was getting good

    So when is it OK ?

    :p
    :D
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    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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