Wow nobody's gonna jump on it? Well I'll answer. Even with the lame joke like in the last one.
Apparently only 30 minutes after you meet them.
Really it's never been a big deal to me. We all do it so what's the big deal? Well with just peeing of course. Number 2, that's a different story. I don't see why anyone would wanna sit in on that, or why someone wouldn't want their privacy. But yeah about a month or so into my last relationship she ran in and went pee while I was in the shower, and it was no big deal since. And then the juvenile stuff would happen where I'd run by and open the door, we'd laugh it was over.
I guess I have my sister to thank for this, as she taught me that the bathroom doesn't have to be private at a young age. But that's another disgusting story for another day. That one would probably get locked quickly as well...or just no replies.
Oh yeah, definitely. She asked me for my number, so I'm waiting to see if she'll call and really was cool with it and goes on like nothing, or if I don't hear from her after she woke up Monday morning and remembered what she had done and was too embarassed to call.
But yes, I'm pretty sure the alcohol played a part in that.
I think it was a test. She was probably trying to judge where your threshold for freakiness might be. Next time you see her, if she has rubber gloves, vaseline, and a ball gag in her purse, I would be careful.
To pie I will reply
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
Yea, but aiming would have to be a best guess. And damn, pee the wrong way in a urinal and you will get awful splash back.
To pie I will reply
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
I think it was a test. She was probably trying to judge where your threshold for freakiness might be. Next time you see her, if she has rubber gloves, vaseline, and a ball gag in her purse, I would be careful.
Wow nobody's gonna jump on it? Well I'll answer. Even with the lame joke like in the last one.
Apparently only 30 minutes after you meet them.
Really it's never been a big deal to me. We all do it so what's the big deal? Well with just peeing of course. Number 2, that's a different story. I don't see why anyone would wanna sit in on that, or why someone wouldn't want their privacy. But yeah about a month or so into my last relationship she ran in and went pee while I was in the shower, and it was no big deal since. And then the juvenile stuff would happen where I'd run by and open the door, we'd laugh it was over.
I guess I have my sister to thank for this, as she taught me that the bathroom doesn't have to be private at a young age. But that's another disgusting story for another day. That one would probably get locked quickly as well...or just no replies.
if you see this girl again, ask her if she wants to play 'lion'. if she asks 'what's lion?', tell her to lie down and roar and you'll throw her the meat!!!
if you see this girl again, ask her if she wants to play 'lion'. if she asks 'what's lion?', tell her to lie down and roar and you'll throw her the meat!!!
hahahah, my co-worker just asked me what the hell I was laughing so hard at on that one. That one caught me off guard. Nice!
Wow nobody's gonna jump on it? Well I'll answer. Even with the lame joke like in the last one.
Apparently only 30 minutes after you meet them.
Really it's never been a big deal to me. We all do it so what's the big deal? Well with just peeing of course. Number 2, that's a different story. I don't see why anyone would wanna sit in on that, or why someone wouldn't want their privacy. But yeah about a month or so into my last relationship she ran in and went pee while I was in the shower, and it was no big deal since. And then the juvenile stuff would happen where I'd run by and open the door, we'd laugh it was over.
I guess I have my sister to thank for this, as she taught me that the bathroom doesn't have to be private at a young age. But that's another disgusting story for another day. That one would probably get locked quickly as well...or just no replies.
My wife is fine with it.....either way....Pretty much right from the start she was fine with it
Just not number 2
Sometimes though I do get bladder shy
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
And I was sitting at the table with her, and her friends when I excused myself to go to the restroom. Well this girl stands up as well and says, "me too! I gotta pee really bad. Lets go!"
Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."
So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed. She was just so cool with it. I finished and she simply goes, "Could you get me some TP please?" I did, handed it to her, and she was done. No embarassment at all. Washed our hands and took off.
I didn't know whether to be amazed, or what. But dude, she was cool about it. Walked right back out, sat down at the table and carried on with our night. Now that's an easy to get along with kinda girl. I like it when things aren't so uptight...including here.
So maybe this will lighten the mood. Seems like a few people are having a rough day. Post any stories you have of meeting someone.
Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."
So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed.
I've seen this happen quite a few times myself actually.
To me that mere act says that she does what she wants without being constrained by societal norms that make no sense whatsoever. Men and women do the same thing in there, why the need to have different rooms? What about trans-gendered individuals?
Exactly.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Did you get any residual stream spray on your shoes? I'm sort of an ignoramus on this subject but it's never seemed like the most controlled stream of liquid. More like a sputtering water pump
Hahah sputtering water pump cracked me up!
I like girls that don't take themselves seriously. Although, if this was a common occurence, I would be worried!
Cincinnati '03 Flooded venue!
Bridge School '06 Night 1 & 2
Venice '07 pummeled by the sleet!
Nijmegen '07
Werchter '07
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Oh and to answer your question, you should get out more, not stay in. This is just a once in a great while thing. Or you can get out and avoid it all together by not hanging around Senrock. I feel this was her fault somehow. I'm not sure how yet, but I'll figure it out.
And I was sitting at the table with her, and her friends when I excused myself to go to the restroom. Well this girl stands up as well and says, "me too! I gotta pee really bad. Lets go!"
Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."
So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed. She was just so cool with it. I finished and she simply goes, "Could you get me some TP please?" I did, handed it to her, and she was done. No embarassment at all. Washed our hands and took off.
I didn't know whether to be amazed, or what. But dude, she was cool about it. Walked right back out, sat down at the table and carried on with our night. Now that's an easy to get along with kinda girl. I like it when things aren't so uptight...including here.
So maybe this will lighten the mood. Seems like a few people are having a rough day. Post any stories you have of meeting someone.
what did she do with the TP?
I stood in the ladies' room line at a concert at Merriweather and it was too long. Another girl and I went into the men's room. It was disgusting. I was lucky the guys were decent human beings and acted right. It was just dirty and flooding. But I only did it b/c I did not want to miss the concert and I would never do that at a bar. Not sure I will ever do it again either.
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
I stood in the ladies' room line at a concert at Merriweather and it was too long. Another girl and I went into the men's room. It was disgusting. I was lucky the guys were decent human beings and acted right. It was just dirty and flooding. But I only did it b/c I did not want to miss the concert and I would never do that at a bar. Not sure I will ever do it again either.
Used it to clean up...then threw it in the toilet in the stall next to her.
Used it to clean up...then threw it in the toilet in the stall next to her.
the way she peed in front of you so casually reminded me of Kate Hudson in the hotel room in front of the main character in Almost Famous. I thought it was too casual. I don't go in front of my friends.
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
maybe this was asked, but I missed it. Was she drunk? I'm one of those people that really goes out on a limb when I'm drunk and will do daring things that I think look badass. Could that have been the case?
maybe this was asked, but I missed it. Was she drunk? I'm one of those people that really goes out on a limb when I'm drunk and will do daring things that I think look badass. Could that have been the case?
Yes she was drunk. Not crazy drunk yet, but she was drunk.
Yes she was drunk. Not crazy drunk yet, but she was drunk.
I have no concerns with using the mens room at a bar if the ladies room line is too long (typically the case). I've done it but I've tried to be sure there weren't too many guys in there at the time....no need to draw attention to it since you can get thrown out of a bar for using the wrong bathroom (at least around here anyway). however, I stop short of using a urinal....
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
I have no concerns with using the mens room at a bar if the ladies room line is too long (typically the case). I've done it but I've tried to be sure there weren't too many guys in there at the time....no need to draw attention to it since you can get thrown out of a bar for using the wrong bathroom (at least around here anyway). however, I stop short of using a urinal....
Yeah we were the only two in there. And I understand, I've seen girls use the guys bathroom plenty of times...just never in the urinal next to me.
Yeah we were the only two in there. And I understand, I've seen girls use the guys bathroom plenty of times...just never in the urinal next to me.
one of the times I did do it, there were no guys in there when I went in. As I was hovering in the stall, I heard a few guys come in. All the urinals were full when I exited the stall...still doing up my pants...racing for the sink to wash my hands "excuse me gentlemen, nothing to see here!". Pretty funny, I think a few of them were shocked enough to spray their shoes a bit.
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
No I didn't...she asked if I wanted to leave with her and her friends, but I said no, cause I was hanging out with my buddies who I haven't gotten out in a while alone so I didn't want to leave them hanging.
And no she didn't call. I'm not sure I was expecting her to, she brought up hanging out this weekend, but I said I was busy already, so she might have taken that, and the fact that I didn't go with her and her friends as a rejection and reason to not call. She goes to that bar a bit though as do I. So I'll probably run into her again anyway.
Back during the "hair days" I was given a ticket to see Bon Jovi's - New Jersey tour, and the bathroom lines for the women's bathroom were so long that the women started going into the men's room. Well then those started getting full, and several women started using the sinks. The Sinks!! Never seen anything like that since, but I was like 13 or 14 at the time and was in heaven. LOL!
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Wow nobody's gonna jump on it? Well I'll answer. Even with the lame joke like in the last one.
Apparently only 30 minutes after you meet them.
Really it's never been a big deal to me. We all do it so what's the big deal? Well with just peeing of course. Number 2, that's a different story. I don't see why anyone would wanna sit in on that, or why someone wouldn't want their privacy. But yeah about a month or so into my last relationship she ran in and went pee while I was in the shower, and it was no big deal since. And then the juvenile stuff would happen where I'd run by and open the door, we'd laugh it was over.
I guess I have my sister to thank for this, as she taught me that the bathroom doesn't have to be private at a young age. But that's another disgusting story for another day. That one would probably get locked quickly as well...or just no replies.
I think it was a test. She was probably trying to judge where your threshold for freakiness might be. Next time you see her, if she has rubber gloves, vaseline, and a ball gag in her purse, I would be careful.
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
Yea, but aiming would have to be a best guess. And damn, pee the wrong way in a urinal and you will get awful splash back.
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
LOL The advice is indeed noted.
if you see this girl again, ask her if she wants to play 'lion'. if she asks 'what's lion?', tell her to lie down and roar and you'll throw her the meat!!!
hahahah, my co-worker just asked me what the hell I was laughing so hard at on that one. That one caught me off guard. Nice!
hahaha that was classic.
My wife is fine with it.....either way....Pretty much right from the start she was fine with it
Just not number 2
Sometimes though I do get bladder shy
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I met one portuguese singer...was a great night..
I've seen this happen quite a few times myself actually.
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Exactly.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0
Hahah sputtering water pump cracked me up!
I like girls that don't take themselves seriously. Although, if this was a common occurence, I would be worried!
Bridge School '06 Night 1 & 2
Venice '07 pummeled by the sleet!
Nijmegen '07
Werchter '07
April Fools ~ LA1
what are you looking for an ass whippin'?
what did she do with the TP?
I stood in the ladies' room line at a concert at Merriweather and it was too long. Another girl and I went into the men's room. It was disgusting. I was lucky the guys were decent human beings and acted right. It was just dirty and flooding. But I only did it b/c I did not want to miss the concert and I would never do that at a bar. Not sure I will ever do it again either.
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
Yep...I felt like conquering a challenge today...I just might have gotten myself in too deep with that one though.
Used it to clean up...then threw it in the toilet in the stall next to her.
the way she peed in front of you so casually reminded me of Kate Hudson in the hotel room in front of the main character in Almost Famous. I thought it was too casual. I don't go in front of my friends.
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
Yes she was drunk. Not crazy drunk yet, but she was drunk.
I have no concerns with using the mens room at a bar if the ladies room line is too long (typically the case). I've done it but I've tried to be sure there weren't too many guys in there at the time....no need to draw attention to it since you can get thrown out of a bar for using the wrong bathroom (at least around here anyway). however, I stop short of using a urinal....
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
Did you bang her???? Did she call you yet?
Yeah we were the only two in there. And I understand, I've seen girls use the guys bathroom plenty of times...just never in the urinal next to me.
one of the times I did do it, there were no guys in there when I went in. As I was hovering in the stall, I heard a few guys come in. All the urinals were full when I exited the stall...still doing up my pants...racing for the sink to wash my hands "excuse me gentlemen, nothing to see here!". Pretty funny, I think a few of them were shocked enough to spray their shoes a bit.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
No I didn't...she asked if I wanted to leave with her and her friends, but I said no, cause I was hanging out with my buddies who I haven't gotten out in a while alone so I didn't want to leave them hanging.
And no she didn't call. I'm not sure I was expecting her to, she brought up hanging out this weekend, but I said I was busy already, so she might have taken that, and the fact that I didn't go with her and her friends as a rejection and reason to not call. She goes to that bar a bit though as do I. So I'll probably run into her again anyway.
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