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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
    ~ Harlan Ellison


    It is an irony, appreciated only by the French, that good manners are the basis of very good sex. In bed, the two most erotic words in any language are "thank you" and "please."
    ~ Hubert Downs


    If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
    ~ Catherine Aird


    I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
    ~ Hunter S. Thompson


    I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast.
    ~ Joni Rodgers
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    just got this in an e-mail, thank you becks. i LOVE it!


    "I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know
    that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that
    differentiate me from a doormat." - Rebecca West, 1913.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • nocode23
    nocode23 Posts: 411
    "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

    Homer J. Simpson
  • Thorns2010
    Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    Ok...way to many to read, so who knows if my couple quotes here were said before or not.
    'You see in me a god powerful to save you, if I am not one, I shall become one'
    Achilles-from The Iliad

    'Better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven'
    Lucifer-Paradise Lost
    'The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
    Lucifer-Paradise Lost
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    The most precious gift we can offer others is our presence. When mindfulness embraces those we love, they will bloom like flowers.
    ~ Thich Nhat Hanh
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
    ~ Richard Fleischer


    Sex is like money. Only too much is enough.
    ~ John Updike


    There are only two compliments you can receive from a woman. "I think you are a master chef" and "I think you're a great lay." The two basic drives in life.
    ~ Rod Steiger


    All the doors automatically open for a beautiful woman. I know it's very fashionable for good-looking ladies to say how hard it is to be beautiful, but that's not true.
    ~ Catherine Deneuve


    Two minutes of gooey near satisfaction followed by two weeks of haunting guilt is so much more easily attained at Haagen-Dazs.
    ~ Florence Campbell


    Personally, I like sex and I don't care what a man thinks of me as long as I get what I want from him - which is usually sex.
    ~ Valerie Perrine


    Adultery is the most conventional way to rise above the unconventional.
    ~Vladimir Nabokov
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two out and take care of the bedroom bit.
    ~ Jerry Hall


    If you want to know the secret to my success with women then don't smoke, don't take drugs, and don't be too particular.
    ~ George Best


    Love is time and space measured by the heart.
    ~ Marcel Proust


    For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches.
    ~ Stacy Nelkin


    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
    ~ Swami X
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • It's good to be anywhere. -K R
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    here it is! i got the first name right, and the basic gist of the quote in any case.......:p

    Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
    ~ Richard Fleischer


    Sex is like money. Only too much is enough.
    ~ John Updike



    There are only two compliments you can receive from a woman. "I think you are a master chef" and "I think you're a great lay." The two basic drives in life.
    ~ Rod Steiger


    All the doors automatically open for a beautiful woman. I know it's very fashionable for good-looking ladies to say how hard it is to be beautiful, but that's not true.
    ~ Catherine Deneuve


    Two minutes of gooey near satisfaction followed by two weeks of haunting guilt is so much more easily attained at Haagen-Dazs.
    ~ Florence Campbell


    Personally, I like sex and I don't care what a man thinks of me as long as I get what I want from him - which is usually sex.
    ~ Valerie Perrine


    Adultery is the most conventional way to rise above the unconventional.
    ~Vladimir Nabokov
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • tonadax
    tonadax Posts: 594
    Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be a man's last romance...
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Love is friendship plus sex.
    ~ Havelock Ellis


    Pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars.
    ~ Robertson Davies


    During sex my wife wants to talk to me. The other night she called me from a hotel.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield


    Sweaty is sexy.
    ~ Farrah Fawcett


    Today's unspeakable perversion is tomorrow's kink is next week's good clean fun.
    ~ Dab Savage
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    It's good to be anywhere. -K R

    nice, i like that
    wah
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    “Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?” - Fanny Bryce


    “One of the greatest feelings in life is the conviction that you have lived the life you wanted to live - with the rough and the smooth, the good and the bad - but yours, shaped by your own choices, and not someone else’s.” - Michael Ignatieff
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • alabama
    alabama Posts: 101
    "Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the shit."

    Ha! My mom told me once, "Life is a shit sandwich and every day's just another bite." Think she was a in a pretty bad mood at the time :)
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    that reminds me of my mom---when my brothers would say "I gotta get my shit together" my mom would tell them "well when you finally do, you can shove it!"

    such a loving mom! :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • "obviously you're not a golfer" - The Dude
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    unattributed....just got it from a coworker:

    Some people are like slinkies..... they are not really good for anything....but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

    :D
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    "One can always tell the prey of the hunting tigress, for they die not with a grimace, but a grin on their faces"
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    When life gives you lemons, make lemon flavored piss.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    My company makes a lot of seemingly irrational decisions and management changes every couple of months, plus we're all being told to meet our numbers "or else" -- basically we all have a gun to our heads. so people are fed up with it, talking about how management has no idea what is going on and so forth. The other day I found out my boss was told to "respect x company".... so I broke out the great one liner---

    "respect commands itself and can neither be given nor witheld when it is due"
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.