What's your most irrational fear?

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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Next time I see an orang-utan blow a raspberry in front of an audience as if it's the only thing in his comedy repertoire I will punch him on the nose - I don't care if there aren't any more forests in Borneo.

    hahahahahahahahaha!!! :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Super Vedder wrote:
    but it would have to have a polyester suit on aswell!!!!! :D
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Orang-utans in suits... Klaxons... This thread is my favourite thing ever.





    Next to monkeys.:D

    you're all really mean to me.... :(

    lol
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    that encapsulates everything I hate about chimps....

    how on earth can anybody hate a skateboarding/ice skating chimp????

    its beyond belief :confused:
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Super Vedder wrote:
    how on earth can anybody hate a skateboarding/ice skating chimp????

    its beyond belief :confused:

    Because chimps are wrong, I think mother nature was on acid they day she made em.... horrible horrible things. Filth.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Because chimps are wrong, I think mother nature was on acid they day she made em.... horrible horrible things. Filth.

    im quite literally stunned at your crazy thoughts!!!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Super Vedder wrote:
    im quite literally stunned at your crazy thoughts!!!

    why crazy? Apes scare the hell out of me and the thread is about irrational fears....
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    why crazy? Apes scare the hell out of me and the thread is about irrational fears....

    ok, well not crazy as in your crazy, i just cant comprehend why somebody would be scared of a chimp, especially one in a suit or any other kind of human clothing.

    but if we were all the same the world would be a very dull place wouldnt it?
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Super Vedder wrote:
    but if we were all the same the world would be a very dull place wouldnt it?


    not if we were chimps it wouldnt... i love them and their funny teeth expressions they do.

    i watched a documentary recently... thats all.. just wanted to tell you all that...

    no, it was about chimp colonies in Borneo or Chad or somewhere and they indulge in cannibalism... it was quite gruesome actually.. i mean who eats cold chimp... they didnt even cook it or anything... neanderthals.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    i am afraid of touching a cotton ball
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    bostonlou wrote:
    i am afraid of touching a cotton ball

    Hmm the connection between you and dunkman grows ever stronger, i think you would make a lovely couple ;)
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    dunkman wrote:
    not if we were chimps it wouldnt... i love them and their funny teeth expressions they do.

    .

    haha! they are class, i think i might see if i can buy one, whats the going rate for a chimp nowadays???
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    dunkman wrote:
    not if we were chimps it wouldnt... i love them and their funny teeth expressions they do.

    i watched a documentary recently... thats all.. just wanted to tell you all that...

    no, it was about chimp colonies in Borneo or Chad or somewhere and they indulge in cannibalism... it was quite gruesome actually.. i mean who eats cold chimp... they didnt even cook it or anything... neanderthals.

    Super Vedder wrote:
    ok, well not crazy as in your crazy, i just cant comprehend why somebody would be scared of a chimp, especially one in a suit or any other kind of human clothing.

    but if we were all the same the world would be a very dull place wouldnt it?


    I hate chimps, I find them scary... really scary. They're so human like, they don't look cute in suits (polyester or otherwise) they don't look cute skateboarding, they belong in the jungle, hunting and eating each other! (see, they're cannibals too, NEVER good) why can't you all see my fear?! they're gonna take over the world, have you never seen planet of the apes?! I watched that as a child.... It scared the life out of me.

    Actually... that could be a reason for my fear....

    Oh this is like therapy!!
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Everytime I fly by an airport and see a plane taking off, I fear that it is going to get shot down by one of those missles that is launched by a terrorist. Every single time. I get paralyzed with fear.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    Sock Puppets.
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • toaster
    toaster Posts: 152
    Dragonflies.

    "Normal" flies, spiders etc - no problem.
    Dragonflies - completly freakes me out.

    I'm not afraid of any other animals or bugs, but dragonflies; they're just scary.
  • eedhead
    eedhead Posts: 68
    in the shower having a wash and there is an electrical fault and i die from getting fried.

    it has actually made me hurry the fuck up washing meslelf and just getting outta there on at least 50 ossasions. Makes no sense to me and i dont know why i have this fear.
    " I demand to have more booze "
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    turns out i guess i do have an irrational fear - vampires. :[

    every night when i go to bed i pull the covers right up under my chin so they can't get me. i dont think they will but..... you just never know.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    My fears are rational. :eek:
    :D

    (Yet, I'm still on a rampage to kill 'em one by one...)
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  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    The thing that cleans the swimming pool. Ew, I got shivers just thinking about it.
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    Next!"
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Im afraid that my fear is irrational.
    Also im afraid that if I leave my guitar out when I dont use it and it gets too hot or too cold that it will die. (x_x)
    So yea im afraid my guitar will die of over exposure to heat or cold.....
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