You should be flattered by the masturbating, if nothing else.:p
I dunno, I could watch orang-utans for hours. They so funneee. Then again, I also find the word "klaxon" absolutely hilarious, so maybe I'm just easily pleased.:D
flattered? I'm sure...
Orang-utans are scary... they're so big, and orange, and they have those weird flappy bits at the sides of their faces, and they don't DO anything and their arms are too long.... eugh! *shudders*
Besides, Klaxon is a funny word... but you're still easily pleased
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Orang-utans are scary... they're so big, and orange, and they have those weird flappy bits at the sides of their faces, and they don't DO anything and their arms are too long.... eugh! *shudders*
Besides, Klaxon is a funny word... but you're still easily pleased
What if there was an orang-utan with a klaxon glued to its face?:D
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
the word 'irrational' ... this thread has scared the fucking life out of me... my therapy has been dealt a severe blow.
i'm scared of cotton wool as well
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
the word 'irrational' ... this thread has scared the fucking life out of me... my therapy has been dealt a severe blow.
i'm scared of cotton wool as well
I had a friend who was scared of cotton wool, I used to freak her out by chewing on it.
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I had a friend who was scared of cotton wool, I used to freak her out by chewing on it.
my entire body just got goose-pimples at that... urgh!!!
i used to think it wuld get snagged on my fingernails.... i fucking hate the stuff!!!
not a big fan of chalk either
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
my entire body just got goose-pimples at that... urgh!!!
i used to think it wuld get snagged on my fingernails.... i fucking hate the stuff!!!
not a big fan of chalk either
I'm going to have so much fun next time I see you
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i'm like Superman without the special powers and shit hair, in that chalk and cotton wool are my sworn enemies... well his was Kryptonite... sooo i'm nothing like Superman am I?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i also have a fear of prostitutes who are virgins...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i'm like Superman without the special powers and shit hair, in that chalk and cotton wool are my sworn enemies... well his was Kryptonite... sooo i'm nothing like Superman am I?
The only similarity I can see is that both your names end in man!
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Next time I see an orang-utan blow a raspberry in front of an audience as if it's the only thing in his comedy repertoire I will punch him on the nose - I don't care if there aren't any more forests in Borneo.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Next time I see an orang-utan blow a raspberry in front of an audience as if it's the only thing in his comedy repertoire I will punch him on the nose - I don't care if there aren't any more forests in Borneo.
What if he also does a special dance?
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
It depends what kind of dance. I'm picky. If it was ballet, my fear is that his imperfect posture would hamper his chances.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
but it would have to have a polyester suit on aswell!!!!!
Please stop with the polyester suits.... you're making me cry...
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Somehow, the Japanese just makes it even more excellent.:p
that encapsulates everything I hate about chimps....
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Next time I see an orang-utan blow a raspberry in front of an audience as if it's the only thing in his comedy repertoire I will punch him on the nose - I don't care if there aren't any more forests in Borneo.
hahahahahahahahaha!!!
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Orang-utans in suits... Klaxons... This thread is my favourite thing ever.
Next to monkeys.:D
you're all really mean to me.... :(
lol
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
how on earth can anybody hate a skateboarding/ice skating chimp????
its beyond belief
Because chimps are wrong, I think mother nature was on acid they day she made em.... horrible horrible things. Filth.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
im quite literally stunned at your crazy thoughts!!!
why crazy? Apes scare the hell out of me and the thread is about irrational fears....
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
why crazy? Apes scare the hell out of me and the thread is about irrational fears....
ok, well not crazy as in your crazy, i just cant comprehend why somebody would be scared of a chimp, especially one in a suit or any other kind of human clothing.
but if we were all the same the world would be a very dull place wouldnt it?
but if we were all the same the world would be a very dull place wouldnt it?
not if we were chimps it wouldnt... i love them and their funny teeth expressions they do.
i watched a documentary recently... thats all.. just wanted to tell you all that...
no, it was about chimp colonies in Borneo or Chad or somewhere and they indulge in cannibalism... it was quite gruesome actually.. i mean who eats cold chimp... they didnt even cook it or anything... neanderthals.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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flattered? I'm sure...
Orang-utans are scary... they're so big, and orange, and they have those weird flappy bits at the sides of their faces, and they don't DO anything and their arms are too long.... eugh! *shudders*
Besides, Klaxon is a funny word... but you're still easily pleased
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
No joke. They terrify me.
But I'd better get over that fast. My best friend from high school just had a baby and my best friend from college's wife is pregnant.
Holy CRAP!
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
What if there was an orang-utan with a klaxon glued to its face?:D
but it would have to have a polyester suit on aswell!!!!!
i'm scared of cotton wool as well
Orang-utans in suits... Klaxons... This thread is my favourite thing ever.
Next to monkeys.:D
I had a friend who was scared of cotton wool, I used to freak her out by chewing on it.
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
my entire body just got goose-pimples at that... urgh!!!
i used to think it wuld get snagged on my fingernails.... i fucking hate the stuff!!!
not a big fan of chalk either
I'm going to have so much fun next time I see you
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
i'm like Superman without the special powers and shit hair, in that chalk and cotton wool are my sworn enemies... well his was Kryptonite... sooo i'm nothing like Superman am I?
just reading "Orang-utans in suits" makes me laugh, how cool would that be? i wish i had one in my office now instead of the fuckin idiots sat here
Look at this, and tell me apes are scary: http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=9YK4-DN2SAI
Somehow, the Japanese just makes it even more excellent.:p
The only similarity I can see is that both your names end in man!
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
What if he also does a special dance?
Even ice hockey loooks fun when ya throw a chimp into the mix!!!!!!
thats quite some feat on its own!
It depends what kind of dance. I'm picky. If it was ballet, my fear is that his imperfect posture would hamper his chances.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Please stop with the polyester suits.... you're making me cry...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
that encapsulates everything I hate about chimps....
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
hahahahahahahahaha!!!
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
you're all really mean to me.... :(
lol
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
how on earth can anybody hate a skateboarding/ice skating chimp????
its beyond belief
Because chimps are wrong, I think mother nature was on acid they day she made em.... horrible horrible things. Filth.
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
im quite literally stunned at your crazy thoughts!!!
why crazy? Apes scare the hell out of me and the thread is about irrational fears....
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
ok, well not crazy as in your crazy, i just cant comprehend why somebody would be scared of a chimp, especially one in a suit or any other kind of human clothing.
but if we were all the same the world would be a very dull place wouldnt it?
not if we were chimps it wouldnt... i love them and their funny teeth expressions they do.
i watched a documentary recently... thats all.. just wanted to tell you all that...
no, it was about chimp colonies in Borneo or Chad or somewhere and they indulge in cannibalism... it was quite gruesome actually.. i mean who eats cold chimp... they didnt even cook it or anything... neanderthals.
Hmm the connection between you and dunkman grows ever stronger, i think you would make a lovely couple