So I met this girl at the bar this weekend...

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  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Used it to clean up...then threw it in the toilet in the stall next to her.


    the way she peed in front of you so casually reminded me of Kate Hudson in the hotel room in front of the main character in Almost Famous. I thought it was too casual. I don't go in front of my friends.
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  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    maybe this was asked, but I missed it. Was she drunk? I'm one of those people that really goes out on a limb when I'm drunk and will do daring things that I think look badass. Could that have been the case?
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    GraySaturday wrote:
    maybe this was asked, but I missed it. Was she drunk? I'm one of those people that really goes out on a limb when I'm drunk and will do daring things that I think look badass. Could that have been the case?

    Yes she was drunk. Not crazy drunk yet, but she was drunk.
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Yes she was drunk. Not crazy drunk yet, but she was drunk.

    I have no concerns with using the mens room at a bar if the ladies room line is too long (typically the case). I've done it but I've tried to be sure there weren't too many guys in there at the time....no need to draw attention to it since you can get thrown out of a bar for using the wrong bathroom (at least around here anyway). however, I stop short of using a urinal....
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • 3inputchick
    3inputchick Posts: 845
    I dont have time to back read....

    Did you bang her???? Did she call you yet?
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Whizbang wrote:
    I have no concerns with using the mens room at a bar if the ladies room line is too long (typically the case). I've done it but I've tried to be sure there weren't too many guys in there at the time....no need to draw attention to it since you can get thrown out of a bar for using the wrong bathroom (at least around here anyway). however, I stop short of using a urinal....

    Yeah we were the only two in there. And I understand, I've seen girls use the guys bathroom plenty of times...just never in the urinal next to me.
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Yeah we were the only two in there. And I understand, I've seen girls use the guys bathroom plenty of times...just never in the urinal next to me.

    one of the times I did do it, there were no guys in there when I went in. As I was hovering in the stall, I heard a few guys come in. All the urinals were full when I exited the stall...still doing up my pants...racing for the sink to wash my hands "excuse me gentlemen, nothing to see here!". Pretty funny, I think a few of them were shocked enough to spray their shoes a bit.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    3inputchick wrote:
    I dont have time to back read....

    Did you bang her???? Did she call you yet?

    No I didn't...she asked if I wanted to leave with her and her friends, but I said no, cause I was hanging out with my buddies who I haven't gotten out in a while alone so I didn't want to leave them hanging.

    And no she didn't call. I'm not sure I was expecting her to, she brought up hanging out this weekend, but I said I was busy already, so she might have taken that, and the fact that I didn't go with her and her friends as a rejection and reason to not call. She goes to that bar a bit though as do I. So I'll probably run into her again anyway.
  • russmc
    russmc Posts: 91
    Back during the "hair days" I was given a ticket to see Bon Jovi's - New Jersey tour, and the bathroom lines for the women's bathroom were so long that the women started going into the men's room. Well then those started getting full, and several women started using the sinks. The Sinks!! Never seen anything like that since, but I was like 13 or 14 at the time and was in heaven. LOL!
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  • cuyler41
    cuyler41 Posts: 388
    Just be happy she didn't have to take a dump.
  • holtz
    holtz Posts: 509
    smithnic wrote:
    Puh-leeze!
    It's water-sports in the Village Voice. Some people like to have people pee on them.

    I had a girl ask me to pee on her once, she told me she just wanted to try it out and see what it was like.
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    maybe she needs one of these next time
    http://www.shepee.co.uk/

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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    AllNiteThing wrote:
    She's a keeper! :D

    I get the easy going chick thing, but this actually sounds kinda gross.
    Agreed :o . I've used the cubicle in the mens room a few times... when the queue for the women's is so long I'll more than likely piss myself before my turn comes around... never had a problem with it. Just once a male toilet attendant was giving out to me... I gave him a fiver and he was suddenly fine with it :D

    But... the urinal??? :eek:
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh and to answer your question, you should get out more, not stay in. This is just a once in a great while thing. :p Or you can get out and avoid it all together by not hanging around Senrock. I feel this was her fault somehow. I'm not sure how yet, but I'll figure it out. :D
    WTF?!! :eek: ARE U AND HOOKER TEAMING UP AGAINST ME????? IM NOT "STONE"!!!!! Thats it.
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  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    I'm so glad my search is over. This thread re-affirms that. :D
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  • EvilMerlin
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    SENROCK! wrote:
    WTF?!! :eek: ARE U AND HOOKER TEAMING UP AGAINST ME????? IM NOT "STONE"!!!!! Thats it.

    No we're not teaming up against you...it just looks like you've got multiple people coming in at multiple angles! :p

    But shhhhhhhhhh! Don't blow the plan, geeez. We're trying to get CB out remember? It's gotta be eased into... :D
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    fanch75 wrote:
    I'm so glad my search is over. This thread re-affirms that. :D

    Oh come on! You know you miss those interesting nights once in a while. :p
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh come on! You know you miss those interesting nights once in a while. :p


    I do miss interesting nights...............
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    PJPixie wrote:
    I do miss interesting nights...............

    I can take you out on an interesting night...
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I can take you out on an interesting night...

    Really now??? :D
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