Every Kiss Begins With Kay

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Music For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
So I'm watching the Lions/Cowboys game and during a commercial break I had the misfortune of viewing a Kay Jewelry commercial, which claimed "every kiss begins with kay."

I gotta say I certainly hope this isn't true.

In fact, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say MOST kisses DON'T begin with Kay.

Discuss.
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  • I'm screwed if they do... there's no hope for me.
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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    no, it's not true. though it is true that most last kisses begin with kay. cos god knows once she gets that rock she's never putting out again.
  • So I'm watching the Lions/Cowboys game and during a commercial break I had the misfortune of viewing a Kay Jewelry commercial, which claimed "every kiss begins with kay."

    I gotta say I certainly hope this isn't true.

    In fact, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say MOST kisses DON'T begin with Kay.

    Discuss.


    Being a single person I can't stand those commercials. lol
  • yes i can prosmise yuo that EACH and EVREY kiss realy does begin ewith KAY!

    she si ym ex-girlfriend and she a stupid whore!
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Not sure about other languages, but German Küss begins with K.

    I gave my last girlfriend a plastic ring from a $1.00 candy surprise bag.
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  • culot4
    culot4 Posts: 775
    If you don't get your girl a diamond or a Lexus, you're pretty much screwed. I'm supposed to be happy with getting a Braun electric razor though. I'd love to see the commercial where the girl is happy because she got a blender from Wal Mart. Thanks a lot tv, its not hard enough already.
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    culot4 wrote:
    If you don't get your girl a diamond or a Lexus, you're pretty much screwed. I'm supposed to be happy with getting a Braun electric razor though. I'd love to see the commercial where the girl is happy because she got a blender from Wal Mart. Thanks a lot tv, its not hard enough already.

    It's actually all the Da Beers corporation. I've brought this up here before.

    The Da Beers corporation controls 80% of the diamond industry and sets the market price on diamonds.

    Diamonds are really just compressed carbon. They are formed in kimberlite pipes in the earth under extreme heat and pressure. Methods have already been developed to create "synthetic diamonds" using the same process. http://www.lifegem.com does this with the ashes of cremated human beings.

    In the past people would pawn their diamonds if their relationship was terminated. Da Beers started a marketing campaign "A Diamond Is Forever" to encourage people to keep their diamonds. Similarly they created the marketing campaign "A Girl's Best Friend" to convince women that diamonds were better than other gemstones. It used to be that other gemstones were more popular because they were colourful and diamonds were considered bland. The rarity of diamonds is no greater than other stones.

    So you can thank Da Beers for the diamond parasite in our culture. Even though women might become aware of these facts, they don't lose their affinity for diamonds, proving that Da Beers succeeded in programming the culture.
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  • Meh, diamonds are over rated. I am not all about that sort of thing.
  • I much rather have 5000 dollars worth of new clothes, then a spankin new diamond.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of those damn commercials!!! UGH!






























    Sidenote: I'm probably just bitter because no one's ever given me jewelry.
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    culot4 wrote:
    If you don't get your girl a diamond or a Lexus, you're pretty much screwed. I'm supposed to be happy with getting a Braun electric razor though. I'd love to see the commercial where the girl is happy because she got a blender from Wal Mart. Thanks a lot tv, its not hard enough already.

    :eek:

    What kind of girls do you know? I'm happy my friends and I aren't like that. And yes, all those jewelry commercials are pretty lame and annoying. :p
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    diamonds are nothing more than a status symbol (and a stupid one at that) there are lots of silly women that size each other up with pretentious thoughts of "wow, since the diamond that my man bought for me is so much bigger than the one that she got from her man, it must mean that I'm loved more and that makes me superior"

    diamonds have become just an ostentatious way of people trying to put a $ value on love...and all kinds of idiots, men and women alike have fallen for that crap in their desperate need to keep up with the expectations in a relationship. it's sad that the merits of a couple's relationship are perceived by the rock the man buys for the woman to wear on her finger
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    culot4 wrote:
    If you don't get your girl a diamond or a Lexus, you're pretty much screwed. I'm supposed to be happy with getting a Braun electric razor though. I'd love to see the commercial where the girl is happy because she got a blender from Wal Mart. Thanks a lot tv, its not hard enough already.
    I got a blender for CHristmas last year and was psyched! Makes awesome frozen maragaritas.
    And nothing ever made me happier than the year my parents gave me a KitchenAid stand mixer....oh happy day..
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  • igotid88
    igotid88 Posts: 28,909
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I got a blender for CHristmas last year and was psyched! Makes awesome frozen maragaritas.
    And nothing ever made me happier than the year my parents gave me a KitchenAid stand mixer....oh happy day..

    you would be good for me to buy for. i'm cheap.
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  • culot4
    culot4 Posts: 775
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I got a blender for CHristmas last year and was psyched! Makes awesome frozen maragaritas.
    And nothing ever made me happier than the year my parents gave me a KitchenAid stand mixer....oh happy day..

    But tv said my girl will only love me if I spend a lot of money. I thought love was measured by the price tag of the gift I bought.
    Once in a while you can get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
  • satansbedbugs
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    If I see another Zales commercial , I may puke !!!
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    If I see another Zales commercial , I may puke !!!

    Zales and Jared's...BLEH!!!!!! "He went to Jared's" NIGHTMARE!!!!
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  • I tried arguing with my wife about HD Tv's are so much more worth the money than a friggin rock......I asked...how long have you stared at this HD thing of beauty and how long you look at your ring I bought you......shit, I think she wore the leather coat "she really" wanted twice. And she isn't even really materialistic

    They make it sound like your a piece of shit if you don't waste 4 months of your pay on a piece of compressed carbon. I fucking hate those commercials. Uppity motherfuckers
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  • PJGARDEN
    PJGARDEN Posts: 1,484
    I'm a girl and I do love diamonds but I hate those commercials. Get a new slogan. Its so old.

    Side note. As much as I love diamonds, I would be thrilled with a blender.....Really.