So I met this girl at the bar this weekend...

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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Damn that was gone fast !

    Just when it was getting good

    So when is it OK ?

    :p
    :D

    Wow nobody's gonna jump on it? Well I'll answer. Even with the lame joke like in the last one.

    Apparently only 30 minutes after you meet them. :p

    Really it's never been a big deal to me. We all do it so what's the big deal? Well with just peeing of course. Number 2, that's a different story. I don't see why anyone would wanna sit in on that, or why someone wouldn't want their privacy. But yeah about a month or so into my last relationship she ran in and went pee while I was in the shower, and it was no big deal since. And then the juvenile stuff would happen where I'd run by and open the door, we'd laugh it was over.

    I guess I have my sister to thank for this, as she taught me that the bathroom doesn't have to be private at a young age. But that's another disgusting story for another day. That one would probably get locked quickly as well...or just no replies. :p
  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh yeah, definitely. She asked me for my number, so I'm waiting to see if she'll call and really was cool with it and goes on like nothing, or if I don't hear from her after she woke up Monday morning and remembered what she had done and was too embarassed to call. :p

    But yes, I'm pretty sure the alcohol played a part in that.


    I think it was a test. She was probably trying to judge where your threshold for freakiness might be. Next time you see her, if she has rubber gloves, vaseline, and a ball gag in her purse, I would be careful. :D
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  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    smithnic wrote:
    why is that gross?
    she totally hovered

    Yea, but aiming would have to be a best guess. And damn, pee the wrong way in a urinal and you will get awful splash back.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

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  • ForestBrain
    ForestBrain Posts: 460
    That's just nasty.
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  • roar
    roar Posts: 1,116
    grode.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    westsidepie wrote:
    I think it was a test. She was probably trying to judge where your threshold for freakiness might be. Next time you see her, if she has rubber gloves, vaseline, and a ball gag in her purse, I would be careful. :D

    LOL The advice is indeed noted. :D
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Wow nobody's gonna jump on it? Well I'll answer. Even with the lame joke like in the last one.

    Apparently only 30 minutes after you meet them. :p

    Really it's never been a big deal to me. We all do it so what's the big deal? Well with just peeing of course. Number 2, that's a different story. I don't see why anyone would wanna sit in on that, or why someone wouldn't want their privacy. But yeah about a month or so into my last relationship she ran in and went pee while I was in the shower, and it was no big deal since. And then the juvenile stuff would happen where I'd run by and open the door, we'd laugh it was over.

    I guess I have my sister to thank for this, as she taught me that the bathroom doesn't have to be private at a young age. But that's another disgusting story for another day. That one would probably get locked quickly as well...or just no replies. :p

    if you see this girl again, ask her if she wants to play 'lion'. if she asks 'what's lion?', tell her to lie down and roar and you'll throw her the meat!!! :D
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    if you see this girl again, ask her if she wants to play 'lion'. if she asks 'what's lion?', tell her to lie down and roar and you'll throw her the meat!!! :D

    hahahah, my co-worker just asked me what the hell I was laughing so hard at on that one. That one caught me off guard. Nice!
  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    share wrote:
    She wasn't wearing yellow panties by chance was she?


    hahaha that was classic.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Wow nobody's gonna jump on it? Well I'll answer. Even with the lame joke like in the last one.

    Apparently only 30 minutes after you meet them. :p

    Really it's never been a big deal to me. We all do it so what's the big deal? Well with just peeing of course. Number 2, that's a different story. I don't see why anyone would wanna sit in on that, or why someone wouldn't want their privacy. But yeah about a month or so into my last relationship she ran in and went pee while I was in the shower, and it was no big deal since. And then the juvenile stuff would happen where I'd run by and open the door, we'd laugh it was over.

    I guess I have my sister to thank for this, as she taught me that the bathroom doesn't have to be private at a young age. But that's another disgusting story for another day. That one would probably get locked quickly as well...or just no replies. :p

    My wife is fine with it.....either way....Pretty much right from the start she was fine with it

    Just not number 2

    Sometimes though I do get bladder shy :o
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  • Clarice
    Clarice Posts: 256
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    And I was sitting at the table with her, and her friends when I excused myself to go to the restroom. Well this girl stands up as well and says, "me too! I gotta pee really bad. Lets go!"

    Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."

    So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed. She was just so cool with it. I finished and she simply goes, "Could you get me some TP please?" I did, handed it to her, and she was done. No embarassment at all. Washed our hands and took off.

    I didn't know whether to be amazed, or what. But dude, she was cool about it. Walked right back out, sat down at the table and carried on with our night. Now that's an easy to get along with kinda girl. I like it when things aren't so uptight...including here.

    So maybe this will lighten the mood. Seems like a few people are having a rough day. Post any stories you have of meeting someone. :)

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  • Ledbetterman10
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    EvilMerlin wrote:

    Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."

    So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed.


    I've seen this happen quite a few times myself actually.
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  • Abookamongstthemany
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    smithnic wrote:
    To me that mere act says that she does what she wants without being constrained by societal norms that make no sense whatsoever. Men and women do the same thing in there, why the need to have different rooms? What about trans-gendered individuals?

    Exactly.
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  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    haha! Saw this on Attack of the Show!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0

    :p
  • Lesbelges
    Lesbelges Posts: 434
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Did you get any residual stream spray on your shoes? I'm sort of an ignoramus on this subject but it's never seemed like the most controlled stream of liquid. More like a sputtering water pump


    Hahah sputtering water pump cracked me up!

    I like girls that don't take themselves seriously. Although, if this was a common occurence, I would be worried!
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Wow. I wouldn't do that with my husband, and I've known him for over 5 years!

    Let me ask, did/do you see this girl as a buddy, or as a potential romantic interest?
    wow you're very different to this girl then.... I bet she'd even be good in bed lol
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh and to answer your question, you should get out more, not stay in. This is just a once in a great while thing. :p Or you can get out and avoid it all together by not hanging around Senrock. I feel this was her fault somehow. I'm not sure how yet, but I'll figure it out. :D


    what are you looking for an ass whippin'? :p:D
  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    And I was sitting at the table with her, and her friends when I excused myself to go to the restroom. Well this girl stands up as well and says, "me too! I gotta pee really bad. Lets go!"

    Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."

    So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed. She was just so cool with it. I finished and she simply goes, "Could you get me some TP please?" I did, handed it to her, and she was done. No embarassment at all. Washed our hands and took off.

    I didn't know whether to be amazed, or what. But dude, she was cool about it. Walked right back out, sat down at the table and carried on with our night. Now that's an easy to get along with kinda girl. I like it when things aren't so uptight...including here.

    So maybe this will lighten the mood. Seems like a few people are having a rough day. Post any stories you have of meeting someone. :)

    what did she do with the TP?

    I stood in the ladies' room line at a concert at Merriweather and it was too long. Another girl and I went into the men's room. It was disgusting. I was lucky the guys were decent human beings and acted right. It was just dirty and flooding. But I only did it b/c I did not want to miss the concert and I would never do that at a bar. Not sure I will ever do it again either.
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    what are you looking for an ass whippin'? :p:D

    Yep...I felt like conquering a challenge today...I just might have gotten myself in too deep with that one though. :D
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    iluvcats wrote:
    what did she do with the TP?

    I stood in the ladies' room line at a concert at Merriweather and it was too long. Another girl and I went into the men's room. It was disgusting. I was lucky the guys were decent human beings and acted right. It was just dirty and flooding. But I only did it b/c I did not want to miss the concert and I would never do that at a bar. Not sure I will ever do it again either.

    Used it to clean up...then threw it in the toilet in the stall next to her.

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